Post by "LDK" Lloyd Rees on Mar 18, 2007 18:26:42 GMT -5
-January 10th, 1985 Maple Leaf Gardens, Toronto, Ontario, Canada. We are inside the locker room of “The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees Sr.. John, Rees’s seven year old son, and Rees’s wife Carol are all present.-
John: Dis is it Lloyd b’y!! We’re on da big stage!! Canadian Heavyweight Championship here we come!!
Lloyd Rees Sr.: I can’t believe we’re here in da big city!! I can’t believe I’m step’n into da ring with da Canadian Heavyweight Champion!! We made it John!! I owe everyting t’you!!
John: Don’t be so foolish Lloyd! It’s you d’hat got here; I just gave ya da guidance ya needed. Da rest was all you b’y!
Lloyd Rees Sr.: Well either way John b’y, I’m glad yer here with me fer dis moment in me life!!
-Rees Sr. turns to his wife and young child.-
Lloyd Rees Sr.: Come here ye two…
-The Rees family embraces.-
Lloyd Rees Sr.: I wouldn’t have been able t’do dis with out you guys either! Now wish me luck!! It’s time t’kick dis mainlanders a**!!
Carol Rees: G’luck honey!
Lloyd Rees Jr.: Go get’em dad!
-The announcers voice booms through Maple Leaf Gardens.-
Announcer: The challenger hailing from St. John’s, Newfoundland, he is the Professional Boxing Newfoundland Champion, known to all as “The Lemondrop Kid”!! Lloyd Rees!!
-John turns to Lloyd Sr..-
John: It’s time!
Lloyd Rees Sr.: Let’s do dis!!
-That evening the audience inside Maple Leaf Gardens got the chance of a life time as Lloyd Rees Sr. and the Canadian Heavyweight Champion put on a great display of professional boxing. The fight is over; it’s come to a decision. The announcer makes the call.-
Announcer: The winner of the match by decision and still Canadian Heavyweight Champion…
[glow=yellow,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
-September 27th, 2005 the house of Lloyd Rees Jr. Wabana, Bell Island, Newfoundland. Rees Jr. sits by the phone. He looks like he is waiting for it to ring. A few India Beer bottles are scattered around the table. There is a knock at the door. Lloyd Jr. gets up to answer it. John is on the other side.-
John: Hey Lloyd! Are ya go’n t’let me in?
Lloyd Rees Jr.: Sure come in…
John: Lloyd b’y I got some good news! I just got off da phone with da NAPW. D’hey is very interested in you…
Lloyd Rees Jr.: What are ya say’n John?
John: What I’m say’n Lloyd is ya got a try out with New Alberta Pro Wrasslin!!
Lloyd Rees Jr.: I can’t believe it!! Dis is really happen’n! I’m go’n t’be a pro!!
John: Now Lloyd, nothing is guaranteed!
Lloyd Rees Jr.: Com’on John!! Look at me!! Ya know I’m da best ting d’hat can happen t’a place like da NAPW!!
John: Ya got some ego b’y! I don’t know where ya got d’hat cause yer father wasn't like d’hat back in his prime!
Lloyd Rees Jr.: Ya, but he also lost da biggest match of his life d’hat night in Toronto! But, d’hat ain’t go’n t’happen t’me John! I’m go’n t’take da name “Da Lemondrop Kid” and make it a house hold name! Me old man can live vicariously through me!
John: So, ya decided t’use yer father’s old box’n nick name?
Lloyd Rees Jr.: Without a doubt!
-That is the story of “The Lemondrop Kid” and the rest is history.-
[glow=yellow,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
-The history lesson is over! It’s time for the present. A NAPW/REBEL banner hangs in the background, in front of that banner, John Salty and the currant NAPW Provincial Champion, da “LDK” Lloyd Rees. John Salty looks like he has something to say, so why would we make him wait any longer.-
J. Salty: One last time befer me man takes Kodiak t’da wood shed. Here he is!! Da NAPW Provincial Champion, da TECHNICAL TERROR, da “LDK”, da one and da only…LLOYD REES!!
-Rees steps forward. His cut is healing well and his gold is shining beautifully.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Kodiak, Kodiak, KODIAK!!
-Lloyd repositions all of his gold.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I’ve had enough of yer bulls**t ramblings. Ya actually do tink d’hat ya have a chance of walk’n away with da title da I put on da map here in da NAPW. Hell, I just though d’hat ya we’re a little dumb, maybe a few t’many logs dropped on yer f**k’n head, but da truth of da matter is yer plain delusional!! What stands in front of you right now is pure greatness. Someting d’hat you will never be!! I don’t care if da doctor says yer one hundred percent, if he fixed yer eye, implanted a third one, and finally gave ya some f**k’n balls!! Me and you are on totally different levels!! You’re a hack, a piece of crap!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Me on da udder hand, well do I really even need t’say it again?! Please, don’t worry yer pretty little head about Casino, about Salty, or about how much ya hate Moose Jaw. Concentrate intently on me!! On Tuesday try t’be at least focused enough so da pay’n NAPW fans can get ten minutes of look’n at da “LDK”. So, do me a favor when yer home t’night have’n dreams about do’n da impossible and take’n dis title from me; stop and tink about da tings ya have said t’me dis week, cause when we meet in da center of da ring on Tuesday I’m go’n t’shove all d’hose big words of yers directly up yer lumberjack a**!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I’ve wasted enough breath on one Kevin Kodiak…
-Lloyd leaves Salty follows. The scene fades. WAIT!! Salty is back! We should have known.-
J. Salty: Dried out cod fish?! I take offense to d’hat!
-Scene fades.-
John: Dis is it Lloyd b’y!! We’re on da big stage!! Canadian Heavyweight Championship here we come!!
