Post by Prince Darko on Mar 11, 2007 19:48:21 GMT -5
The scene now fades into Prince Darko and Thomas Young out on a main road on a side walk filled with pedestrians trying to get to point B.
Both Thomas and The Prince wield microphones and shirts with name tags.
Thomas finds their first interviewee.
Thomas Young Hello young man, how are you doing?
Dude on the street Good, son, and you?
Thomas Young Good, good. Your name is?
Dude on the street Who's askin'?
Thomas Young You don't need to get defensive, this just a survey.
Dude on the street Y'all gon use this ish in court?
Thomas Young No sir.
Dude on the street My name Anthony, kid.
Thomas Young I thought you looked familiar, you wrestle?
Anthony Word.
Thomas Young So, what do you think about The Untouchables last promo?
Anthony Garbage, they can't even be original. Ain't y'all did that ish for Celtic Assassins, for that match?
Thomas Young (sounding white as ever) Word.
Anthony Word up, if ya gonna talk about The Foundation do it right. Do go back and do what they been did. Makes you look like damn bitch, nahmean? You go out like a shark biter, kid. A damn biter. I got no love for the that and the streets ain't got no love for that. The Foundation, real hood son. Dudes got that universal ghetto pass. Untouchables, little do boys won't even make it past the corner they come around my way. I'll spot them boys from the stoop. Mess 'em up, real gutter like, nahmean?
Thomas leaves Anthony alone in his tangent.
The Prince spots another interviewee
Prince Darko Hello young lady.
Big Nose Girl Oh hi.
The Prince realizes who it is, but she doesn't recognize him.
Prince Darko So, how are you?
Big Nose Girl I'm good. You know something?
Prince Darko What?
Big Nose Girl You look familiar. Were you in my 7th grade Algebra 1 class, then in my 8th grade year book class. Then you were about to go out with me, but, I was already in a relationship with your best friend, so you had to stop talking to me, because the things we did wasn't best-friend slash trustworthy girlfriend material. So then I kept going out with your best friend, then he had knew what had happen, but since you two were best best best friends you two kept being friends, but, I had to dump him. We then became good friends, but, you knew he wasn't gonna get back with me, I knew it too. But, I continue leading him on, because, I'm cold like that.
Prince Darko Nah, not me.
The Prince gets the hell out of there. Meeting back up with Thomas.
Thomas Young You interview anyone back there?
Prince Darko Nope.
Thomas Young Want me to go?
Prince Darko NO! I mean no, it's cool, and besides I see someone over there.
A man in a black fedora hat, a metal mask, black dress pants, white shoes and a black button with white pin stripes, is found waiting for the bus
Thomas Young Hello, finely dressed man. How are you on this day?
Fedora hat man Me? Well I'm great.
his tone changes
So am I.
Tone changes again
I'm feeling bad.
Thomas Young Yes, good to hear. So do you go by a name?
Fedora hat man Call me Nancy Drew or The Hardy Boys or Boxcar Children.
Thomas Young Um okay. Well what do you think about Jay O'Brien.
Fedora hat man Who, Gay O'Bitch? Don't discuss the dude name around here. You're looking to get hurt bringing that garbage into this conversation.
Exposes his .38 Special.
Understand?
Thomas Young Yeah, it's cool.
Fedora hat man K, good.
His pitch goes a bit deeper.
Yeah, we both think dude is a pathetic excuse for a human.
His pitch is a bit higher now and sounds excited.
DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM. HE ISN'T EVEN WORTH OF BREATHING! HE SHOULD BE SENT TO SPACE WITH NO OXYGEN TANKS AND HAVE HIS HEAD FREAKING EXPLODE. YEAH THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
Thomas a bit spooked by this character leaves him in his tangent.
Thomas Young Man, a lot of weird people around here, man.
Prince Darko No doubt.
Thomas Young This one guy, man was a skitzo, and dude had a mask on.
