Post by Sebastien Martyr on Mar 11, 2007 21:26:41 GMT -5
(The scene is a busy Nexus Sports Club. Sebastien Martyr is there to take in the wrestling pay per view, Destination X! He orders a pint of cheap beer. Intern Pete shows up and tries to sneak an interview with the mysterious Martyr.)
Martyr: If it isn’t the best unpaid reporter in NAPW history. I heard Josh is getting about a thousand bucks a month under the contract Joey Malone signed him to. So how can the Revolution help you?
Pete: Thousand a month? You serious... uh, anyway, how do you plan on defeating your opponent this week?
Martyr: Sacrifice, the maybe he taps to Morpheus, or maybe pin him one, two, three!
Pete: That it? No plans to train for him, no scouting him?
Martyr: Scouting? You know nothing of my methods, and you never, ever will.
Pete: So how did you defeat Dez Carter like you did?
Martyr: Skill, adaptation, mind games... Look Pete I can tell you anything, but it won’t reveal my method. I have a special partner, who knows things.
Pete: What happens if Adam Benjamin beats you this week?
Martyr: Yeah, that has zero chance of occurring. I look at him as this guy who tells you things, but doesn’t show anything. I have a growing list of men who I am eliminating, single handily. The list will shortly contain the name of Mr. Benjamin, first name: Adam! The thing about loudmouths like him, he is all bark and no BITE!
(Martyr reveals some new teeth, vampire looking.)
Pete: Geez! Uh... Have you heard about the name of one of the guys in TNA being “Martyr” now?
Martyr: Yes, and could a better example of the unoriginal talent around the wrestling business exist? I debut and look at the copy cats come out. It’s is a shame, and I’m sure he’ll never be more than a mid card wrestler. That is his potential, and nothing he can do.
Pete: What brings you here?
Martyr: I wanted to let Rex “Almighty” Caliber, know how thankful I am of being in Sole Survivor. I also needed to inform him to pick a fourth mystery guy, as Adam won’t be able to make the show. He has some bags to pack.
Pete: Any final comments?
Martyr: Nope! I’ll speak volumes when I give Adam Benjamin a great going away present!
(End of scene.)
Martyr: If it isn’t the best unpaid reporter in NAPW history. I heard Josh is getting about a thousand bucks a month under the contract Joey Malone signed him to. So how can the Revolution help you?
Pete: Thousand a month? You serious... uh, anyway, how do you plan on defeating your opponent this week?
Martyr: Sacrifice, the maybe he taps to Morpheus, or maybe pin him one, two, three!
Pete: That it? No plans to train for him, no scouting him?
Martyr: Scouting? You know nothing of my methods, and you never, ever will.
Pete: So how did you defeat Dez Carter like you did?
Martyr: Skill, adaptation, mind games... Look Pete I can tell you anything, but it won’t reveal my method. I have a special partner, who knows things.
Pete: What happens if Adam Benjamin beats you this week?
Martyr: Yeah, that has zero chance of occurring. I look at him as this guy who tells you things, but doesn’t show anything. I have a growing list of men who I am eliminating, single handily. The list will shortly contain the name of Mr. Benjamin, first name: Adam! The thing about loudmouths like him, he is all bark and no BITE!
(Martyr reveals some new teeth, vampire looking.)
Pete: Geez! Uh... Have you heard about the name of one of the guys in TNA being “Martyr” now?
Martyr: Yes, and could a better example of the unoriginal talent around the wrestling business exist? I debut and look at the copy cats come out. It’s is a shame, and I’m sure he’ll never be more than a mid card wrestler. That is his potential, and nothing he can do.
Pete: What brings you here?
Martyr: I wanted to let Rex “Almighty” Caliber, know how thankful I am of being in Sole Survivor. I also needed to inform him to pick a fourth mystery guy, as Adam won’t be able to make the show. He has some bags to pack.
Pete: Any final comments?
Martyr: Nope! I’ll speak volumes when I give Adam Benjamin a great going away present!
(End of scene.)