Post by Jeff James on Mar 10, 2007 1:08:47 GMT -5
The scene opens up with Jeff James standing in front of a large building. He's wearing a Hoodie and Jeans. Saki stands behind him as he stares at the building for a moment before opening the glass door and stepping in. The camera quickly cuts to an inside view. All you see is an empty lobby. Jeff walks in and sits in a nearby chair. He shrugs his shoulders and looks into the camera for a second before looking over at Saki
Jeff James: Should I start?
Saki: Cameras are on.
Jeff James: Then lets get started shall we?
He clears his throat and cracks his neck before looking into the camera
Jeff James: I'd like to apologize for everything I said in my previous promo. I was just very angry you see. Knowing that the show I put soo much effort into is on the verge of closing down... I got extremely angry. So now I'm going to give you my beliefs on my opponents while I'm calm.
Saki: Start with Kurt Castle.
Jeff James: If you wish.
Kurt Castle, the Provincial Champion for who knows how long. I haven't tried to keep track. As I've said before, I honestly have not paid attention to his title reign. It bores me really. It's just the fact that you got these good for nothing pricks walking tall and calling themselves untouchable. When in fact all they've done is shield themselves behind a protective barrier. See, together they are actually a semi-cohesive unit. They excel in being able to blindside someone and cheating to gain victories. But they don't succeed in actual tag teaming. Kurt Castle is just using the Chris Casino name as his rise to "fame". Just like O'Brien and Krenshov. Honestly Kurt, cut the crap. You could be far more successful without those ingrates. I'm seriously warning you though, if you don't back out of the Untouchables then I'm just going to have to kill your career. When I came on television and promised everyone that I'd end the Untouchables I was far from joking. The Untouchables is a virus that I can no longer stand to watch infect New Alberta Pro Wrestling.
Saki: Alright! Alright! Next!
Jeff James: Who the hell made you director of this promo?
Saki: I'm paying for the cameras man.
Jeff James: Meh, who should I do next?
Saki: Chad Kurtis.
Jeff James: Chad Kurtis, the current and second greatest TV Champion of all time. It hurts me to see your reign get cut short because of this match. With my guidance we could of re-created Action! once again. Revolutionized the show and make Tuesday Night Fights mean nothing! It really hurts me to know that all of those dreams will be crushed because of that dimwitted Joseph Winchell. His foolish actions have brought me to my breaking point. Going to bed knowing that Action! is coming to its end...Because of that stupid mother(BLEEP)er...Does it not anger you Chad? The fact that everything we have brought to the TV Championship will be forgotten in the sands of time? The blood, sweat and tears that were put into making that title what it is today...All of it gone...
I won't let it happen Chad! I NEED to win this match! I need to keep the TV Title alive! You do your thing Chad. Bring everything you have. Hit me with your best moves...Remember our TV Title match? I brought out my killer move and you brought out yours! WE put on one of the most memorable TV Title matches of all time! And even though we were once at the worst of terms...Especially after I DDT'd you onto the concrete to purposely injure your nose again...We have been able to put that bullshit aside and realized that this is about competition and respect...That is the reason we were able to put on a good match and that is the reason we are on good terms at this very moment.
Saki: NEXT!
Jeff James: Well, I guess that brings me to my final opponent.
"LDK" Lloyd Rees. The longest reigning provincial champion EVER. But it seems like we don't agree on a few things. Like REBEL Pro-Wrestling. That horrible excuse for a wrestling promotion.
I really don't see how someone as "talented" as you would go to that shithole. I mean you are "da technical terror". Are you not?
But that doesn't even deal with the major disagreement.
See, Lloyd Rees went and insulted the TV Title division and its competitors. Hate to break it to ya Lloyd, but the TV Title division is where competition flourishes and the weak crumble. While you may think the NAPW Title and Provincial Title are important, its the TV Title that supports all of NAPW. For you see, a good amount of NAPW's top stars have once held the TV Title. It may be a stepping stone of some sort but it's where you gain experience. Defending that title every single week is a pressure unknown to most of NAPW's wrestlers. Alot of the guys on the roster...They'd crumble if they had to defend the TV Title. Lloyd Rees, I know you've had a history with that title. How can you go on with your life neglecting the things its taught you? Oh wait, I know why you don't know what I mean. You only defended that title once! Looks like you just can't handle da heat! You know, can't take da pressure da TV Title places on ya.
Saki: Damn man, you done yet?
Jeff James: Man, why do you expect me to be done so quickly? This stuff means alot to me!
Saki: Why don't you just forget about the shit talk and get ready for the match?
Jeff James: Because Saki! The shit talk is what makes you win matches!
Saki: Oh really? I thought it was actual in-ring ability.
Jeff James: It is! But see, for some reason the better the promos the more wins you get.
Saki: How the hell?
Jeff James: I don't know man. It's some weird stuff. I've seen some pretty good wrestlers put out some poor promos and lose a match! Then the shitty wrestler uses starts talking differently and using big words in the wrong places and he starts winning...I mean, why do you think Lloyd Rees held on to that title for 15 weeks?
Saki: You mean it was because of his promos?
Jeff James: Yeah, since the man has a speech impediment in makes him "unique" and since the crowd has no clue what the (BLEEP) he's saying they just play along with it and acts like its good. Kinda like an Ultimate Warrior promo.
Saki: Makes sense.
Jeff James: It's the truth.
Saki: How about we get you to start training for your match now?