Prince Darko Awkward.
Thomas Young Yeah, tell me about it. Ey, I think I see another hopeful and this one seems sane.
The Prince realizes it's the girl from before. If Thomas starts talking to her again, the concept of this promo is shot to ruins.
Prince Darko Nah man, she's crazy. She has double schizophrenia to the third power.
Thomas Young They have that?
Prince Darko Yeah, it came out last Tuesday.
Thomas Young You miss so much when you don't watch the news.
Prince Darko Yeah, I know. OH HEY! Look over there.
The Prince in his best attempts to change the subject.
Thomas Young What?
Prince Darko Right there.
Both men advance a big muscular framed Spanish male.
Prince Darko Hello. How are you doing today?
Big dude Good, good. So whatchall want?
Prince Darko What do you think of Kenny Krenshov?
Big Dude That dude ain't shit. Dude garbage, complete and utter garbage. I was up in prison with that bitch. Man ain't did shit but cry. Little bitch was talking about how he was in the army, how he was straight gangstah in the army. I found out from my boy Nomination, dude ain't did shit but stand outside them gates for twelve hours straight. He talkin' 'bout he defended America. He was on the front line helping the world out. He ain't did shit though. Just stood outside them mother (BLEEP)ing gates, dude's a damn bitch.
Word up.
Now he part of Untouchables like he some damn gangstah. He ain't no gangstah, little bitch ass. I was up in prison with that man. Dude name ain't even Kenny. You know what it is?
Prince Darko What?
Big Dude Andrew.
Prince Darko Can't be serious.
Big Dude Straight up.
That man name Andrew. He was in the lunch room talkin' heavy bullshit. The D's pulled up, little boy went and locked himself in the cage.
Prince Darko Little bitch ass Andrew scared when the D's come through.
Big Dude Word up
And I was up in prison with that bitch. Man name Andrew. He ain't did shit but bitch and cry. Little bitch would cry for (BLEEP)ing extra potatoes.
Thomas Young Potatoes?
Big Dude Ain't that what I said? PO (BLEEP)IN TATOES.
Thomas Young The Hell?
Big Dude How you think that bitch got into the untouchables. He used that potato practice to gain experience. Him and his little butt-buddy Gay O'Bitch.
And that man name Andrew, I was up in prison with that bitch.
Thomas Young How'd he get in there?
Big Dude Ain't know the man like that.
The big dude continues to mention his name and being in prison with him and him begin for potatoes.
Prince Darko and Thomas Young leave him in his tangent.
Prince Darko Damn, these streets are filled with weird ass fools.
Thomas Young Gah lee, how many times did that dude repeat himself.
Prince Darko More than enough.
Thomas Young I found someone else. I think he might be normal.
Both men approach this tall white male in a white tank top, white shoes and blue jeans, walking his dog.
Prince Darko Hello, my good man. How are you today?
Tall White Boy Pretty good, and you?
Prince Darko Good myself. What do you think about Stone Zellor?
Tall White Boy That guy, dude's a damn joke. My dog Barnaby take dumps with more cred than him.
Hell, Barnaby is bigger than that dude. That man is like five eight, I dunk on that man, B. Damn, dude can't even reach the door knob, B.
He thinks he's some tough shit, but, the man uses his old ass grandpa as his main fire arm, B. His grandpa is one miscalculated step from being a wheel chair for life, B.
On top of that, my dog Barnaby can go 30 rounds with that joker Stone. He shit on that man. Stone isn't ready for warfare like that, B. Stone only know about Limp Biskets and Wrap Around, B.
And like I was saying though, Barnaby, this man if qualified if not over, to go in the ring with Stone. Barnaby could win that tag title with all three of his legs hogged tied.
If Stone and that Dick-less wonder could pull it off. Barnaby could do that shit with his sown up and hogged tied, B.
