Post by "LDK" Lloyd Rees on Mar 15, 2007 14:38:34 GMT -5
-November 2nd, 1968 Wabana, Bell Island, Newfoundland. It appears to be someone’s birthday. A large group has gathered around an equally large table. A cake sits in front of a young boy, ten years today. The group begins to sing.-
Group: HAPPY BIRTHDAY T’YOU!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY T’YOU!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR LLOYD!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY T’YOU!!
-The camera focuses on an older woman, most likely the boy’s mother.-
Older Woman: Isn’t me Lloyd just da cutest! He’s just a sweet little lemondrop!
[glow=yellow,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
-September 17th, 1972 outback of St. Boniface High School, Wabana, Bell Island, Newfoundland. Four larger teenagers are surrounding a much smaller one. One of the larger teenagers speak.-
Large Teenager # 1: Well what do we got here?
Larger Teenager # 3: Looks like Mrs. Rees little lemondrop is all alone!
Lloyd Rees Sr.: Hey don’t call me d’hat!
Larger Teenager # 2: What are ya go’n t’do about it kid!
Larger Teenager # 4: Ha! “Da Lemondrop Kid” perfect fer dis little pip squeak!
Lloyd Rees Sr.: F**k you guys!!
Larger Teenager # 3: Tough words fer a “Lemondrop”! Get’em b’ys!
-Lloyd Rees Sr. ducks the first oncoming teenager and drops the one following behind him with a swift kick to the nuts. Good effort from the much smaller, out numbered, Lloyd Sr. but, the numbers quickly over come him. The four larger teenagers leave “Da Lemondrop Kid” bruised and battered.-
To be continued…
[glow=yellow,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
-NAPW/REBEL banner, John Salty, and wrestling’s golden knight, da “LDK” Lloyd Rees. Salty steps in front of the triple title bearing Rees and starts to speak.-
J. Salty: Here we have it Larries!! Fer yer listen’n pleasure I give t’you da four time NAPW Provincial Champion, da TECHNICAL TERROR, da “LDK”, da one and da only…LLOYD REES!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Here we go again!! Kevin Kodiak falls right into da same category as idiots like Jeff James rant’n on about someting d’hey don’t understand or, better yet, someting d’hay have no chance of become’n a part of. REBEL!! Da new face of da indie wrasslin world, is a lot more d’han just some feeder system Kodiak. It’s a place where only da top wrasslers in da business, i.e. meself, have been invited t’take part in wrasslin history. Ya see REBEL is a lot more d’han no dqs and hardcore wrasslin, it’s about express’n yerself as a wrassler. If ya want t’see how tings are go’n t’go down d’ere keep yer eyes on da “LDK” and you’ll see what I am talk’n about. Utter d’han d’hat, make sure ya know what yer talk’n about befer ya open yer mouth. But, fer now dis is da NAPW, I’m da four time NAPW Provincial Champion, and we’re just a few short days away from, yers truly, school’n Kevin Kodiak in me first defense of d’hat title…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: So, Mr. Kodiak seems t’tink his size and train’n are go’n t’give him a big advantage come Tuesday Night Fights. Sure Kevin, yer six-foot-eight and two hundred and sisty-two pounds and I’m sure ya wrassled with bears all yer life up d’ere in Salmon River, British Columbia, but really Kodiak! Do ya tink d’hat I give a pinch of coon s**t?! Hell, ya could be Paul-f**k’n-Bunyan and bring yer stupid Blue Ox, Babe, it ain’t go’n t’change a dame ting dis Tuesday!! I’ve beat’n all comers!! Didn’t matter if d’hey were big or small, fast or slow, smart of stupid!! Everyone one of d’hen had someting in common after d’hey stepped into da ring with da “LDK”…D’hey all lost!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Here’s me advice t’you Kevin; ya need t’be prepared fer dis, da biggest match of yer sorry a** career. But, see’n how ya been live’n in a closet since February 2006, and ya seem t’know less about da “LDK” d’hen most Canadians know about Newfoundland, let me just give ya a quick run down of how I do s**t around here; I WIN!! It’s d’hat easy!! I don’t go into matches with Larries like yerself and come out on da lose’n side!! Certainly when dis belt is on da line!! So really, I guess me advice, fer da first time ever, is useless. It doesn’t matter how ya prepare fer our match; ya can watch videos, train everyday, say yer prayers, and take yer vitamins but, in da end d’ere is only one certainty. Me, da poster b’y of REBEL, da Provincial, Television, and Republic of Newfoundland Champions, da TECHNICAL TERROR, da “LDK” will be da one in da limelight and you, Kevin Kodiak, will be where everyone expects ya t’be…In da shadow of greatness d’hat is da one and da only…LLOYD REES!!
