Post by Sebastien Martyr on Mar 10, 2007 2:08:51 GMT -5
"Suffering... You haven’t seen anything yet" quoted from Jigsaw from Saw 3
(The scene is a cemetery, but unlike last time, Sebastien Martyr isn’t standing next to a shallow grave. This time he is sitting next to a tombstone. The name Allison Martinez is on it. Sebastien Martyr drops a black rose on the grave, stands up, then spots the camera man. He looks very displeased that the camera is on him.)
Martyr: I see you have found me this time. I didn’t request this time, but apparently you are looking for a rebuttal to the egotistical blather Adam presented the world with earlier. I don’t like the fact that you are here. This is a private deal, and you have wrecked it. Almighty Rex must have sent you. He doesn’t like me. He hasn’t much use for a man who doesn’t offer up to do autograph sessions, or have nice T-shirts to sell. He makes enough money off me by having me wrestle. He doesn’t deserve more.
Martyr: I did watch Mr. Benjamin’s attempt at head games. I never told a “poop” joke. I referred to you as feces, and you mistakenly thought it was a joke. No, I honestly believe you are human waste. To put it more bluntly, your Dad probably left better specimens of sperm on the bathroom floor at a McDonald’s than he put in your Mom the day you was conceived. Millions of cells, and nature chose you? Speaking of your wonderful retard birthing parents, your bio doesn’t say how they died. I personally think they died of embarrassment. Why? Simply because I know the thought of being responsible for you being in this world would make me slash my wrists, overdose and hang my self... in that order. Anyway, nature is a cruel place, and it makes it’s mistakes. It does however make me all warm and fuzzy inside to know that NAPW works with the mentally challenged to allow them to fulfill dreams. Rex Caliber must have gotten paid a lot from the Make a Wish Foundation to allow you to wrestle here. Isn’t it illegal to allow me to dismantle you though? I’ll give you credit, you did when Gold in the Special Olympics, but still... it’s not fair. I’ll let Rex “God” Caliber and his legal team fix any litigation after Tuesday's massacre.
Martyr: As for me boring you, and you not caring to watch my interviews, wel my advice is this.. DON'T! I’ll watch your egotistical ass though. I don’t take you lightly, because retards are known for being super strong. I watched “The Ringer”, I know what you guys can do. Let’s focus on your interview, as it was filled with so many untrue things. You state that my attack was pathetic, but Marcus hasn’t been heard from since. Secondly, if I wanted to end your career, I WOULD HAVE. I allowed you to be standing there. Don't I deserve some credit for not totally hurting you? You talk about signing with this company to fight guys like D!? He hasn’t wrestled in any company since October. OCTOBER! You have no knowledge of anything, and you simply just say whatever pops into your head. You are trying to play checkers with a man who is playing chess. You have no way to battle wits with me, so you try to confuse me? Is that it? You take parables and sarcasm out of context, and then you state things that are stupid. You say you are this Mega Star, and the best mat wrestler in the world. If that had a grain of truth to it, wouldn’t Rex Caliber book you higher on the card. I’m an unknown man around here, and I accept the challenge of fighting my way up. You though, you are calling yourself this big time star. Rex isn’t going to let you, this huge star, get the big matches? The company needs to draw as many people as possible, and if you were half, just HALF the big time draw you say you are, you’d be wrestling Rees, or Simply Beautiful... not me. I’m nothing in this fed... YET. You need to learn to take your time and calm down. You’ll be waiting at least another week to get that first win, because I’m not losing to you.
Martyr: Flip a coin, eh? You think you can make me TAP? I’ve suffered through more pain and agony over the years, that nothing you could possibly do could ever come close. You are just another brash cocky wannabe, and you need to realize that you aren’t impressing anyone. I hope you haven’t listened this far, because I’m so boring as you say. I’d hate for you to fall asleep and not get in some proper training. I don’t want you to have any excuse for getting your first of many losses. You need to train all you can, because I’m very good at what I do. You were a good amateur there Adam? Well I’m a great professional. Unlike you I don’t hang on past glory. My claim to fame will never include attacking you. You aren’t worthy of a line in my biography. I chose you because this place only has room for one big time future star, and his name is Sebastien Martyr. You are an example of how things shouldn’t be done. You want these fans to love you, but you are just another kiss ass, who doesn’t deserve to be in this sport. I am an original work of art, and I give this sport a boost of something it needs... Character. I’ll dismantle victim after victim, proving you to be nothing but bells and whistles. You aren’t original, special or worth a dime of anyone’s money. Those idiot fans will embrace you though, because they like to cheer underdogs. The idea of mentally handicapped guys doing anything besides drooling on themselves is inspirational to them.
Martyr: You might be wonder where I got my information on you being retarded. Well simply put, you have plans of not only wrestling me, but beating me as well. I destroyed the “pure” wrestling machine Dez Carter. A former champion, and I know he is tougher than you. To state things like that, well... you have to be mentally slow. Welcome to a world of pain Adam. Slow or not, I have no mercy for you.
