Post by "LDK" Lloyd Rees on Mar 15, 2007 23:00:29 GMT -5
-May 11th, 1975 the hockey arena in Lace Cove, Bell Island, Newfoundland. The Bell Island Blues have just finished crushing the St. John’s Capitals 5-0 and the boys from the Newfoundland mainland are not to happy about it. A scuffle ensues as the fans make their way out of the arena.-
Townie # 1: How did we lose to this crappy team from Bell Island. We should have never lost to these bay-wops…
Lloyd Rees Sr.: Sounds like somebody’s a pretty sore loser…
Townie # 2: Well, let’s see how you like it when you’re on the losing side!
Lloyd Rees Sr.: I’d like t’see ya try townie!
-The two townies begin to circle Lloyd Rees Sr. and a crowd begins to grow around the action. Townie # 1 lunges at Rees Sr., but but he simply side steps and the saucy townies hits the dirt. The crowd, of mostly Bell Islanders, laughs; this enrages the two boys from St. John’s. Townie # 2 makes his move but he is quickly brought to the ground by want almost resembles a STF. Townies # 1 takes advantage of the distracted Lloyd Sr. and grabs him from behind. Rees Sr. struggles lightly and with ease flips Townie # 1 over his shoulder and puts his foot on his throat.-
Lloyd Rees Sr.: Have ye b’ys had enough?
-The two St. John’s boys scramble to their feet and hightail it. A large, strong, looking man steps out of the crowd and approaches Lloyd Sr..-
Large Man: Ya got some nice moves d’ere kid, ya ever tink about improve’n d’hem?
Lloyd Rees Sr.: Who da hell are you?
Large Man: Name’s John. I got an offer fer you d’hat ya might be interested in.
[glow=yellow,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
-September 26th, 1978 the Professional Boxing Training Gym, St. John’s, Newfoundland. Lloyd Rees Sr. and, the man known only as, John are sitting down having a glass of water after a vigorous training routine.-
John: Tree and a half years of train’n and here we are Lloyd b’y. Yer next match is fer da Newfoundland Championship against Sandy Sheen from up on da hill. He’s tough, but dis is yer big chance. If ya win dis title belt, you’ll get a shot t’get onto da major Canadian scene. How do ya feel about d’hat?!
Lloyd Rees Sr.: I’m very excited John! Who knew a little guy from Bell Island like me could have a chance like dis! I’ve been to Sheen’s last five matches and I know d’hat I can kick his a**
John: I know ya can to Lloyd. D’hen watch out mainlanders!! All ya need now is a catchy name…
Lloyd Rees Sr.: Hmmm…I got it!! Dis one is fer me mudder, “Da Lemondrop Kid”
John: Ya sure about d’hat Lloyd? People are go’n t’be confused by d’hat nickname…
Lloyd Rees Sr.: After d’hey see me skills in da ring it won’t matter what me nickname is!
John: “Da Lemondrop Kid” it is d’hen!
-The attendant from the gym approaches the original Newfie Duo.-
Attendant: Lloyd??
Lloyd Rees Sr.: D’hat’s me!
Attendant: Doctor Jardine is on the phone for you, I think it has to do with your wife…
-Rees Sr. grabs the phone.-
Lloyd Rees Sr.: Yello?...Sure ting Doc! I’ll be d’ere in a few minutes!
-Lloyd Sr. hands the phone back to the attendant.-
Lloyd Rees Sr.: It’s Carol!! She’s have’n da baby!!
John: D’hen what da hell are we wait’n fer?! Lets go!!
[glow=yellow,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
-September 27th, 1978 inside the Grace Hospital in St. John’s, Newfoundland. Lloyd Sr. is holding his new baby boy in his arms. John is there and Lloyd Sr.’s wife, Carol Rees, is lying in the hospital bed.-
John: Look’n good Lloyd! What ya go’n t’call da little one?
Lloyd Rees Sr.: I’m not t’sure…
Carol Rees: I was tink’n we could name him Lloyd…
John: A junior! I love it!!
Lloyd Rees Sr.: So d'hat is it d’hen, Lloyd it is!
[glow=yellow,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
-October 15th, 1978 St. John’s Memorial Stadium. Cameras are flashing and the crowd is cheering. Lloyd Rees Sr. stands in the middle of the boxing ring with John. Rees Sr.’s arms are raised in the air and the referee is handing him a big gold belt that looks somewhat like the Republic of Newfoundland Championship. The announcer speaks.-
Announcer: Your winner by knock out and new Professional Boxing Newfoundland Champion…“The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees!!