And that little dude, Gay O'Bitch. I heard he undefeated, but he ain't never stepped in the ring with Barnaby. He knows he'll get shredded like the lettuce, they put on your sandwich at Subway.
Both men leave the Tall White Boy in his tangent about Barnaby.
Thomas Young I swear, everyone is insane.
Prince Darko Seriously.
Thomas Young Well this lady over there has a son, she can't be crazy.
Prince Darko Hopefully.
Both men advance towards this lady with smiling faces. For she was a young mom around the age 26 with a good bust and she had no ring finger. Although, she had a little boy, day care would be the solution.
Prince Darko Hello. What a lovely day. Quite like yourself.
Lady Oh why, thank you.
Thomas Young No, thank you. You're smile brightens anyone's day. Believe me, my day was dark.
Lady Really, stop, you're making me blush.
The two men continue the sweet talking and one upping each other.
Then the little boy Timmy aka Cock Blocker Extraordinaire enters the scene.
Cock Blocker Mommy, this is how you had me, remember?
Lady Mind your manors Timmy.
Thomas Young If you wouldn't mind, would you like to answer some questions?
Lady Anything for you two boys.
Prince Darko Do you know who Clint Zellor is?
Lady Sorry, I don't recall.
Cock Blocker Mommy, that's the black guy with no dick!
The lady's smile turns sour. Her eyes abandon warmth and kindness and embrace anger and fire.
Lady TIMMY WHAT I SAY ABOUT MANORS? PLEASE TELL ME? WHAT I SAY? I RECALL TELLING YOU TO SHUT THE HELL UP WHEN WE'RE IN PUBLIC.
Cock Blocker IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH! YOU'RE WORST THAN KENNY KRENSHOV!
Prince Darko Whispering Lets get the hell out of here. These people are crazy, man.
Thomas Young Whispering Exactly.
Both men are on an airplane to Jersey.
Thomas Young Yo, why are we going to Jersey?
Prince Darko Mr. B said we gotta continue the interview over there.
Thomas Young You think they have crazy people over there?
Prince Darko Doubt it. We have a friend from Jersey, dude was mad cool.
Thomas Young I don't recall.
Prince Darko Don't you remember dude had went and moved back in the ninth grade.
Thomas Young OH YEEEEEEAH.
Both men make it to Jersey, safely. Already in the street, they interview a tall black male.
Prince Darko So, how are you today?
Black Male I'm good, and you?
Prince Darko Good, you know you look familiar, right?
Black Male I get that all the time.
Thomas Young That's Joesph Buttons, not to be confused with Joe Buddens.
Prince Darko I love your work man.
Joesph Thanks, I appreciate it.
Thomas Young I got a question for you.
Joesph Shoot.
Prince Darko You know Kenny Krenshov?
Joesph Who?!
Thomas Young Kenny Krenshov, he wrestles now.
Joesph Oh, the Potato Shover. Everyone knows who he is. I see him here with Gay O'Bitch every week. Dude always rents a motel with Gay O'Bitch. They maybe of Homosexual orientation, I never see any girls trail after them when they enter the motel. But, that's their business.
Prince Darko Yeah.
Joseph's cell phone begins to ring a song that closely resembles Ten Minutes by Joe Buddens
Joesph HER NAME FINALLY POPPED UP! Sorry guys, but, I gotta cut this interview short.
Thomas Young That's okay, do whatchu need to do.
Both men are back to that concrete wall, sitting at opposite sides
Prince Darko See, we don't need to talk shit anymore.
Thomas Young We just go outside and ask some questionnaires and have the people talk for us.
Prince Darko The media sees what we see. You all are living in a shroud of darkness.
Thomas Young Where everything is flipped.
Prince Darko Inverse.
Thomas Young Recipricol.
Prince Darko Foundationism, has a place for you.
Thomas Young We can heel you.
Prince Darko Through the pain.
Thomas Young Let the pain be the escape.
Prince Darko Let the agony be the door to freedom.
Thomas Young Let The Foundation help you.
