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Post by Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL] on Mar 18, 2007 10:22:21 GMT -5
(We're at the Silo, a Moose Jaw nightclub. Kyle Roberts is sitting at the bar with a large Caesar.)
KYLE ROBERTS: Only a few more days, Chad. A few more days until we face off in that ring. I'll admit it, I've been studying your tapes for the past week with a fine-toothed comb. You pull out a few surprises during your matches, don't you? The CK Finale off the top of a ladder? You know how to put on a good show. Excellent. It's about time that Stylin' Kyle Roberts was involved in another show stopper of a match. Especially after those annihilations of Sam Finn and Nightmare.
The fans DESERVE to see me in a top-caliber match. Because when faced with the right opponent, I pull out all the stops. Just like you, it seems. And when the fans get disappointed by Bruce Richards having YET ANOTHER opponent duck out on him, oh, they'll be ready to see a match for the ages, Kurtis. You think any match could come close to the one we can put on, if we both set our minds to it? Your brother vs. Nightmare? Whoop-tee-doo. I'll be yawning all the way to the back. The Untouchables vs. Ravager and Next Generation? As much as I love seeing that little Mexican guy getting plastered like a fly to the windshield, it's seems too easy, doesn't it? Rees vs. Kodiak. After last week, you know that LDK is going to take it easy. The match for the #30 spot in Sole Survivor? What a joke.
No, Chad. You and me. We're the ones who are going to have to work our asses off in my hometown, giving the fans what they want to see: the best match on the card, brought to them by the Whole Damn Show and the most awesome man in NAPW, yours truly. You're quite the quick guy. Well, so am I. I think our styles will really complement each other, and I think that we COULD be the match to beat on Tuesday Night Fights. What do you say, Kurtis? Shall we make this our night to shine, a mere week before Sole Survivor? Who the bosses who's really the future of this company?
Forget the "I'm better than you" bullshit from me. Don't worry about being a hunter. Let's just go into that ring, and pull off a (BLEEP) spectacle. I mean, let's face it, I'll be the one who gets his arm raised, but I'm willing to go all out and prove what an awesome wrestler I am. There's no shame in losing to the better man, Chad. I AM the better man. But let's get this out there: I will make you look like a (BLEEP) god in that match!
Meanwhile, Bruce will break something in the back after realizing that Jeff James values his life way too much to get into the ring with the Beast. Smart move, Jeff. Who knows what would happen if Bruce botched a moonsault or the Chart Attack? It's best if you just leave him hanging until I make mincemeat out of him at Sole Survivor. Another no-show will make him absolutely livid. And livid men make mistakes. A lot of 'em.
Keep that in mind, Kurtis. I'm offering you the chance of a lifetime this week. I mean, you're already in a match that's sure to draw paying fans to see our show. They'll be dumb enough to boo me, I know, which is a shame, since this IS where I grew up. If the fans knew better, they'd have come out and supported me in Moose Jaw Pro a few years ago. No matter that I was buried for an entire year in that company, I was still going out there and doing my best for those people. I'm sure some of the people attending the Civic Centre were there and appreciated me at the beginning of my career. Not enough, obviously, since I was booked like shit. But now? I'm at the top of the world, baby! Booked by out of country federations, winning awards from everyone that matters... I'll tell you, Chad, it's nice to feel like you're finally making it. And what better way to make it then to give your all in a great match?
(Kyle looks around.)
God, this place is a dump.
FEMALE VOICE: Kyle? Is that you?
(The camera swivels to show a girl, blonde and stacked, ready to party and by the looks of it, two sheets to the wind. Oh, jeez. Really? Jade Thompson?)
KYLE ROBERTS: Jade? You look amazing!
JADE: Thanks. You look different.
KYLE ROBERTS: Well, hey, I thought I'd try something new. A beached buzz cut and goatee? It's definitely different.
JADE: So, how long have you been in town?
KYLE ROBERTS: A week. And, god, am I bored. It's so nice to see a familiar face here.
JADE: So, what's up?
KYLE ROBERTS: Looking for stuff to do.
JADE: Oh yeah. Well, you could join me.
KYLE ROBERTS: I couldn't. I'm sure you've got friends here with you, right?
JADE: Oh, they can handle themselves for one night. It's not every day that I see an old friend.
KYLE ROBERTS: Ah, cool.
JADE: So, what's new with you?