[glow=yellow,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
To be continued…
-John Salty and da “LDK” Lloyd Rees are leaving a local Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan restaurant when they are stopped by NAPW Reporter, Josh Reynolds before they can reach their ride.-
Josh Reynolds: Lloyd! Could I get a few words?
J. Salty: If ya want t’talk t’da “LDK” ya got t’talk t’me first Reynolds!
-The two discuss. Finally Josh gets to ask his questions.-
Josh Reynolds: First thing everyone wants to know Lloyd is why the changes?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I didn’t tink people were take’n dis Newfie serious enough! Dis look I support now is what da true Lloyd Rees is all about. As fer John here, da fisherman gimmick da NAPW wanted him t’portrait was a crock of bulls**t!! Just one of da many ways d’hey tried t’hold me down when I first arrive on da scene here in da NAPW.
Josh Reynolds: Well, it seems things are going your way once again Lloyd. In one of the greatest matches the NAPW has ever seen, you not only defeated two champions, but you also began your forth reign as NAPW Provincial Champion, comment?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Was d’ere ever any doubt Josh? I’m da “LDK”!! What I do is make history!! How many frig’n times do I have t’say d’hat!
Josh Reynolds: Ok, let’s turn our attention to REBEL Pro Wrestling. From my understanding you were personally invited to join the roster. What kind of plans do you have for the young sister fed of the NAPW?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Now Josh, I may have changed me looks, but I haven’t changed d’hat much. Do ya actually tink I am go’n t’fill ya in on me plans fer REBEL? Com’on Josh, ya know me better d’han d’hat!
Josh Reynolds: Well, how do you see your future in REBEL?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: You’ve seen me wrassle here in NAPW since da begin’n Josh. Ya know what I do…
Josh Reynolds: This Tuesday you go one on one with the man that nearly ended Chris Casino’s historic reign as Pure Honor Champion. You have to be concerned about your title match with Kevin Kodiak.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Please Josh! Ya know me better d’han d’hat. Of course I’m concerned about. I’d be really upset in Kodiak was so embarrassed about how bad he lost d’hat he could never wrassle again. What about his wife? What about his children?
Josh Reynolds: I see I am not going to get a straight answer from you concerning your first title defense, but maybe you will answer this question. Do you have something planned, which is so dame right evil only you and John Salty could come up with, for Simply Beautiful at Sole Survivor?
-Lloyd gets in the car that is waiting for them without another word. John Salty pulls Josh’s microphone to his mouth-
J. Salty: No comment!
-John Salty gets in the car and it drives away as the scene fades.-
Townie # 1: How did we lose to this crappy team from Bell Island. We should have never lost to these bay-wops…
Lloyd Rees Sr.: Sounds like somebody’s a pretty sore loser…
Townie # 2: Well, let’s see how you like it when you’re on the losing side!
Lloyd Rees Sr.: I’d like t’see ya try townie!
-The two townies begin to circle Lloyd Rees Sr. and a crowd begins to grow around the action. Townie # 1 lunges at Rees Sr., but but he simply side steps and the saucy townies hits the dirt. The crowd, of mostly Bell Islanders, laughs; this enrages the two boys from St. John’s. Townie # 2 makes his move but he is quickly brought to the ground by want almost resembles a STF. Townies # 1 takes advantage of the distracted Lloyd Sr. and grabs him from behind. Rees Sr. struggles lightly and with ease flips Townie # 1 over his shoulder and puts his foot on his throat.-
Lloyd Rees Sr.: Have ye b’ys had enough?
-The two St. John’s boys scramble to their feet and hightail it. A large, strong, looking man steps out of the crowd and approaches Lloyd Sr..-
Large Man: Ya got some nice moves d’ere kid, ya ever tink about improve’n d’hem?
Lloyd Rees Sr.: Who da hell are you?
Large Man: Name’s John. I got an offer fer you d’hat ya might be interested in.
[glow=yellow,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
-September 26th, 1978 the Professional Boxing Training Gym, St. John’s, Newfoundland. Lloyd Rees Sr. and, the man known only as, John are sitting down having a glass of water after a vigorous training routine.-
John: Tree and a half years of train’n and here we are Lloyd b’y. Yer next match is fer da Newfoundland Championship against Sandy Sheen from up on da hill. He’s tough, but dis is yer big chance. If ya win dis title belt, you’ll get a shot t’get onto da major Canadian scene. How do ya feel about d’hat?!