Prince Darko All can be solved.
Fades
Both Thomas and The Prince wield microphones and shirts with name tags.
Thomas finds their first interviewee.
Thomas Young Hello young man, how are you doing?
Dude on the street Good, son, and you?
Thomas Young Good, good. Your name is?
Dude on the street Who's askin'?
Thomas Young You don't need to get defensive, this just a survey.
Dude on the street Y'all gon use this ish in court?
Thomas Young No sir.
Dude on the street My name Anthony, kid.
Thomas Young I thought you looked familiar, you wrestle?
Anthony Word.
Thomas Young So, what do you think about The Untouchables last promo?
Anthony Garbage, they can't even be original. Ain't y'all did that ish for Celtic Assassins, for that match?
Thomas Young (sounding white as ever) Word.
Anthony Word up, if ya gonna talk about The Foundation do it right. Do go back and do what they been did. Makes you look like damn bitch, nahmean? You go out like a shark biter, kid. A damn biter. I got no love for the that and the streets ain't got no love for that. The Foundation, real hood son. Dudes got that universal ghetto pass. Untouchables, little do boys won't even make it past the corner they come around my way. I'll spot them boys from the stoop. Mess 'em up, real gutter like, nahmean?
Thomas leaves Anthony alone in his tangent.
The Prince spots another interviewee
Prince Darko Hello young lady.
Big Nose Girl Oh hi.
The Prince realizes who it is, but she doesn't recognize him.
Prince Darko So, how are you?
Big Nose Girl I'm good. You know something?
Prince Darko What?
Big Nose Girl You look familiar. Were you in my 7th grade Algebra 1 class, then in my 8th grade year book class. Then you were about to go out with me, but, I was already in a relationship with your best friend, so you had to stop talking to me, because the things we did wasn't best-friend slash trustworthy girlfriend material. So then I kept going out with your best friend, then he had knew what had happen, but since you two were best best best friends you two kept being friends, but, I had to dump him. We then became good friends, but, you knew he wasn't gonna get back with me, I knew it too. But, I continue leading him on, because, I'm cold like that.
Prince Darko Nah, not me.
The Prince gets the hell out of there. Meeting back up with Thomas.
Thomas Young You interview anyone back there?
Prince Darko Nope.
Thomas Young Want me to go?
Prince Darko NO! I mean no, it's cool, and besides I see someone over there.
A man in a black fedora hat, a metal mask, black dress pants, white shoes and a black button with white pin stripes, is found waiting for the bus
Thomas Young Hello, finely dressed man. How are you on this day?
Fedora hat man Me? Well I'm great.
his tone changes
So am I.
Tone changes again
I'm feeling bad.
Thomas Young Yes, good to hear. So do you go by a name?
Fedora hat man Call me Nancy Drew or The Hardy Boys or Boxcar Children.
Thomas Young Um okay. Well what do you think about Jay O'Brien.
Fedora hat man Who, Gay O'Bitch? Don't discuss the dude name around here. You're looking to get hurt bringing that garbage into this conversation.
Exposes his .38 Special.
Understand?
Thomas Young Yeah, it's cool.
Fedora hat man K, good.
His pitch goes a bit deeper.
Yeah, we both think dude is a pathetic excuse for a human.
His pitch is a bit higher now and sounds excited.
DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM. HE ISN'T EVEN WORTH OF BREATHING! HE SHOULD BE SENT TO SPACE WITH NO OXYGEN TANKS AND HAVE HIS HEAD FREAKING EXPLODE. YEAH THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
Thomas a bit spooked by this character leaves him in his tangent.
Thomas Young Man, a lot of weird people around here, man.
Prince Darko No doubt.
Thomas Young This one guy, man was a skitzo, and dude had a mask on.
Prince Darko Awkward.
Thomas Young Yeah, tell me about it. Ey, I think I see another hopeful and this one seems sane.
