Post by Kevin Kodiak on Mar 15, 2007 8:26:25 GMT -5
camera opens on Edmonton General Hospital, in the parking lot is a large red Dodge Ram 4x4, and just arriving back to it is Kevin Kodiak.
wearing a patch over his injuried eye, he approached and sees the camera waiting for him.
KK:" Well well, another camera crew from NAPW!! geez dont you guys have something better to do than lurk in the weeds? I was just inside the hospital, and the eye specialist says that my eye should be ok in a few days. Right now it is still very sore, and i get blurred vision in it, so wearing the patch should allow it to heal and be ready for my upcoming match. All I think about is how blasted close I was to grabbing that belt from the waist of Casino, but that is water under the bridge and nothing I can do. I am still waiting for the Commish to make a ruling, or at least give me a rematch somewheres down the road, if Casino can hold on to the belt much longer. "
Kodiak moves closer to the truck and turns toward the camera.
KK: "Now for things at hand..and my chance at a provincial belt here in NAPW. First off, what the heck is a Lemon Drop Kid... I was in the
pharmacy.. and couldnt find it in the cough medicine. That is what it is right?? Lemon Drop Kid!! what the heck is that all about. Yes we are very similar as you stated, both trying to improve ourselves here in NAPW, you have grabbed a belt and I had one slip between my fingers, I have had a run of great matches, and so have you, but there is one thing to remember, size and training. I have both of those over you. Lemon Drop or what ever you now call yourself, I know on March 20 you have met your match. One belt may have slipped by but now this one is going to be right here (shows his waist and motions his hands around it) Casino has the longest streak of defending a belt, Rees you will join many for the shortest defense of a belt, one match. "
Kodiak opens the door of the truck and reaches in for a bottle of water, and takes a drink from it.
KK: " Rees with all the victories and big matches you have been in, one question I wanted to ask, why not get a set of teeth. No one can understand a bloody word you say, you mumble away but no one gets anything from you. Maybe it had been too much Screech or something...but man get straightened out. And this guy Salty, well great name for a guy who looks like he came right out the sea, off a cod boat, too bad there isnt any more cod to catch..so now you found a spot on the coat tails of another cod fish catcher. Well i hear the lines in unemployment in Newfoundland are not that long, cuz most have moved away. I have reserved two spots right at the front of the line for you on Wed. After our match tues night just catch the red eye back to St. John or Gander or some little inlet and stand in line to get your next paycheck. Because there will not be one here in NAPW for you after this match. "
Kodiak opens the door again to the truck and pulls out a poster,
holding it up to the camera, the poster is an annoucement for a new
wrestling Fed. REBEL. he takes the poster and rips it in half and in half again.
KK: "What the hell is this REBEL... I see that the roster is made up of many of the chumps of NAPW, yes chumps.. those guys who for some reason now must flee to another "sister" fed . Why not prove yourselves here, and allow that fed to be a feeder system to the top NAPW, lets use it to develop new talent, to ensure the future.
But no, now these same guys have to go wiggle their fannies in a new fed. Well that's all right by me... you guys will spread yourselves to thin, not concentrating at the matter at hand here in NAPW, and victory will be mine when I face you in the ring. Rethink what you are doing, stay at the top, or maybe you are not worthy."
Kodiak gets into his truck, and shaking his head in wonder he starts up the truck and drives off. camera fades..
wearing a patch over his injuried eye, he approached and sees the camera waiting for him.
KK:" Well well, another camera crew from NAPW!! geez dont you guys have something better to do than lurk in the weeds? I was just inside the hospital, and the eye specialist says that my eye should be ok in a few days. Right now it is still very sore, and i get blurred vision in it, so wearing the patch should allow it to heal and be ready for my upcoming match. All I think about is how blasted close I was to grabbing that belt from the waist of Casino, but that is water under the bridge and nothing I can do. I am still waiting for the Commish to make a ruling, or at least give me a rematch somewheres down the road, if Casino can hold on to the belt much longer. "
Kodiak moves closer to the truck and turns toward the camera.
KK: "Now for things at hand..and my chance at a provincial belt here in NAPW. First off, what the heck is a Lemon Drop Kid... I was in the
pharmacy.. and couldnt find it in the cough medicine. That is what it is right?? Lemon Drop Kid!! what the heck is that all about. Yes we are very similar as you stated, both trying to improve ourselves here in NAPW, you have grabbed a belt and I had one slip between my fingers, I have had a run of great matches, and so have you, but there is one thing to remember, size and training. I have both of those over you. Lemon Drop or what ever you now call yourself, I know on March 20 you have met your match. One belt may have slipped by but now this one is going to be right here (shows his waist and motions his hands around it) Casino has the longest streak of defending a belt, Rees you will join many for the shortest defense of a belt, one match. "
Kodiak opens the door of the truck and reaches in for a bottle of water, and takes a drink from it.
KK: " Rees with all the victories and big matches you have been in, one question I wanted to ask, why not get a set of teeth. No one can understand a bloody word you say, you mumble away but no one gets anything from you. Maybe it had been too much Screech or something...but man get straightened out. And this guy Salty, well great name for a guy who looks like he came right out the sea, off a cod boat, too bad there isnt any more cod to catch..so now you found a spot on the coat tails of another cod fish catcher. Well i hear the lines in unemployment in Newfoundland are not that long, cuz most have moved away. I have reserved two spots right at the front of the line for you on Wed. After our match tues night just catch the red eye back to St. John or Gander or some little inlet and stand in line to get your next paycheck. Because there will not be one here in NAPW for you after this match. "
Kodiak opens the door again to the truck and pulls out a poster,
holding it up to the camera, the poster is an annoucement for a new
wrestling Fed. REBEL. he takes the poster and rips it in half and in half again.
KK: "What the hell is this REBEL... I see that the roster is made up of many of the chumps of NAPW, yes chumps.. those guys who for some reason now must flee to another "sister" fed . Why not prove yourselves here, and allow that fed to be a feeder system to the top NAPW, lets use it to develop new talent, to ensure the future.
But no, now these same guys have to go wiggle their fannies in a new fed. Well that's all right by me... you guys will spread yourselves to thin, not concentrating at the matter at hand here in NAPW, and victory will be mine when I face you in the ring. Rethink what you are doing, stay at the top, or maybe you are not worthy."
Kodiak gets into his truck, and shaking his head in wonder he starts up the truck and drives off. camera fades..