(Sebastien walks off and the camera stares at the tombstone he stood next too.)
(The scene is a cemetery, but unlike last time, Sebastien Martyr isn’t standing next to a shallow grave. This time he is sitting next to a tombstone. The name Allison Martinez is on it. Sebastien Martyr drops a black rose on the grave, stands up, then spots the camera man. He looks very displeased that the camera is on him.)
Martyr: I see you have found me this time. I didn’t request this time, but apparently you are looking for a rebuttal to the egotistical blather Adam presented the world with earlier. I don’t like the fact that you are here. This is a private deal, and you have wrecked it. Almighty Rex must have sent you. He doesn’t like me. He hasn’t much use for a man who doesn’t offer up to do autograph sessions, or have nice T-shirts to sell. He makes enough money off me by having me wrestle. He doesn’t deserve more.
Martyr: I did watch Mr. Benjamin’s attempt at head games. I never told a “poop” joke. I referred to you as feces, and you mistakenly thought it was a joke. No, I honestly believe you are human waste. To put it more bluntly, your Dad probably left better specimens of sperm on the bathroom floor at a McDonald’s than he put in your Mom the day you was conceived. Millions of cells, and nature chose you? Speaking of your wonderful retard birthing parents, your bio doesn’t say how they died. I personally think they died of embarrassment. Why? Simply because I know the thought of being responsible for you being in this world would make me slash my wrists, overdose and hang my self... in that order. Anyway, nature is a cruel place, and it makes it’s mistakes. It does however make me all warm and fuzzy inside to know that NAPW works with the mentally challenged to allow them to fulfill dreams. Rex Caliber must have gotten paid a lot from the Make a Wish Foundation to allow you to wrestle here. Isn’t it illegal to allow me to dismantle you though? I’ll give you credit, you did when Gold in the Special Olympics, but still... it’s not fair. I’ll let Rex “God” Caliber and his legal team fix any litigation after Tuesday's massacre.
Martyr: As for me boring you, and you not caring to watch my interviews, wel my advice is this.. DON'T! I’ll watch your egotistical ass though. I don’t take you lightly, because retards are known for being super strong. I watched “The Ringer”, I know what you guys can do. Let’s focus on your interview, as it was filled with so many untrue things. You state that my attack was pathetic, but Marcus hasn’t been heard from since. Secondly, if I wanted to end your career, I WOULD HAVE. I allowed you to be standing there. Don't I deserve some credit for not totally hurting you? You talk about signing with this company to fight guys like D!? He hasn’t wrestled in any company since October. OCTOBER! You have no knowledge of anything, and you simply just say whatever pops into your head. You are trying to play checkers with a man who is playing chess. You have no way to battle wits with me, so you try to confuse me? Is that it? You take parables and sarcasm out of context, and then you state things that are stupid. You say you are this Mega Star, and the best mat wrestler in the world. If that had a grain of truth to it, wouldn’t Rex Caliber book you higher on the card. I’m an unknown man around here, and I accept the challenge of fighting my way up. You though, you are calling yourself this big time star. Rex isn’t going to let you, this huge star, get the big matches? The company needs to draw as many people as possible, and if you were half, just HALF the big time draw you say you are, you’d be wrestling Rees, or Simply Beautiful... not me. I’m nothing in this fed... YET. You need to learn to take your time and calm down. You’ll be waiting at least another week to get that first win, because I’m not losing to you.
Martyr: Flip a coin, eh? You think you can make me TAP? I’ve suffered through more pain and agony over the years, that nothing you could possibly do could ever come close. You are just another brash cocky wannabe, and you need to realize that you aren’t impressing anyone. I hope you haven’t listened this far, because I’m so boring as you say. I’d hate for you to fall asleep and not get in some proper training. I don’t want you to have any excuse for getting your first of many losses. You need to train all you can, because I’m very good at what I do. You were a good amateur there Adam? Well I’m a great professional. Unlike you I don’t hang on past glory. My claim to fame will never include attacking you. You aren’t worthy of a line in my biography. I chose you because this place only has room for one big time future star, and his name is Sebastien Martyr. You are an example of how things shouldn’t be done. You want these fans to love you, but you are just another kiss ass, who doesn’t deserve to be in this sport. I am an original work of art, and I give this sport a boost of something it needs... Character. I’ll dismantle victim after victim, proving you to be nothing but bells and whistles. You aren’t original, special or worth a dime of anyone’s money. Those idiot fans will embrace you though, because they like to cheer underdogs. The idea of mentally handicapped guys doing anything besides drooling on themselves is inspirational to them.
Martyr: You might be wonder where I got my information on you being retarded. Well simply put, you have plans of not only wrestling me, but beating me as well. I destroyed the “pure” wrestling machine Dez Carter. A former champion, and I know he is tougher than you. To state things like that, well... you have to be mentally slow. Welcome to a world of pain Adam. Slow or not, I have no mercy for you.
(Sebastien walks off and the camera stares at the tombstone he stood next too.)