The Prince realizes it's the girl from before. If Thomas starts talking to her again, the concept of this promo is shot to ruins.
Prince Darko Nah man, she's crazy. She has double schizophrenia to the third power.
Thomas Young They have that?
Prince Darko Yeah, it came out last Tuesday.
Thomas Young You miss so much when you don't watch the news.
Prince Darko Yeah, I know. OH HEY! Look over there.
The Prince in his best attempts to change the subject.
Thomas Young What?
Prince Darko Right there.
Both men advance a big muscular framed Spanish male.
Prince Darko Hello. How are you doing today?
Big dude Good, good. So whatchall want?
Prince Darko What do you think of Kenny Krenshov?
Big Dude That dude ain't shit. Dude garbage, complete and utter garbage. I was up in prison with that bitch. Man ain't did shit but cry. Little bitch was talking about how he was in the army, how he was straight gangstah in the army. I found out from my boy Nomination, dude ain't did shit but stand outside them gates for twelve hours straight. He talkin' 'bout he defended America. He was on the front line helping the world out. He ain't did shit though. Just stood outside them mother (BLEEP)ing gates, dude's a damn bitch.
Word up.
Now he part of Untouchables like he some damn gangstah. He ain't no gangstah, little bitch ass. I was up in prison with that man. Dude name ain't even Kenny. You know what it is?
Prince Darko What?
Big Dude Andrew.
Prince Darko Can't be serious.
Big Dude Straight up.
That man name Andrew. He was in the lunch room talkin' heavy bullshit. The D's pulled up, little boy went and locked himself in the cage.
Prince Darko Little bitch ass Andrew scared when the D's come through.
Big Dude Word up
And I was up in prison with that bitch. Man name Andrew. He ain't did shit but bitch and cry. Little bitch would cry for (BLEEP)ing extra potatoes.
Thomas Young Potatoes?
Big Dude Ain't that what I said? PO (BLEEP)IN TATOES.
Thomas Young The Hell?
Big Dude How you think that bitch got into the untouchables. He used that potato practice to gain experience. Him and his little butt-buddy Gay O'Bitch.
And that man name Andrew, I was up in prison with that bitch.
Thomas Young How'd he get in there?
Big Dude Ain't know the man like that.
The big dude continues to mention his name and being in prison with him and him begin for potatoes.
Prince Darko and Thomas Young leave him in his tangent.
Prince Darko Damn, these streets are filled with weird ass fools.
Thomas Young Gah lee, how many times did that dude repeat himself.
Prince Darko More than enough.
Thomas Young I found someone else. I think he might be normal.
Both men approach this tall white male in a white tank top, white shoes and blue jeans, walking his dog.
Prince Darko Hello, my good man. How are you today?
Tall White Boy Pretty good, and you?
Prince Darko Good myself. What do you think about Stone Zellor?
Tall White Boy That guy, dude's a damn joke. My dog Barnaby take dumps with more cred than him.
Hell, Barnaby is bigger than that dude. That man is like five eight, I dunk on that man, B. Damn, dude can't even reach the door knob, B.
He thinks he's some tough shit, but, the man uses his old ass grandpa as his main fire arm, B. His grandpa is one miscalculated step from being a wheel chair for life, B.
On top of that, my dog Barnaby can go 30 rounds with that joker Stone. He shit on that man. Stone isn't ready for warfare like that, B. Stone only know about Limp Biskets and Wrap Around, B.
And like I was saying though, Barnaby, this man if qualified if not over, to go in the ring with Stone. Barnaby could win that tag title with all three of his legs hogged tied.
If Stone and that Dick-less wonder could pull it off. Barnaby could do that shit with his sown up and hogged tied, B.
And that little dude, Gay O'Bitch. I heard he undefeated, but he ain't never stepped in the ring with Barnaby. He knows he'll get shredded like the lettuce, they put on your sandwich at Subway.
Both men leave the Tall White Boy in his tangent about Barnaby.
