Post by "LDK" Lloyd Rees on Mar 9, 2007 23:39:32 GMT -5
-Raleigh, North Carolina. Inside the Raleigh County Armory Civic Center, home of what will soon be remembered as the first historic show of REBEL Pro Wrestling, "....In The Beginning”, is where we find the NAPW cameras. The medium sized, 4000 seat, arena is set up for the next event to grace its hallows, The 28th Annual Southern West Virginia Budweiser Toughman Contest. The arrangement for this annual event is very similar to what the arena will look like on April 3rd when REBEL Pro officially kicks off. As the camera pans around, we notice two figures in the distance. They slowly make their way toward the Toughman ring as the NAPW camera does the same. Focusing on the duo, we can now see who they are; none other than the “LDK” Lloyd Rees and wrestling’s smartest man, a real manager’s manager, John Salty. Salty is first to speak, as seems the usual these days.-
J. Salty: Dis!! Dis is what will soon become home!! Home t’da newest, and best ting t’hit da indie wrasslin scene since me number one man joined da NAPW…REBEL Pro WRASSLIN!! Not only d’hat, but da Raleigh County Armory Civic Center will also be da new home of wrasslin’s greatest duo; me, wrasslin’s smartest man, John Salty, and me shoe-in, me lucky clover, me ace up da sleeve, everyone knows him, love him or hate him. He’s da man stand’n t’me right, da man d’hat has been hand selected by REBEL Pro t’lead dis new promotion t’da top in da wrasslin world!! Da top wrassler in da business t’day, da TECHNICAL TERROR, da one and da only, da “LDK”…LLOYD REES!!
-Camera quickly swings toward Rees. He is bouncing on his feet, looking as excited as child on Christmas morning, a fire of intensity burns in his bright blue eyes. He speaks.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Dis is it!! Da future of da indie wrasslin world!! Da new stomp’n grounds of da “LDK” and REBEL Pro Wrasslin and what a stomp’n grounds it will be!! As time goes by dis arena will quickly be filled with moments of greatness da will stand out in da face and minds of wrasslin enthusiast everywhere; d’ose moments heightened and intensified by da presence of da “LDK” much like I have done fer da NAPW and da Polish Hall of Edmonton over da past thirteen months. But, enough about da greatness d’hat REBEL Pro, da Raleigh Civic Center, and da “LDK” are bound fer. Let me turn me attention t’one of me opponents fer dis upcome’n Tuesday and da NAPW TV-Provincial Title Unification Match; da former two time and longest reign’n NAPW TV Champion, Jeff James.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: James, ya got nerve kid!! I’ll admit d’hat!! Yer will’n t’go in front of a NAPW camera, talk s**t about REBEL Pro, and lie bold faced t’everyone watch’n. Tell’n d’hem d’hat ya tink d’hat Hardcore wrasslin is not wrasslin, when da truth of da matter is yer just scared ya won’t be able t’measure up t’da level of wrasslin d’hat is about t’explode on da scene via REBEL Pro. I’m sick and tired of Larries like you say’n da same ting over and over about so-called hardcore wrasslin…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: James, have ya ever seen da “LDK” wrassle?! I’m not, what ya call, an extreme or hardcore wrassler, but I don’t need t’be. Hell!! I’m da TECHNICAL TERROR!! I’ve made more people tap d’han Aunt Martha has sheep...
J. Salty: And d’hat’s a lot!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Come Tuesday, if ya tink yer go’n t’be stupid enough t’try and execute yer plan t’stand in me way of take’n da first ever Unified Championship, you’ll become just another scratch on d’hat long list.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Jeff, do ya actually tink d’hat me and you share someting in common?! Do ya actually tink d’hat yer reign as NAPW Television Champion even comes close t’da show of greatness I put on da last time da NAPW Provincial Championship was lucky enough t’be wrapped around dis waist?! Do ya actually tink d’hat yer name even deserves t’be mention in da same sentence as da “LDK”?! F**K NO!! Just like yer little b’y friend, Kurtis, yer a f**k’n joke!! Its chumps like him and yerself d’hat gave da NAPW no choice but t’shut down Action! and get ride of da Television Title!! Why waste time and money on second rate wrasslers when d’ere is talent like me run’n around?! James, ya don’t hold a candle t’da “LDK”; ya never did and ya never will!! So, on Tuesday night, when da match is said and done, ya can join Chad in da corner, hold each other’s hand, and console’n him, while ya try t’get over da fact d’hat, even though you’ll probably never wrasslin in a match like dis one again, at least yer biggest loss in history came against me, da “LDK”…LLOYD REES!!
