Post by Matthew Kurtis on Mar 18, 2007 21:51:50 GMT -5
(((We find Josh Reynolds pacing back and forth in front of the NAPW logo backstage. Josh checks his watch as "The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis walks up to him. Matthew is in his ring gear with a black bandanna worn Hulk Hogan style added and has a "don't (BLEEP) with me" look on his face. He also sports the growth of several unshaven days in addition to his goatee.Josh is noticeably nervous given Matthew's mood this week but starts the interview anyway.)))
JOSH:Hello again Matthew and thank you for taking time to talk to me once again.
MATTHEW(noticeably angry still):Cut the small talk and get down to business,Reynolds.
JOSH:Right. Okay then...people can't help but notice and have commented on the fact that Lyndsey has not been seen this week is she is hiding?
MATTHEW(Chuckling evilly):Hiding? No she ain't hiding,you jackass. She suffered a concussion at the hands of Krenshov last week and flying or any kind of long trip was vetoed by the docs who treated her after TNF last week. But don't worry she'll be ready for Sole Survivor.
JOSH: Speaking of Krenshov,are you planning anything in retaliation for his attack on Lyndsey this week?
MATTHEW:What do you mean?Maybe something like charging the ring with a weapon and beating all the remaining members of the Untouchables to within an inch of their miserable wretched lives?
JOSH: Exactly something like that.
MATTHEW(shaking his head irritably):If I did have plans like that do you actually think I'd tell you or anyone else with the possible exception of Chad? I will get my hands on Krenshov at some point and BY GOD! It won't be for the faint of heart and if I have to go through Casino and O'Brien to get to him may God have mercy on them because I won't.
JOSH:This week at TNF you have more unfinished business as you face Nightmare in "Finisher Match". The rules are simple the first man to execute his finisher,either you with the Bluegrass Bomb or Nightmare with the Dream Catcher wins. The two were somewhat reluctant tag team partners and have had problems with each other before Cold Snap.
MATTHEW:Somewhat reluctant? That's an understatement to say the least there,Josh.Like I've already said Nightmare was basically forced on me as a tag team partner. I never trusted him and his actions leading up to and at Cold Snap proved that I had reasons not to.It might look like I have moved past him and gone on to other things and for the most part I have,Hell the Foundation and Team Kurtis are even somewhat on the same page now,but in other ways I ain't forgot that Nightmare and I have unfinished business. You see Dream Weaver you attacked me with a steel chair and in case you ain't noticed I'm ain't exactly the "forget and forgive" type.So at TNF it's time for you to pay for your sins,Nightmare. So you best pray to whatever God you pray to and make your peace with him.Because this match will be brutal and you will bleed Tuesday,Nightmare and that's no dream.
JOSH:Well,yes, that remains to be seen doesn't it?
MATTHEW: No it's a fact but it just ain't happened yet. Like I said last week Josh,a sleeping giant has awakened and the monster is loose.
JOSH:You have been more ...aggressive this week to say the least.
MATTHEW:True and don't even think I'm going to apologize for it. Do you hear that Josh?
JOSH: Hear what?
MATTHEW:That countdown,tick,tock,tick,tock,tick,tock. That's the countdown to Nightmare's beating and it's about that time. It's almost ASS-KICKIN' TIME!
(((With that Matthew walks away from the interview set.)))
JOSH:Hello again Matthew and thank you for taking time to talk to me once again.
MATTHEW(noticeably angry still):Cut the small talk and get down to business,Reynolds.
JOSH:Right. Okay then...people can't help but notice and have commented on the fact that Lyndsey has not been seen this week is she is hiding?
MATTHEW(Chuckling evilly):Hiding? No she ain't hiding,you jackass. She suffered a concussion at the hands of Krenshov last week and flying or any kind of long trip was vetoed by the docs who treated her after TNF last week. But don't worry she'll be ready for Sole Survivor.
JOSH: Speaking of Krenshov,are you planning anything in retaliation for his attack on Lyndsey this week?
MATTHEW:What do you mean?Maybe something like charging the ring with a weapon and beating all the remaining members of the Untouchables to within an inch of their miserable wretched lives?
JOSH: Exactly something like that.
MATTHEW(shaking his head irritably):If I did have plans like that do you actually think I'd tell you or anyone else with the possible exception of Chad? I will get my hands on Krenshov at some point and BY GOD! It won't be for the faint of heart and if I have to go through Casino and O'Brien to get to him may God have mercy on them because I won't.
JOSH:This week at TNF you have more unfinished business as you face Nightmare in "Finisher Match". The rules are simple the first man to execute his finisher,either you with the Bluegrass Bomb or Nightmare with the Dream Catcher wins. The two were somewhat reluctant tag team partners and have had problems with each other before Cold Snap.
MATTHEW:Somewhat reluctant? That's an understatement to say the least there,Josh.Like I've already said Nightmare was basically forced on me as a tag team partner. I never trusted him and his actions leading up to and at Cold Snap proved that I had reasons not to.It might look like I have moved past him and gone on to other things and for the most part I have,Hell the Foundation and Team Kurtis are even somewhat on the same page now,but in other ways I ain't forgot that Nightmare and I have unfinished business. You see Dream Weaver you attacked me with a steel chair and in case you ain't noticed I'm ain't exactly the "forget and forgive" type.So at TNF it's time for you to pay for your sins,Nightmare. So you best pray to whatever God you pray to and make your peace with him.Because this match will be brutal and you will bleed Tuesday,Nightmare and that's no dream.
JOSH:Well,yes, that remains to be seen doesn't it?
MATTHEW: No it's a fact but it just ain't happened yet. Like I said last week Josh,a sleeping giant has awakened and the monster is loose.
JOSH:You have been more ...aggressive this week to say the least.
MATTHEW:True and don't even think I'm going to apologize for it. Do you hear that Josh?
JOSH: Hear what?
MATTHEW:That countdown,tick,tock,tick,tock,tick,tock. That's the countdown to Nightmare's beating and it's about that time. It's almost ASS-KICKIN' TIME!
(((With that Matthew walks away from the interview set.)))