(Kyle looks at the camera, motions for the feed to be cut as a smirk forms on his face. We fade to black.)
KYLE ROBERTS: Only a few more days, Chad. A few more days until we face off in that ring. I'll admit it, I've been studying your tapes for the past week with a fine-toothed comb. You pull out a few surprises during your matches, don't you? The CK Finale off the top of a ladder? You know how to put on a good show. Excellent. It's about time that Stylin' Kyle Roberts was involved in another show stopper of a match. Especially after those annihilations of Sam Finn and Nightmare.
The fans DESERVE to see me in a top-caliber match. Because when faced with the right opponent, I pull out all the stops. Just like you, it seems. And when the fans get disappointed by Bruce Richards having YET ANOTHER opponent duck out on him, oh, they'll be ready to see a match for the ages, Kurtis. You think any match could come close to the one we can put on, if we both set our minds to it? Your brother vs. Nightmare? Whoop-tee-doo. I'll be yawning all the way to the back. The Untouchables vs. Ravager and Next Generation? As much as I love seeing that little Mexican guy getting plastered like a fly to the windshield, it's seems too easy, doesn't it? Rees vs. Kodiak. After last week, you know that LDK is going to take it easy. The match for the #30 spot in Sole Survivor? What a joke.
No, Chad. You and me. We're the ones who are going to have to work our asses off in my hometown, giving the fans what they want to see: the best match on the card, brought to them by the Whole Damn Show and the most awesome man in NAPW, yours truly. You're quite the quick guy. Well, so am I. I think our styles will really complement each other, and I think that we COULD be the match to beat on Tuesday Night Fights. What do you say, Kurtis? Shall we make this our night to shine, a mere week before Sole Survivor? Who the bosses who's really the future of this company?
Forget the "I'm better than you" bullshit from me. Don't worry about being a hunter. Let's just go into that ring, and pull off a (BLEEP) spectacle. I mean, let's face it, I'll be the one who gets his arm raised, but I'm willing to go all out and prove what an awesome wrestler I am. There's no shame in losing to the better man, Chad. I AM the better man. But let's get this out there: I will make you look like a (BLEEP) god in that match!
Meanwhile, Bruce will break something in the back after realizing that Jeff James values his life way too much to get into the ring with the Beast. Smart move, Jeff. Who knows what would happen if Bruce botched a moonsault or the Chart Attack? It's best if you just leave him hanging until I make mincemeat out of him at Sole Survivor. Another no-show will make him absolutely livid. And livid men make mistakes. A lot of 'em.
Keep that in mind, Kurtis. I'm offering you the chance of a lifetime this week. I mean, you're already in a match that's sure to draw paying fans to see our show. They'll be dumb enough to boo me, I know, which is a shame, since this IS where I grew up. If the fans knew better, they'd have come out and supported me in Moose Jaw Pro a few years ago. No matter that I was buried for an entire year in that company, I was still going out there and doing my best for those people. I'm sure some of the people attending the Civic Centre were there and appreciated me at the beginning of my career. Not enough, obviously, since I was booked like shit. But now? I'm at the top of the world, baby! Booked by out of country federations, winning awards from everyone that matters... I'll tell you, Chad, it's nice to feel like you're finally making it. And what better way to make it then to give your all in a great match?
(Kyle looks around.)
God, this place is a dump.
FEMALE VOICE: Kyle? Is that you?
(The camera swivels to show a girl, blonde and stacked, ready to party and by the looks of it, two sheets to the wind. Oh, jeez. Really? Jade Thompson?)
KYLE ROBERTS: Jade? You look amazing!
JADE: Thanks. You look different.
KYLE ROBERTS: Well, hey, I thought I'd try something new. A beached buzz cut and goatee? It's definitely different.
JADE: So, how long have you been in town?
KYLE ROBERTS: A week. And, god, am I bored. It's so nice to see a familiar face here.
JADE: So, what's up?
KYLE ROBERTS: Looking for stuff to do.
JADE: Oh yeah. Well, you could join me.
KYLE ROBERTS: I couldn't. I'm sure you've got friends here with you, right?
JADE: Oh, they can handle themselves for one night. It's not every day that I see an old friend.
KYLE ROBERTS: Ah, cool.
JADE: So, what's new with you?
(Kyle looks at the camera, motions for the feed to be cut as a smirk forms on his face. We fade to black.)