Post by "LDK" Lloyd Rees on Mar 14, 2007 20:03:24 GMT -5
-After Tuesday Night Fights in Rees’s locker room.-
J. Salty: I can’t believe d’hat piece of s**t had da f**k’n nerve t’come down t’da ring an interrupt, what was bound t’be, da NAPW’s greatest celebration…BULLS**T!! How dare he even come near da NAPW’s Triple Champion?! We got t’do someting about Simply Beautiful Lloyd!! What da hell are we go’n t’do about Beautiful?!
-Lloyd is sitting backwards in a steel folding chair. The “LDK” is clad in gold; NAPW Provincial Title around his waist, NAPW Television Title over his right shoulder, and the ~nFa~ Republic of Newfoundland Title over his left. But, the vast amount of gold does not cancel out the fact he is battered and bruised after the Four Corner Survival Match and the attack by Simply Beautiful. Rees’s eyes are focused on the floor. He does not look up but, he speaks.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Have a drink John and calm down b’y…
-John Salty does just that. Pulling his trademark flask out of his pocket, he takes a swallow.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Don’t worry about Simply Beautiful; I got a plan fer him at Sole Survivor…
J. Salty: But Lloyd! Beautiful has been a pain in our arses since we returned t’da NAPW in January. We got t’put a stop t’his antics!! We got t’do what you’ve done t’so many NAPWers in da past…END IT!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I already told you once and I’m only go’n t’tell ya one more time John, I got it…Is d’hat ok?!
J. Salty: I trust ya Lloyd, ya know d’hat. But, we can’t let Beautiful continue with…
-Lloyd looks up from his focus on the floor. Thanks, in part to Simply Beautiful for a second time, Lloyd is supporting stitches. This time, after a falling from the top of a ladder through the time keepers table, nine stitches hold together an opening over his left eye.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: SALTY!! I said… I GOT IT!!
J. Salty: Alright, alright. I’ll leave it be…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Let me put it t’ya dis way Salty. Simply Beautiful has tasted me blood fer da last time. Come Sole Survivor its go’n t’be me turn fer a taste…
J. Salty: What about Kodiak?!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Let’s just say Kevin is go’n t’get a sneek peak of da carnage d’hat is in store fer our little Rocky Balboa wanna be…
-Scene fades.-
-Nothing fancy; John Salty, “LDK”, NAPW/REBEL banner, and a lot of gold. John Salty speaks.-
J. Salty: Silence ingrates!! It’s time t’set yer VCRs and DVRs cause dis is a moment you’ll never want t’ferget and you’ll want t’see it over and over again. Yer about t’witness another first here in da NAPW, I give you da first man ever t’dethrone two Champions at once, da first NAPW Triple Champion. Ya may also know him da poster boy of REBEL Pro, da TECHNICAL TERROR, da “LDK”, da one and da only…LLOYD REES!!
-Lloyd, stitched and shining, speaks.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Just like I said I would, on Tuesday night, I made NAPW history once again. Now look at me! I got more gold d’han you can shake a stick at. And do ya expect tings t’change anytime soon? NOT F**K’N LIKELY!! Certainly when me first defense as NAPW Provincial Champion is against a Larry da likes of Kevin Kodiak. Ya see Kodiak, ya really should have tried a lot harder t’get yer rematch against Casino. At least when yer in da ring with his a** ya got half a chance, but you against me?! Well, let’s just say d’ere is a better chance d’hat da Canadian government will put a smelter in Newfoundland t’refine Voisey Bay’s minerals…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: But, we’re not really d’hat different are we Kodiak? Both of us look’n t’better ourselves, me sick of be’n tied t’a fish’n business d’hat is all but gone and you look’n t’get out of be’n a silly a** lumberjack, we turned to wrasslin. Me, I went on t’become one of da top wrasslers, not only in da NAPW, but da entire world; win’n multiple titles and make’n & break’n history every where I went. You, on da utter hand, became nothing!! Yer a f**k’n joke!! And, I’m completely insulted d’hat I have t’waste me time step’n into da ring with you fer da final episode of Tuesday Night Fights!! But, d’ere is one ting I am go’n t’truly enjoy…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Kick’n yer sorry a** around d’hat ring!! Unluckily fer you Kodiak, I’m not me regular calm self right now. I’m a house of FIRE!! And you’re go’n t’get t’feel d’hat fire first hand, a personal f**k show on Tuesday. So go ahead Kodiak and make yer guarantees about take’n dis…
-Lloyd points to the NAPW Provincial Title.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: …Away from da “LDK”, go ahead and live in yer dream world of title reigns and wrasslin greatness, go ahead and keep tink’n d’hat ya even stand one iota of a chance against me, d’hat’s all fine and good but, PLEASE, don’t be t’upset when yer left in da cloud dust, decimated and destroyed by me; da “LDK”…LLOYD REES!!