Lloyd Rees Sr.: I can’t believe we’re here in da big city!! I can’t believe I’m step’n into da ring with da Canadian Heavyweight Champion!! We made it John!! I owe everyting t’you!!
John: Don’t be so foolish Lloyd! It’s you d’hat got here; I just gave ya da guidance ya needed. Da rest was all you b’y!
Lloyd Rees Sr.: Well either way John b’y, I’m glad yer here with me fer dis moment in me life!!
-Rees Sr. turns to his wife and young child.-
Lloyd Rees Sr.: Come here ye two…
-The Rees family embraces.-
Lloyd Rees Sr.: I wouldn’t have been able t’do dis with out you guys either! Now wish me luck!! It’s time t’kick dis mainlanders a**!!
Carol Rees: G’luck honey!
Lloyd Rees Jr.: Go get’em dad!
-The announcers voice booms through Maple Leaf Gardens.-
Announcer: The challenger hailing from St. John’s, Newfoundland, he is the Professional Boxing Newfoundland Champion, known to all as “The Lemondrop Kid”!! Lloyd Rees!!
-John turns to Lloyd Sr..-
John: It’s time!
Lloyd Rees Sr.: Let’s do dis!!
-That evening the audience inside Maple Leaf Gardens got the chance of a life time as Lloyd Rees Sr. and the Canadian Heavyweight Champion put on a great display of professional boxing. The fight is over; it’s come to a decision. The announcer makes the call.-
Announcer: The winner of the match by decision and still Canadian Heavyweight Champion…
[glow=yellow,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
-September 27th, 2005 the house of Lloyd Rees Jr. Wabana, Bell Island, Newfoundland. Rees Jr. sits by the phone. He looks like he is waiting for it to ring. A few India Beer bottles are scattered around the table. There is a knock at the door. Lloyd Jr. gets up to answer it. John is on the other side.-
John: Hey Lloyd! Are ya go’n t’let me in?
Lloyd Rees Jr.: Sure come in…
John: Lloyd b’y I got some good news! I just got off da phone with da NAPW. D’hey is very interested in you…
Lloyd Rees Jr.: What are ya say’n John?
John: What I’m say’n Lloyd is ya got a try out with New Alberta Pro Wrasslin!!
Lloyd Rees Jr.: I can’t believe it!! Dis is really happen’n! I’m go’n t’be a pro!!
John: Now Lloyd, nothing is guaranteed!
Lloyd Rees Jr.: Com’on John!! Look at me!! Ya know I’m da best ting d’hat can happen t’a place like da NAPW!!
John: Ya got some ego b’y! I don’t know where ya got d’hat cause yer father wasn't like d’hat back in his prime!
Lloyd Rees Jr.: Ya, but he also lost da biggest match of his life d’hat night in Toronto! But, d’hat ain’t go’n t’happen t’me John! I’m go’n t’take da name “Da Lemondrop Kid” and make it a house hold name! Me old man can live vicariously through me!
John: So, ya decided t’use yer father’s old box’n nick name?
Lloyd Rees Jr.: Without a doubt!
-That is the story of “The Lemondrop Kid” and the rest is history.-
[glow=yellow,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
-The history lesson is over! It’s time for the present. A NAPW/REBEL banner hangs in the background, in front of that banner, John Salty and the currant NAPW Provincial Champion, da “LDK” Lloyd Rees. John Salty looks like he has something to say, so why would we make him wait any longer.-
J. Salty: One last time befer me man takes Kodiak t’da wood shed. Here he is!! Da NAPW Provincial Champion, da TECHNICAL TERROR, da “LDK”, da one and da only…LLOYD REES!!
-Rees steps forward. His cut is healing well and his gold is shining beautifully.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Kodiak, Kodiak, KODIAK!!
-Lloyd repositions all of his gold.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I’ve had enough of yer bulls**t ramblings. Ya actually do tink d’hat ya have a chance of walk’n away with da title da I put on da map here in da NAPW. Hell, I just though d’hat ya we’re a little dumb, maybe a few t’many logs dropped on yer f**k’n head, but da truth of da matter is yer plain delusional!! What stands in front of you right now is pure greatness. Someting d’hat you will never be!! I don’t care if da doctor says yer one hundred percent, if he fixed yer eye, implanted a third one, and finally gave ya some f**k’n balls!! Me and you are on totally different levels!! You’re a hack, a piece of crap!!
[glow=red,2,300]Yer what I like t’call a LARRY!![/glow]
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Me on da udder hand, well do I really even need t’say it again?! Please, don’t worry yer pretty little head about Casino, about Salty, or about how much ya hate Moose Jaw. Concentrate intently on me!! On Tuesday try t’be at least focused enough so da pay’n NAPW fans can get ten minutes of look’n at da “LDK”. So, do me a favor when yer home t’night have’n dreams about do’n da impossible and take’n dis title from me; stop and tink about da tings ya have said t’me dis week, cause when we meet in da center of da ring on Tuesday I’m go’n t’shove all d’hose big words of yers directly up yer lumberjack a**!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I’ve wasted enough breath on one Kevin Kodiak…
-Lloyd leaves Salty follows. The scene fades. WAIT!! Salty is back! We should have known.-
J. Salty: Dried out cod fish?! I take offense to d’hat!
-Scene fades.-