Post by Sebastien Martyr on Mar 11, 2007 16:27:17 GMT -5
(The scene is in the Shadows. Sebastien Martyr sits on his throne. He looks happy and is smiling the whole time. The usually dark streets are lit up with continuous fireworks. )
Martyr: WELCOME TO ADAM BENJAMIN’S GOING AWAY PARTY!
(The sounds of a crowd cheering is heard, yet no one else is around.)
Martyr: You have vowed to exit the NAPW if I can successfully beat you in our match. What are you on? Now I dabble in various recreational drugs from time to time, but I don’t make stupid vows like that... even if I’m on the highest of highs. You though, you shoot off your mouth like you have done something here. Like losing to me is beneath you. There is no “fight another day” mentallity. This is the end of the road eh? Your first match in... you don’t beat me, you leave. You must be thinking of joining REBEL. Is that it Adam? You know the schedule will be the same in a month from now. You figure you might fair better in North Carolina than in Alberta. You WILL fair better there and the reason why is this: I won’t be there.
(Sebastien stands up and points to a screen in the background.)
Martyr: My ‘hood has everything. (points at the screen). I looked up these ENN ratings and saw that you were indeed number two in the top two hundred fifty singles wrestlers.
(Sebastien begins to clap and we hear a roar of an ovation. Still no one else is around though.)
Martyr: I too am on the top of a prestigious list. I am number one on the list of guys who could give a damn about Adam Benjamin, or ENN. I have to wonder what kind of federation you worked for before? Was you having sexual relations with the match maker, and in return you got easy opponents every week? Was you greasing more than his palm, Adam? Yeah I know I’m low brow and you think you are this almighty God from Europe. You think you can run roughshod over everyone here, don't you? You want to believe you are above everyone here, and yet you have no talent, and less creativity. This is my world to play in. I am the one dictating who stays or goes here. Not Rex "Zeus" Caliber... ME! You heard from Dez Carter? How about good ol’ Marcus. No? Me neither. No one has since they came in contact with me. You too are on your way to NAPW silence. You stuck your foot in your mouth, and I’m gonna shove the whole leg in.
(Sebastien opens up an envelope and takes out a letter.)
Martyr: This is a cease and desist letter from the Highland Association of Handicapped Adults. H.A.H.A seems to be offended with my comments on you. They do not want what they claim to be “a complete uneducated individual” to be thought of as one of them. They feel you are too embarrassing and they have enough ridicule to deal with, without having you implicated as one of them. To everyone who is in fact truly retarded, I apologize. Adam is just an idiot and his vow proved it.
Martyr: (smiling) You know I’m getting to you. My head games have upset you. You have been taken out of your element and are fearful of me. Now if you don’t beat me, and don’t leave... everyone will know you as a liar. You will be a loudmouth who never backs up what he says. You put that pressure on yourself, and you aren’t even sure you are better than me. Why the need for incentive? Do you think the pressure will help you? You are letting me get you off your game. You can’t find any footage on me, beyond the mauling I put on Dez Carter, and...AND you add in this “I’ll pack my bags and go” deal. You are in over your head. You are not in some little indy federation. the talent here is above anything you’ve ever faced. But even here, against some other guy, you might could pull off the “macho egotistical angle” and intimidate him. But not me. I look in the face of death everyday. Nothing a simple man like Adam Benjamin can do, will ever effect me. My game is underway and I am eliminating wrestler after wrestler. You can’t stop the mayhem. You can’t survive it neither. Adam Benjamin, you are seriously in bad shape. Bring it all to the table chum, and get put through that table. You are just another victim of the one man Revolution, and that’s not some good catch phrase... it’s a fact.
(Fireworks go off again, and the screen shows a sign:)
DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS ON YOUR WAY OUT ADAM! NAPW WILL MISS YOU!
Martyr: WELCOME TO ADAM BENJAMIN’S GOING AWAY PARTY!
(The sounds of a crowd cheering is heard, yet no one else is around.)
Martyr: You have vowed to exit the NAPW if I can successfully beat you in our match. What are you on? Now I dabble in various recreational drugs from time to time, but I don’t make stupid vows like that... even if I’m on the highest of highs. You though, you shoot off your mouth like you have done something here. Like losing to me is beneath you. There is no “fight another day” mentallity. This is the end of the road eh? Your first match in... you don’t beat me, you leave. You must be thinking of joining REBEL. Is that it Adam? You know the schedule will be the same in a month from now. You figure you might fair better in North Carolina than in Alberta. You WILL fair better there and the reason why is this: I won’t be there.
(Sebastien stands up and points to a screen in the background.)
Martyr: My ‘hood has everything. (points at the screen). I looked up these ENN ratings and saw that you were indeed number two in the top two hundred fifty singles wrestlers.
(Sebastien begins to clap and we hear a roar of an ovation. Still no one else is around though.)
Martyr: I too am on the top of a prestigious list. I am number one on the list of guys who could give a damn about Adam Benjamin, or ENN. I have to wonder what kind of federation you worked for before? Was you having sexual relations with the match maker, and in return you got easy opponents every week? Was you greasing more than his palm, Adam? Yeah I know I’m low brow and you think you are this almighty God from Europe. You think you can run roughshod over everyone here, don't you? You want to believe you are above everyone here, and yet you have no talent, and less creativity. This is my world to play in. I am the one dictating who stays or goes here. Not Rex "Zeus" Caliber... ME! You heard from Dez Carter? How about good ol’ Marcus. No? Me neither. No one has since they came in contact with me. You too are on your way to NAPW silence. You stuck your foot in your mouth, and I’m gonna shove the whole leg in.
(Sebastien opens up an envelope and takes out a letter.)
Martyr: This is a cease and desist letter from the Highland Association of Handicapped Adults. H.A.H.A seems to be offended with my comments on you. They do not want what they claim to be “a complete uneducated individual” to be thought of as one of them. They feel you are too embarrassing and they have enough ridicule to deal with, without having you implicated as one of them. To everyone who is in fact truly retarded, I apologize. Adam is just an idiot and his vow proved it.
Martyr: (smiling) You know I’m getting to you. My head games have upset you. You have been taken out of your element and are fearful of me. Now if you don’t beat me, and don’t leave... everyone will know you as a liar. You will be a loudmouth who never backs up what he says. You put that pressure on yourself, and you aren’t even sure you are better than me. Why the need for incentive? Do you think the pressure will help you? You are letting me get you off your game. You can’t find any footage on me, beyond the mauling I put on Dez Carter, and...AND you add in this “I’ll pack my bags and go” deal. You are in over your head. You are not in some little indy federation. the talent here is above anything you’ve ever faced. But even here, against some other guy, you might could pull off the “macho egotistical angle” and intimidate him. But not me. I look in the face of death everyday. Nothing a simple man like Adam Benjamin can do, will ever effect me. My game is underway and I am eliminating wrestler after wrestler. You can’t stop the mayhem. You can’t survive it neither. Adam Benjamin, you are seriously in bad shape. Bring it all to the table chum, and get put through that table. You are just another victim of the one man Revolution, and that’s not some good catch phrase... it’s a fact.
(Fireworks go off again, and the screen shows a sign:)
DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS ON YOUR WAY OUT ADAM! NAPW WILL MISS YOU!