Thomas Young I swear, everyone is insane.
Prince Darko Seriously.
Thomas Young Well this lady over there has a son, she can't be crazy.
Prince Darko Hopefully.
Both men advance towards this lady with smiling faces. For she was a young mom around the age 26 with a good bust and she had no ring finger. Although, she had a little boy, day care would be the solution.
Prince Darko Hello. What a lovely day. Quite like yourself.
Lady Oh why, thank you.
Thomas Young No, thank you. You're smile brightens anyone's day. Believe me, my day was dark.
Lady Really, stop, you're making me blush.
The two men continue the sweet talking and one upping each other.
Then the little boy Timmy aka Cock Blocker Extraordinaire enters the scene.
Cock Blocker Mommy, this is how you had me, remember?
Lady Mind your manors Timmy.
Thomas Young If you wouldn't mind, would you like to answer some questions?
Lady Anything for you two boys.
Prince Darko Do you know who Clint Zellor is?
Lady Sorry, I don't recall.
Cock Blocker Mommy, that's the black guy with no dick!
The lady's smile turns sour. Her eyes abandon warmth and kindness and embrace anger and fire.
Lady TIMMY WHAT I SAY ABOUT MANORS? PLEASE TELL ME? WHAT I SAY? I RECALL TELLING YOU TO SHUT THE HELL UP WHEN WE'RE IN PUBLIC.
Cock Blocker IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH! YOU'RE WORST THAN KENNY KRENSHOV!
Prince Darko Whispering Lets get the hell out of here. These people are crazy, man.
Thomas Young Whispering Exactly.
Hours Later
[/center]Both men are on an airplane to Jersey.
Thomas Young Yo, why are we going to Jersey?
Prince Darko Mr. B said we gotta continue the interview over there.
Thomas Young You think they have crazy people over there?
Prince Darko Doubt it. We have a friend from Jersey, dude was mad cool.
Thomas Young I don't recall.
Prince Darko Don't you remember dude had went and moved back in the ninth grade.
Thomas Young OH YEEEEEEAH.
Thirty Minutes Later
[/center]Both men make it to Jersey, safely. Already in the street, they interview a tall black male.
Prince Darko So, how are you today?
Black Male I'm good, and you?
Prince Darko Good, you know you look familiar, right?
Black Male I get that all the time.
Thomas Young That's Joesph Buttons, not to be confused with Joe Buddens.
Prince Darko I love your work man.
Joesph Thanks, I appreciate it.
Thomas Young I got a question for you.
Joesph Shoot.
Prince Darko You know Kenny Krenshov?
Joesph Who?!
Thomas Young Kenny Krenshov, he wrestles now.
Joesph Oh, the Potato Shover. Everyone knows who he is. I see him here with Gay O'Bitch every week. Dude always rents a motel with Gay O'Bitch. They maybe of Homosexual orientation, I never see any girls trail after them when they enter the motel. But, that's their business.
Prince Darko Yeah.
Joseph's cell phone begins to ring a song that closely resembles Ten Minutes by Joe Buddens
Joesph HER NAME FINALLY POPPED UP! Sorry guys, but, I gotta cut this interview short.
Thomas Young That's okay, do whatchu need to do.
Hours Later
[/center]Both men are back to that concrete wall, sitting at opposite sides
Prince Darko See, we don't need to talk shit anymore.
Thomas Young We just go outside and ask some questionnaires and have the people talk for us.
Prince Darko The media sees what we see. You all are living in a shroud of darkness.
Thomas Young Where everything is flipped.
Prince Darko Inverse.
Thomas Young Recipricol.
Prince Darko Foundationism, has a place for you.
Thomas Young We can heel you.
Prince Darko Through the pain.
Thomas Young Let the pain be the escape.
Prince Darko Let the agony be the door to freedom.
Thomas Young Let The Foundation help you.
Prince Darko All can be solved.
Fades