-In a flash of gold Rees is gone. Salty is still there though and he has something to say.-
J. Salty: B’y we’re go’n t’have quite da scoff and scuff dis Tuesday.
-Fade on the smiling face of John Salty.-
Group: HAPPY BIRTHDAY T’YOU!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY T’YOU!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR LLOYD!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY T’YOU!!
-The camera focuses on an older woman, most likely the boy’s mother.-
Older Woman: Isn’t me Lloyd just da cutest! He’s just a sweet little lemondrop!
[glow=yellow,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
-September 17th, 1972 outback of St. Boniface High School, Wabana, Bell Island, Newfoundland. Four larger teenagers are surrounding a much smaller one. One of the larger teenagers speak.-
Large Teenager # 1: Well what do we got here?
Larger Teenager # 3: Looks like Mrs. Rees little lemondrop is all alone!
Lloyd Rees Sr.: Hey don’t call me d’hat!
Larger Teenager # 2: What are ya go’n t’do about it kid!
Larger Teenager # 4: Ha! “Da Lemondrop Kid” perfect fer dis little pip squeak!
Lloyd Rees Sr.: F**k you guys!!
Larger Teenager # 3: Tough words fer a “Lemondrop”! Get’em b’ys!
-Lloyd Rees Sr. ducks the first oncoming teenager and drops the one following behind him with a swift kick to the nuts. Good effort from the much smaller, out numbered, Lloyd Sr. but, the numbers quickly over come him. The four larger teenagers leave “Da Lemondrop Kid” bruised and battered.-
To be continued…
[glow=yellow,2,300]FLASH!![/glow]
-NAPW/REBEL banner, John Salty, and wrestling’s golden knight, da “LDK” Lloyd Rees. Salty steps in front of the triple title bearing Rees and starts to speak.-
J. Salty: Here we have it Larries!! Fer yer listen’n pleasure I give t’you da four time NAPW Provincial Champion, da TECHNICAL TERROR, da “LDK”, da one and da only…LLOYD REES!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Here we go again!! Kevin Kodiak falls right into da same category as idiots like Jeff James rant’n on about someting d’hey don’t understand or, better yet, someting d’hay have no chance of become’n a part of. REBEL!! Da new face of da indie wrasslin world, is a lot more d’han just some feeder system Kodiak. It’s a place where only da top wrasslers in da business, i.e. meself, have been invited t’take part in wrasslin history. Ya see REBEL is a lot more d’han no dqs and hardcore wrasslin, it’s about express’n yerself as a wrassler. If ya want t’see how tings are go’n t’go down d’ere keep yer eyes on da “LDK” and you’ll see what I am talk’n about. Utter d’han d’hat, make sure ya know what yer talk’n about befer ya open yer mouth. But, fer now dis is da NAPW, I’m da four time NAPW Provincial Champion, and we’re just a few short days away from, yers truly, school’n Kevin Kodiak in me first defense of d’hat title…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: So, Mr. Kodiak seems t’tink his size and train’n are go’n t’give him a big advantage come Tuesday Night Fights. Sure Kevin, yer six-foot-eight and two hundred and sisty-two pounds and I’m sure ya wrassled with bears all yer life up d’ere in Salmon River, British Columbia, but really Kodiak! Do ya tink d’hat I give a pinch of coon s**t?! Hell, ya could be Paul-f**k’n-Bunyan and bring yer stupid Blue Ox, Babe, it ain’t go’n t’change a dame ting dis Tuesday!! I’ve beat’n all comers!! Didn’t matter if d’hey were big or small, fast or slow, smart of stupid!! Everyone one of d’hen had someting in common after d’hey stepped into da ring with da “LDK”…D’hey all lost!!
[glow=red,2,300]“Sure ya came close t’beat’n Casino, but he’s nothing compared t’Lloyd Rees!”[/glow]
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Here’s me advice t’you Kevin; ya need t’be prepared fer dis, da biggest match of yer sorry a** career. But, see’n how ya been live’n in a closet since February 2006, and ya seem t’know less about da “LDK” d’hen most Canadians know about Newfoundland, let me just give ya a quick run down of how I do s**t around here; I WIN!! It’s d’hat easy!! I don’t go into matches with Larries like yerself and come out on da lose’n side!! Certainly when dis belt is on da line!! So really, I guess me advice, fer da first time ever, is useless. It doesn’t matter how ya prepare fer our match; ya can watch videos, train everyday, say yer prayers, and take yer vitamins but, in da end d’ere is only one certainty. Me, da poster b’y of REBEL, da Provincial, Television, and Republic of Newfoundland Champions, da TECHNICAL TERROR, da “LDK” will be da one in da limelight and you, Kevin Kodiak, will be where everyone expects ya t’be…In da shadow of greatness d’hat is da one and da only…LLOYD REES!!
-In a flash of gold Rees is gone. Salty is still there though and he has something to say.-
J. Salty: B’y we’re go’n t’have quite da scoff and scuff dis Tuesday.
-Fade on the smiling face of John Salty.-