Post by nexusone on Dec 16, 2005 7:39:26 GMT -5
(Rex Caliber basking in the glow of another fantastic performance at Action!, is on the red eye flight to Nova Scotia. Ronny, Rex’ best friend/training partner/traveling buddy stayed in Edmonton. He is helping scout for Monday Night Fights. Rex has a few calls to make. Rex takes out is phone and sets up the call.)
Phone: Ring…ring…ring…
Female voice: Hello… Why are you calling at 7 a.m. Rex? Are you Ok?
Rex: Sweetie I’m doing awesome. I didn’t have time to call home after the match. I had to calm Static down, he was so excited that he is finally on a winning streak again. It apparently has been a very long time. So, Lisa how is everything there?
(The female voice is Rex’ girlfriend Lisa.)
Lisa: Fine, I had to a call a cleaning service to come get the cat turd off of the carpet.
Rex: A cleaning service? How bad was the mess.
Lisa: The turd was in the middle of the living room floor. It was small, but SO FREAKIN NASTY.
Rex: You called a cleaning service to clean up one crap ball? Why didn’t you…Nevermind. Anyways, can you come up to Pittsburgh this Sunday, I want you to see me wrestle.
Lisa: I can’t it’s your Mom’s birthday and I’m standing in for you.
Rex: Damn, forgot all about that. She’ll be happier seeing you anyway. Well I’ll be home Tuesday morning. I’ll call you later tonight.
Lisa: Ok, Love you baby.
Rex: Yeah, I love me too.
(Rex hangs up and calls his agent Mr. Brian McKinney)
Phone: Rin…
Brian: Hello Mr. Caliber, congratulations on your victory. I have some news for you. NAPW officials want to book you for several shows in January.
Rex: Cool. The fans and wrestlers alike, are so impressed with my uncanny ability. You wouldn’t believe the autographs I signed for just the boys in the back. Immortal wouldn’t leave me alone until I signed all 10 of the Rex shirts he had bought. But anyways, what’s the word on the opponents for this coming Monday?
Brian: Your going to be so happy with this match.
-CHRISTMAS CHAOS TAG MATCH-
Mike Johnston & Immortal vs Rex Caliber & The Beast
Rex: Why is it that every time you tell me that I’m going to love something, I end up hating it? Coincidence Maybe?
Brian: What’s wrong with the match.
Rex: You can’t see that I’m tagging with a member of the team I just beat.
Brian: No, you beat Kyle Roberts and Bruce Richards.
Rex: Yeah, and Bruce likes to be called BEAST!
Brian: Those tricky Canadians, if I would have known.
Rex: It’ll be Ok. Maybe somehow, I can convince Immortal to let me pin him, for maybe a few free T shirts or something, so Bruce can’t try to screw me out of the match. I don’t know. Any other news?
Brian: No that is all my good man. Have fun in Nova Scotia.
(Rex hangs up immediately. He has one more call to make just for a good laugh.)
Phone: Ring…ring…
Female voice: Hello?
Rex: Yeah I saw your number scribbled on the bathroom wall of a club in Edmonton. It said if I was looking for a good time call here?
Female voice: REX IS THAT YOU!!
Rex: MOM!
(Rex quickly hangs up hoping she won’t call back. His phone starts vibrating. Rex ignores it,)
Rex: Damnit, I didn’t even know Mom had ever been in Edmonton.
(Rex shakes his head in disbelief.)
Phone: Ring…ring…ring…
Female voice: Hello… Why are you calling at 7 a.m. Rex? Are you Ok?
Rex: Sweetie I’m doing awesome. I didn’t have time to call home after the match. I had to calm Static down, he was so excited that he is finally on a winning streak again. It apparently has been a very long time. So, Lisa how is everything there?
(The female voice is Rex’ girlfriend Lisa.)
Lisa: Fine, I had to a call a cleaning service to come get the cat turd off of the carpet.
Rex: A cleaning service? How bad was the mess.
Lisa: The turd was in the middle of the living room floor. It was small, but SO FREAKIN NASTY.
Rex: You called a cleaning service to clean up one crap ball? Why didn’t you…Nevermind. Anyways, can you come up to Pittsburgh this Sunday, I want you to see me wrestle.
Lisa: I can’t it’s your Mom’s birthday and I’m standing in for you.
Rex: Damn, forgot all about that. She’ll be happier seeing you anyway. Well I’ll be home Tuesday morning. I’ll call you later tonight.
Lisa: Ok, Love you baby.
Rex: Yeah, I love me too.
(Rex hangs up and calls his agent Mr. Brian McKinney)
Phone: Rin…
Brian: Hello Mr. Caliber, congratulations on your victory. I have some news for you. NAPW officials want to book you for several shows in January.
Rex: Cool. The fans and wrestlers alike, are so impressed with my uncanny ability. You wouldn’t believe the autographs I signed for just the boys in the back. Immortal wouldn’t leave me alone until I signed all 10 of the Rex shirts he had bought. But anyways, what’s the word on the opponents for this coming Monday?
Brian: Your going to be so happy with this match.
-CHRISTMAS CHAOS TAG MATCH-
Mike Johnston & Immortal vs Rex Caliber & The Beast
Rex: Why is it that every time you tell me that I’m going to love something, I end up hating it? Coincidence Maybe?
Brian: What’s wrong with the match.
Rex: You can’t see that I’m tagging with a member of the team I just beat.
Brian: No, you beat Kyle Roberts and Bruce Richards.
Rex: Yeah, and Bruce likes to be called BEAST!
Brian: Those tricky Canadians, if I would have known.
Rex: It’ll be Ok. Maybe somehow, I can convince Immortal to let me pin him, for maybe a few free T shirts or something, so Bruce can’t try to screw me out of the match. I don’t know. Any other news?
Brian: No that is all my good man. Have fun in Nova Scotia.
(Rex hangs up immediately. He has one more call to make just for a good laugh.)
Phone: Ring…ring…
Female voice: Hello?
Rex: Yeah I saw your number scribbled on the bathroom wall of a club in Edmonton. It said if I was looking for a good time call here?
Female voice: REX IS THAT YOU!!
Rex: MOM!
(Rex quickly hangs up hoping she won’t call back. His phone starts vibrating. Rex ignores it,)
Rex: Damnit, I didn’t even know Mom had ever been in Edmonton.
(Rex shakes his head in disbelief.)