Post by Thomas Young on Mar 9, 2007 23:27:07 GMT -5
The scene opens up with Thomas Young standing in front of that all too familiar concrete wall and NAPW banner. He looks into the camera and smiles. He steps forward and looks to the ground, motioning for the camera to look to the ground as well. What you see if a REBEL Pro-Wrestling banner. The banner seems to be a bit moist. Thomas Young reaches into his pocket and out comes a glimpse of sliver. CLICK
Thomas laughs then drops the silver object onto the banner, it almost immediately catches fire and Thomas begins to laugh manically.
Thomas Young: Well...Thats out of the way. I had a huge segment planned about REBEL Pro-Wrestling but something has sidetracked me. Earlier today I watched two horrendous promos by Clint and Stone Zellor. Their childish attempts at belittling us were quite humorous if you ask me. You know how it goes. Calling us names, poking fun at the past and hell, I think they called us crackpot losers or something like that.
But what really brings me to tears is the fact that...Well, I was ridiculed for being tossed out of the ring by Kenny Krenshov. Well, you must of forgotten the fact that I beat his ass senseless. I mean come on, he lost his match against me and what did he do? He cried and bitched and complained for ages! I mean, he even got himself locked up so he didn't have to deal with the ridicule. What a (BLEEP)ing partner he is!
Wait, this is the best part! That no-good mess we call Stone Zellor believes that we're holding back NAPW. I mean come on man! You two are transitional (BLEEP) champions. What, you held the belt for a week? Two weeks at the most? I mean shit! I know we haven't held the tag titles yet, but if we did theres no way in hell we would of lost them THAT fast. I mean, you guys had to cheat to beat us. Or is your memory that bad that you seem to of forgotten the other parts of our past? I mean, you want to point out all the parts that make you look good and leave our great moments in the dark?
First of all, I really don't think your even going to get close to beating us. I mean Kenny Krenshov is a complete and utter pussy! EVERY time he has attacked me...IT WAS WHEN I HAD MY BACK TURNED! The man can't look me in the eye, he's a bitch! That man no balls. Why must he sucker punch me? Well, you definitely don't have the answers but I do! He's SCARED of me! He knows I can beat his ass without even trying! So what does he do? He makes EXCUSES! Hell, your entire team has NEVER beaten me clean.
I mean, how DESPERATE can you possibly be? You had your grandpa hit Darko in the head with a sign! Y'all using your (BLEEP)ing grandpa to do dirty work! Telling me you have a win over us. I'm sorry guys, but having your damn gramps cheat for you...That doesn't count as win man.
What really does bug me though. Is the fact that every single week, I have to remind that brainless ogre Kenny Krenshov that he isn't better than me! It's like, every time I make him remember. He runs off to Chris Casino and what does he do...HE BITCHES! I mean, Chris can only take soo much Kenny! I mean, why do you think Eli is ALWAYS on the (BLEEP) phone? The man is trying to get the (BLEEP) outta there! Hell, ask anyone in the NAPW locker room if they'd want to be your manager. I already know their answer. HELL NO!
Then, we have Jay O'Bitch...I mean we have talked about him to a certain degree in a previous promo. But he really agitates me. He's just soo...Soo...Pathetic? No, thats not the word. I'll take a book out of my brothers book. O'Bitch is just WAY too inexperienced! I mean hell, he couldn't even pin Johnny Rotten without cheating.
I mean, how impressive is he? HE PINNED JOHNNY ROTTEN! HE HAD A FOUR WIN WINNING STREAK! (BLEEP)ING AMAZING! OH MY GOODNESS! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! JAY O'BRIEN HAD A FOUR WIN WINNING STREAK!
Now, that didn't really impress any of you viewers now did it?
Which means, I just proved a point. NOONE GIVES A (BLEEP) ABOUT JAY O'BITCH AND THE UNTOUCHABLES!
What people REALLY wanna see is me! I mean come on! I'm Thomas Young! I'm hands down the greatest wrestler in this (BLEEP) business today! Yes, I may of lost a few matches...But hell, I get lazy at times and really don't give a (BLEEP) if I win or not! Hey, at least I'm man enough to tell you the truth. Look at Kenny, man loses one match and its off to (BLEEP)ing jail for a few months.
Thomas stops for a moment, he takes a deep breath and wipes his forehead
Thomas Young: I'm sorry, I kind of went on a rant there. But hell, these guys just really get on my nerves. It seems that every (BLEEP) week I have to go against the same handful of people who simply suck!
And hell, Zellor was right about one thing. Changing NAPW so its North American would be the worst idea in the world! What has America done to deserve a promotion as good as this one? America doesn't deserve to see the Foundation in action. America doesn't deserve to see Team Kurtis. America deserves the shittiest of wrestlers. America deserves the Untouchables, The Midnight Cowboys...They DESERVE those guys. By giving America the worst NAPW has to offer. Not only will we drive away those ingrates, but we'll never have to deal with people like Stone and Clint Zellor, or Chris Casino and Kurt Castle. These people don't deserve to hold a spot on the NAPW roster. These people are fools who don't know a thing!
You know what, I apologize for my outburst. Starting next week you will no longer see these kind of things. You will see a calm Thomas Young. No longer shall I lower myself to the levels of the Midnight Cowboys and belittle them. I will no longer climb down the ladder of achievement to look Kenny Krenshov in the eyes and call him the bitch that he is. No longer will I get angry at the ingrates that wish to make this North American Pro-Wrestling. For you see, I've already proved that I can talk jive with the best of them. Now it's time to give you all a reality check and show you who's the best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be...It's time to prove even the great Bret Hart wrong.