-Lloyd climbs the turnbuckle and moves his hands across his stomach in the familiar “I’m coming for the title” motion. John Salty jumps in front of the camera.-
J. Salty: And ya can tell d’hat t’yer Mudder!!
-Scene fades.-
J. Salty: Dis!! Dis is what will soon become home!! Home t’da newest, and best ting t’hit da indie wrasslin scene since me number one man joined da NAPW…REBEL Pro WRASSLIN!! Not only d’hat, but da Raleigh County Armory Civic Center will also be da new home of wrasslin’s greatest duo; me, wrasslin’s smartest man, John Salty, and me shoe-in, me lucky clover, me ace up da sleeve, everyone knows him, love him or hate him. He’s da man stand’n t’me right, da man d’hat has been hand selected by REBEL Pro t’lead dis new promotion t’da top in da wrasslin world!! Da top wrassler in da business t’day, da TECHNICAL TERROR, da one and da only, da “LDK”…LLOYD REES!!
-Camera quickly swings toward Rees. He is bouncing on his feet, looking as excited as child on Christmas morning, a fire of intensity burns in his bright blue eyes. He speaks.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Dis is it!! Da future of da indie wrasslin world!! Da new stomp’n grounds of da “LDK” and REBEL Pro Wrasslin and what a stomp’n grounds it will be!! As time goes by dis arena will quickly be filled with moments of greatness da will stand out in da face and minds of wrasslin enthusiast everywhere; d’ose moments heightened and intensified by da presence of da “LDK” much like I have done fer da NAPW and da Polish Hall of Edmonton over da past thirteen months. But, enough about da greatness d’hat REBEL Pro, da Raleigh Civic Center, and da “LDK” are bound fer. Let me turn me attention t’one of me opponents fer dis upcome’n Tuesday and da NAPW TV-Provincial Title Unification Match; da former two time and longest reign’n NAPW TV Champion, Jeff James.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: James, ya got nerve kid!! I’ll admit d’hat!! Yer will’n t’go in front of a NAPW camera, talk s**t about REBEL Pro, and lie bold faced t’everyone watch’n. Tell’n d’hem d’hat ya tink d’hat Hardcore wrasslin is not wrasslin, when da truth of da matter is yer just scared ya won’t be able t’measure up t’da level of wrasslin d’hat is about t’explode on da scene via REBEL Pro. I’m sick and tired of Larries like you say’n da same ting over and over about so-called hardcore wrasslin…
[glow=red,2,300]“Hitting people in the head with chairs and having no disqualification; that’s not wrestling!!”[/glow]
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: James, have ya ever seen da “LDK” wrassle?! I’m not, what ya call, an extreme or hardcore wrassler, but I don’t need t’be. Hell!! I’m da TECHNICAL TERROR!! I’ve made more people tap d’han Aunt Martha has sheep...
J. Salty: And d’hat’s a lot!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Come Tuesday, if ya tink yer go’n t’be stupid enough t’try and execute yer plan t’stand in me way of take’n da first ever Unified Championship, you’ll become just another scratch on d’hat long list.
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Jeff, do ya actually tink d’hat me and you share someting in common?! Do ya actually tink d’hat yer reign as NAPW Television Champion even comes close t’da show of greatness I put on da last time da NAPW Provincial Championship was lucky enough t’be wrapped around dis waist?! Do ya actually tink d’hat yer name even deserves t’be mention in da same sentence as da “LDK”?! F**K NO!! Just like yer little b’y friend, Kurtis, yer a f**k’n joke!! Its chumps like him and yerself d’hat gave da NAPW no choice but t’shut down Action! and get ride of da Television Title!! Why waste time and money on second rate wrasslers when d’ere is talent like me run’n around?! James, ya don’t hold a candle t’da “LDK”; ya never did and ya never will!! So, on Tuesday night, when da match is said and done, ya can join Chad in da corner, hold each other’s hand, and console’n him, while ya try t’get over da fact d’hat, even though you’ll probably never wrasslin in a match like dis one again, at least yer biggest loss in history came against me, da “LDK”…LLOYD REES!!
-Lloyd climbs the turnbuckle and moves his hands across his stomach in the familiar “I’m coming for the title” motion. John Salty jumps in front of the camera.-
J. Salty: And ya can tell d’hat t’yer Mudder!!
-Scene fades.-