Jeff James: But man, if I get a speech impediment and walk with a limp. I don't need to train! I also need a shitty manager!
Saki: Oh no! No way am I going to stoop down to those levels.
Jeff James: Man, your no help.
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Jeff James: Should I start?
Saki: Cameras are on.
Jeff James: Then lets get started shall we?
He clears his throat and cracks his neck before looking into the camera
Jeff James: I'd like to apologize for everything I said in my previous promo. I was just very angry you see. Knowing that the show I put soo much effort into is on the verge of closing down... I got extremely angry. So now I'm going to give you my beliefs on my opponents while I'm calm.
Saki: Start with Kurt Castle.
Jeff James: If you wish.
Kurt Castle, the Provincial Champion for who knows how long. I haven't tried to keep track. As I've said before, I honestly have not paid attention to his title reign. It bores me really. It's just the fact that you got these good for nothing pricks walking tall and calling themselves untouchable. When in fact all they've done is shield themselves behind a protective barrier. See, together they are actually a semi-cohesive unit. They excel in being able to blindside someone and cheating to gain victories. But they don't succeed in actual tag teaming. Kurt Castle is just using the Chris Casino name as his rise to "fame". Just like O'Brien and Krenshov. Honestly Kurt, cut the crap. You could be far more successful without those ingrates. I'm seriously warning you though, if you don't back out of the Untouchables then I'm just going to have to kill your career. When I came on television and promised everyone that I'd end the Untouchables I was far from joking. The Untouchables is a virus that I can no longer stand to watch infect New Alberta Pro Wrestling.
Saki: Alright! Alright! Next!
Jeff James: Who the hell made you director of this promo?
Saki: I'm paying for the cameras man.
Jeff James: Meh, who should I do next?
Saki: Chad Kurtis.
Jeff James: Chad Kurtis, the current and second greatest TV Champion of all time. It hurts me to see your reign get cut short because of this match. With my guidance we could of re-created Action! once again. Revolutionized the show and make Tuesday Night Fights mean nothing! It really hurts me to know that all of those dreams will be crushed because of that dimwitted Joseph Winchell. His foolish actions have brought me to my breaking point. Going to bed knowing that Action! is coming to its end...Because of that stupid mother(BLEEP)er...Does it not anger you Chad? The fact that everything we have brought to the TV Championship will be forgotten in the sands of time? The blood, sweat and tears that were put into making that title what it is today...All of it gone...
I won't let it happen Chad! I NEED to win this match! I need to keep the TV Title alive! You do your thing Chad. Bring everything you have. Hit me with your best moves...Remember our TV Title match? I brought out my killer move and you brought out yours! WE put on one of the most memorable TV Title matches of all time! And even though we were once at the worst of terms...Especially after I DDT'd you onto the concrete to purposely injure your nose again...We have been able to put that bullshit aside and realized that this is about competition and respect...That is the reason we were able to put on a good match and that is the reason we are on good terms at this very moment.
Saki: NEXT!
Jeff James: Well, I guess that brings me to my final opponent.
"LDK" Lloyd Rees. The longest reigning provincial champion EVER. But it seems like we don't agree on a few things. Like REBEL Pro-Wrestling. That horrible excuse for a wrestling promotion.
I really don't see how someone as "talented" as you would go to that shithole. I mean you are "da technical terror". Are you not?
But that doesn't even deal with the major disagreement.
See, Lloyd Rees went and insulted the TV Title division and its competitors. Hate to break it to ya Lloyd, but the TV Title division is where competition flourishes and the weak crumble. While you may think the NAPW Title and Provincial Title are important, its the TV Title that supports all of NAPW. For you see, a good amount of NAPW's top stars have once held the TV Title. It may be a stepping stone of some sort but it's where you gain experience. Defending that title every single week is a pressure unknown to most of NAPW's wrestlers. Alot of the guys on the roster...They'd crumble if they had to defend the TV Title. Lloyd Rees, I know you've had a history with that title. How can you go on with your life neglecting the things its taught you? Oh wait, I know why you don't know what I mean. You only defended that title once! Looks like you just can't handle da heat! You know, can't take da pressure da TV Title places on ya.
Saki: Damn man, you done yet?
Jeff James: Man, why do you expect me to be done so quickly? This stuff means alot to me!
Saki: Why don't you just forget about the shit talk and get ready for the match?
Jeff James: Because Saki! The shit talk is what makes you win matches!
Saki: Oh really? I thought it was actual in-ring ability.
Jeff James: It is! But see, for some reason the better the promos the more wins you get.
Saki: How the hell?
Jeff James: I don't know man. It's some weird stuff. I've seen some pretty good wrestlers put out some poor promos and lose a match! Then the shitty wrestler uses starts talking differently and using big words in the wrong places and he starts winning...I mean, why do you think Lloyd Rees held on to that title for 15 weeks?
Saki: You mean it was because of his promos?
Jeff James: Yeah, since the man has a speech impediment in makes him "unique" and since the crowd has no clue what the (BLEEP) he's saying they just play along with it and acts like its good. Kinda like an Ultimate Warrior promo.
Saki: Makes sense.
Jeff James: It's the truth.
Saki: How about we get you to start training for your match now?
Jeff James: But man, if I get a speech impediment and walk with a limp. I don't need to train! I also need a shitty manager!
Saki: Oh no! No way am I going to stoop down to those levels.
Jeff James: Man, your no help.
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