'Till then, goodbye foolish people.
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Thomas laughs then drops the silver object onto the banner, it almost immediately catches fire and Thomas begins to laugh manically.
Thomas Young: Well...Thats out of the way. I had a huge segment planned about REBEL Pro-Wrestling but something has sidetracked me. Earlier today I watched two horrendous promos by Clint and Stone Zellor. Their childish attempts at belittling us were quite humorous if you ask me. You know how it goes. Calling us names, poking fun at the past and hell, I think they called us crackpot losers or something like that.
But what really brings me to tears is the fact that...Well, I was ridiculed for being tossed out of the ring by Kenny Krenshov. Well, you must of forgotten the fact that I beat his ass senseless. I mean come on, he lost his match against me and what did he do? He cried and bitched and complained for ages! I mean, he even got himself locked up so he didn't have to deal with the ridicule. What a (BLEEP)ing partner he is!
Wait, this is the best part! That no-good mess we call Stone Zellor believes that we're holding back NAPW. I mean come on man! You two are transitional (BLEEP) champions. What, you held the belt for a week? Two weeks at the most? I mean shit! I know we haven't held the tag titles yet, but if we did theres no way in hell we would of lost them THAT fast. I mean, you guys had to cheat to beat us. Or is your memory that bad that you seem to of forgotten the other parts of our past? I mean, you want to point out all the parts that make you look good and leave our great moments in the dark?
First of all, I really don't think your even going to get close to beating us. I mean Kenny Krenshov is a complete and utter pussy! EVERY time he has attacked me...IT WAS WHEN I HAD MY BACK TURNED! The man can't look me in the eye, he's a bitch! That man no balls. Why must he sucker punch me? Well, you definitely don't have the answers but I do! He's SCARED of me! He knows I can beat his ass without even trying! So what does he do? He makes EXCUSES! Hell, your entire team has NEVER beaten me clean.
I mean, how DESPERATE can you possibly be? You had your grandpa hit Darko in the head with a sign! Y'all using your (BLEEP)ing grandpa to do dirty work! Telling me you have a win over us. I'm sorry guys, but having your damn gramps cheat for you...That doesn't count as win man.
What really does bug me though. Is the fact that every single week, I have to remind that brainless ogre Kenny Krenshov that he isn't better than me! It's like, every time I make him remember. He runs off to Chris Casino and what does he do...HE BITCHES! I mean, Chris can only take soo much Kenny! I mean, why do you think Eli is ALWAYS on the (BLEEP) phone? The man is trying to get the (BLEEP) outta there! Hell, ask anyone in the NAPW locker room if they'd want to be your manager. I already know their answer. HELL NO!
Then, we have Jay O'Bitch...I mean we have talked about him to a certain degree in a previous promo. But he really agitates me. He's just soo...Soo...Pathetic? No, thats not the word. I'll take a book out of my brothers book. O'Bitch is just WAY too inexperienced! I mean hell, he couldn't even pin Johnny Rotten without cheating.
I mean, how impressive is he? HE PINNED JOHNNY ROTTEN! HE HAD A FOUR WIN WINNING STREAK! (BLEEP)ING AMAZING! OH MY GOODNESS! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! JAY O'BRIEN HAD A FOUR WIN WINNING STREAK!
Now, that didn't really impress any of you viewers now did it?
Which means, I just proved a point. NOONE GIVES A (BLEEP) ABOUT JAY O'BITCH AND THE UNTOUCHABLES!
What people REALLY wanna see is me! I mean come on! I'm Thomas Young! I'm hands down the greatest wrestler in this (BLEEP) business today! Yes, I may of lost a few matches...But hell, I get lazy at times and really don't give a (BLEEP) if I win or not! Hey, at least I'm man enough to tell you the truth. Look at Kenny, man loses one match and its off to (BLEEP)ing jail for a few months.
Thomas stops for a moment, he takes a deep breath and wipes his forehead
Thomas Young: I'm sorry, I kind of went on a rant there. But hell, these guys just really get on my nerves. It seems that every (BLEEP) week I have to go against the same handful of people who simply suck!
And hell, Zellor was right about one thing. Changing NAPW so its North American would be the worst idea in the world! What has America done to deserve a promotion as good as this one? America doesn't deserve to see the Foundation in action. America doesn't deserve to see Team Kurtis. America deserves the shittiest of wrestlers. America deserves the Untouchables, The Midnight Cowboys...They DESERVE those guys. By giving America the worst NAPW has to offer. Not only will we drive away those ingrates, but we'll never have to deal with people like Stone and Clint Zellor, or Chris Casino and Kurt Castle. These people don't deserve to hold a spot on the NAPW roster. These people are fools who don't know a thing!
You know what, I apologize for my outburst. Starting next week you will no longer see these kind of things. You will see a calm Thomas Young. No longer shall I lower myself to the levels of the Midnight Cowboys and belittle them. I will no longer climb down the ladder of achievement to look Kenny Krenshov in the eyes and call him the bitch that he is. No longer will I get angry at the ingrates that wish to make this North American Pro-Wrestling. For you see, I've already proved that I can talk jive with the best of them. Now it's time to give you all a reality check and show you who's the best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be...It's time to prove even the great Bret Hart wrong.
'Till then, goodbye foolish people.
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