Lloyd Rees Sr.: I’m very excited John! Who knew a little guy from Bell Island like me could have a chance like dis! I’ve been to Sheen’s last five matches and I know d’hat I can kick his a**
John: I know ya can to Lloyd. D’hen watch out mainlanders!! All ya need now is a catchy name…
Lloyd Rees Sr.: Hmmm…I got it!! Dis one is fer me mudder, “Da Lemondrop Kid”
John: Ya sure about d’hat Lloyd? People are go’n t’be confused by d’hat nickname…
Lloyd Rees Sr.: After d’hey see me skills in da ring it won’t matter what me nickname is!
John: “Da Lemondrop Kid” it is d’hen!
-The attendant from the gym approaches the original Newfie Duo.-
Attendant: Lloyd??
Lloyd Rees Sr.: D’hat’s me!
Attendant: Doctor Jardine is on the phone for you, I think it has to do with your wife…
-Rees Sr. grabs the phone.-
Lloyd Rees Sr.: Yello?...Sure ting Doc! I’ll be d’ere in a few minutes!
-Lloyd Sr. hands the phone back to the attendant.-
Lloyd Rees Sr.: It’s Carol!! She’s have’n da baby!!
John: D’hen what da hell are we wait’n fer?! Lets go!!
[glow=yellow,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
-September 27th, 1978 inside the Grace Hospital in St. John’s, Newfoundland. Lloyd Sr. is holding his new baby boy in his arms. John is there and Lloyd Sr.’s wife, Carol Rees, is lying in the hospital bed.-
John: Look’n good Lloyd! What ya go’n t’call da little one?
Lloyd Rees Sr.: I’m not t’sure…
Carol Rees: I was tink’n we could name him Lloyd…
John: A junior! I love it!!
Lloyd Rees Sr.: So d'hat is it d’hen, Lloyd it is!
[glow=yellow,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
-October 15th, 1978 St. John’s Memorial Stadium. Cameras are flashing and the crowd is cheering. Lloyd Rees Sr. stands in the middle of the boxing ring with John. Rees Sr.’s arms are raised in the air and the referee is handing him a big gold belt that looks somewhat like the Republic of Newfoundland Championship. The announcer speaks.-
Announcer: Your winner by knock out and new Professional Boxing Newfoundland Champion…“The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees!!
[glow=yellow,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
To be continued…
-John Salty and da “LDK” Lloyd Rees are leaving a local Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan restaurant when they are stopped by NAPW Reporter, Josh Reynolds before they can reach their ride.-
Josh Reynolds: Lloyd! Could I get a few words?
J. Salty: If ya want t’talk t’da “LDK” ya got t’talk t’me first Reynolds!
-The two discuss. Finally Josh gets to ask his questions.-
Josh Reynolds: First thing everyone wants to know Lloyd is why the changes?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I didn’t tink people were take’n dis Newfie serious enough! Dis look I support now is what da true Lloyd Rees is all about. As fer John here, da fisherman gimmick da NAPW wanted him t’portrait was a crock of bulls**t!! Just one of da many ways d’hey tried t’hold me down when I first arrive on da scene here in da NAPW.
Josh Reynolds: Well, it seems things are going your way once again Lloyd. In one of the greatest matches the NAPW has ever seen, you not only defeated two champions, but you also began your forth reign as NAPW Provincial Champion, comment?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Was d’ere ever any doubt Josh? I’m da “LDK”!! What I do is make history!! How many frig’n times do I have t’say d’hat!
Josh Reynolds: Ok, let’s turn our attention to REBEL Pro Wrestling. From my understanding you were personally invited to join the roster. What kind of plans do you have for the young sister fed of the NAPW?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Now Josh, I may have changed me looks, but I haven’t changed d’hat much. Do ya actually tink I am go’n t’fill ya in on me plans fer REBEL? Com’on Josh, ya know me better d’han d’hat!
Josh Reynolds: Well, how do you see your future in REBEL?
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: You’ve seen me wrassle here in NAPW since da begin’n Josh. Ya know what I do…
Josh Reynolds: This Tuesday you go one on one with the man that nearly ended Chris Casino’s historic reign as Pure Honor Champion. You have to be concerned about your title match with Kevin Kodiak.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Please Josh! Ya know me better d’han d’hat. Of course I’m concerned about. I’d be really upset in Kodiak was so embarrassed about how bad he lost d’hat he could never wrassle again. What about his wife? What about his children?
Josh Reynolds: I see I am not going to get a straight answer from you concerning your first title defense, but maybe you will answer this question. Do you have something planned, which is so dame right evil only you and John Salty could come up with, for Simply Beautiful at Sole Survivor?
-Lloyd gets in the car that is waiting for them without another word. John Salty pulls Josh’s microphone to his mouth-
J. Salty: No comment!
-John Salty gets in the car and it drives away as the scene fades.-