-Rees exits. Salty remains.-
J. Salty: Long may yer big jib draw!
-Scene fades.-
J. Salty: I can’t believe d’hat piece of s**t had da f**k’n nerve t’come down t’da ring an interrupt, what was bound t’be, da NAPW’s greatest celebration…BULLS**T!! How dare he even come near da NAPW’s Triple Champion?! We got t’do someting about Simply Beautiful Lloyd!! What da hell are we go’n t’do about Beautiful?!
-Lloyd is sitting backwards in a steel folding chair. The “LDK” is clad in gold; NAPW Provincial Title around his waist, NAPW Television Title over his right shoulder, and the ~nFa~ Republic of Newfoundland Title over his left. But, the vast amount of gold does not cancel out the fact he is battered and bruised after the Four Corner Survival Match and the attack by Simply Beautiful. Rees’s eyes are focused on the floor. He does not look up but, he speaks.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Have a drink John and calm down b’y…
-John Salty does just that. Pulling his trademark flask out of his pocket, he takes a swallow.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Don’t worry about Simply Beautiful; I got a plan fer him at Sole Survivor…
J. Salty: But Lloyd! Beautiful has been a pain in our arses since we returned t’da NAPW in January. We got t’put a stop t’his antics!! We got t’do what you’ve done t’so many NAPWers in da past…END IT!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: I already told you once and I’m only go’n t’tell ya one more time John, I got it…Is d’hat ok?!
J. Salty: I trust ya Lloyd, ya know d’hat. But, we can’t let Beautiful continue with…
-Lloyd looks up from his focus on the floor. Thanks, in part to Simply Beautiful for a second time, Lloyd is supporting stitches. This time, after a falling from the top of a ladder through the time keepers table, nine stitches hold together an opening over his left eye.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: SALTY!! I said… I GOT IT!!
J. Salty: Alright, alright. I’ll leave it be…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Let me put it t’ya dis way Salty. Simply Beautiful has tasted me blood fer da last time. Come Sole Survivor its go’n t’be me turn fer a taste…
J. Salty: What about Kodiak?!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Let’s just say Kevin is go’n t’get a sneek peak of da carnage d’hat is in store fer our little Rocky Balboa wanna be…
-Scene fades.-
-Nothing fancy; John Salty, “LDK”, NAPW/REBEL banner, and a lot of gold. John Salty speaks.-
J. Salty: Silence ingrates!! It’s time t’set yer VCRs and DVRs cause dis is a moment you’ll never want t’ferget and you’ll want t’see it over and over again. Yer about t’witness another first here in da NAPW, I give you da first man ever t’dethrone two Champions at once, da first NAPW Triple Champion. Ya may also know him da poster boy of REBEL Pro, da TECHNICAL TERROR, da “LDK”, da one and da only…LLOYD REES!!
-Lloyd, stitched and shining, speaks.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Just like I said I would, on Tuesday night, I made NAPW history once again. Now look at me! I got more gold d’han you can shake a stick at. And do ya expect tings t’change anytime soon? NOT F**K’N LIKELY!! Certainly when me first defense as NAPW Provincial Champion is against a Larry da likes of Kevin Kodiak. Ya see Kodiak, ya really should have tried a lot harder t’get yer rematch against Casino. At least when yer in da ring with his a** ya got half a chance, but you against me?! Well, let’s just say d’ere is a better chance d’hat da Canadian government will put a smelter in Newfoundland t’refine Voisey Bay’s minerals…
[glow=red,2,300]“And if d’hat don’t make any sense t’ya, it simply means, ya don’t stand a chance against da “LDK” ”[/glow]
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: But, we’re not really d’hat different are we Kodiak? Both of us look’n t’better ourselves, me sick of be’n tied t’a fish’n business d’hat is all but gone and you look’n t’get out of be’n a silly a** lumberjack, we turned to wrasslin. Me, I went on t’become one of da top wrasslers, not only in da NAPW, but da entire world; win’n multiple titles and make’n & break’n history every where I went. You, on da utter hand, became nothing!! Yer a f**k’n joke!! And, I’m completely insulted d’hat I have t’waste me time step’n into da ring with you fer da final episode of Tuesday Night Fights!! But, d’ere is one ting I am go’n t’truly enjoy…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Kick’n yer sorry a** around d’hat ring!! Unluckily fer you Kodiak, I’m not me regular calm self right now. I’m a house of FIRE!! And you’re go’n t’get t’feel d’hat fire first hand, a personal f**k show on Tuesday. So go ahead Kodiak and make yer guarantees about take’n dis…
-Lloyd points to the NAPW Provincial Title.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: …Away from da “LDK”, go ahead and live in yer dream world of title reigns and wrasslin greatness, go ahead and keep tink’n d’hat ya even stand one iota of a chance against me, d’hat’s all fine and good but, PLEASE, don’t be t’upset when yer left in da cloud dust, decimated and destroyed by me; da “LDK”…LLOYD REES!!
-Rees exits. Salty remains.-
J. Salty: Long may yer big jib draw!
-Scene fades.-