Post by Prince Darko on Mar 9, 2007 23:00:39 GMT -5
The scene opens up with The Foundations standing with their backs to a concrete wall. An NAPW Banner hands from above with Thomas Young and Prince Darko on separate sides.
Thomas Young: Do you know what I find to be unbelievably outrageous? (pauses) REBEL Pro Wrestling added us to their roster!
Prince Darko: How stupid can you possibly be? The Foundation would never step into that shithole of a promotion. Our backyard days ended LONG ago! We are professionals now and will never step into that realm of brutes.
Thomas Young: Which brings me to the topic at hand. Next week we have to step into the ring to face The Untouchables and the transitional champions...Otherwise known as The Midnight Cowboys. But what really bugs me is the fact that I HAVE to face Kenny Krenshov. It's no longer funny to hear this idiot bitch about how its unfair that he lost. I mean HE asked for the match!
Thomas smiles
Thomas Young: Wait for it...Wait for it...One more second...
Cuts to the match
Kenny gets up and Thomas waits. He comes over and BAM! What a right hand, with some steel help. Morgan didn't see it. Kenny is out. Thomas covers.
ONE!
TWO!!
FEET ON THE ROPE!!!
Too bad they're Young's.
THREE!!!
Cuts back out into The Prince and Thomas
Thomas Young: Ah, doesn't it bring tears to your eyes Kenny? I mean do we REALLY need a repeat? I mean sure the fans would love it. You've made this more personal then before, not only are you a complete bitch...But you are taking part in a campaign that wants to turn New Alberta Pro Wrestling into...North American Pro Wrestling...You sick, sick bastard! NAPW is the greatest thing in Canada and you want to take that away!
Prince Darko: You fool, do you not understand that your group of "Untouchables" is ultimately no match for The Foundation? Yes two of your members may hold a win over Jeff James, but that means nothing. For you see, your strongest member doesn't hold a victory over this man!
Prince Darko points over at Thomas Young who flexes his muscles for the camera
Thomas Young: Yeah baby!
The two laugh and Prince Darko begins talking once more
Prince Darko Seriously, Kenny, you got leveled by Sakai. I'm not saying Sakai is good wrestler, I'm just saying he's better than you. Really, where is the honor in that? You live in fear. I'm scared a certain random fan, in a certain shirt, with a certain face, of certain wrestler, trying to kill me in my sleep. But, you, you have to take precautionary measures and make sure the coast is clear, make sure there is no trace of Sakai anywhere. How can you be a threat if you live your life threatened of someone?
Thomas Young: Exactly and they think we are a liability, because we’re teaming up with Team Kurtis?
I know we haven’t been on the same page, but, we can work things out and reach an understanding, and we’ll reach a point of cohesion.
Think about it, they have Lynsdey. Now, O’Bitch, if my memory does serve me right, she kicked your ass out of that damn ring.
Prince Darko Not to sound sexist. But, O’Bitch, your getting kicked around by a girl, a girl. Is that the message you want to distribute? Is that the image you want to put out? Do like that image? Do you like the fact that your message is, “Hi, my name is Jay O’Bitch and I get kicked around by females, and I’m part of The Untouchables.” That’s not something to be too fond of. If you can’t instill fear into women, do you think men will fear you?
Thomas Young So far we have a big over grown bitch. I would tell him to go pick on people on his own size, but, he can’t even beat people smaller than him. It seems to be as if he bites off too much to chew, then he bitches.
Prince Darko Well, when you’re from prison, there is no size too much for your mouth.
Then he met The Foundation.
Thomas Young Now, you have this bitch, he’s such a bitch it’s self explanatory. O’Bitch. C’mon, the man gets slapped around by women like tits in a throat gaggers porno.
Prince Darko Sounds like lesbian intercourse, if you ask me.
Thomas Young No, Darko, it sounds like The Untouchables.
Now, to cover the Midnight Cowboys.
You have Stone Zellor, now I’ve always wanted to know how the man got the name Stone.
A fuzzy clip appears on the screen. The bottom right hand corner says March 5th 2001. Looking at the long list of men, chances are it’s a clinic or an audition of some sort.
VOICE IN THE BOX NUMBER ONE-THOUSAND-THREE-HUNDRED-SIXTY-NINE.
A silhouette of tall man around six three. With a combined weight of one-hundred-seventy-one pounds, gets out of his seat, enters a room. Everything is pink, like one of those movies, when everyone gets…. and begins to….. each other. The silhouette takes a seat in front of an old man. Looks old, around his late fifties early sixties. Hair of a bushy gray nature, and, sporting a fine suit.
The old man So, do you have a name?
Silhouette Um no not yet. I plan to get one no one will forget though.
The old man Do you have any experience?
Silhouette Well, I did get arrested and did a little time behind bars. I met this real big guy. Huge dude. If he ever gets out, he would do well here.
SHIT IT’S ONE OF THOSE MOVIES! THE ONE WITH NO OPOSITE SEX THAT CARRIES ESTRIGEN!
The old man Well, do you want to get started?
Silhouette Hecks yes, I’ve been waiting forever for this.
A black male, roughly about six feet two inches, weighing in at an impressive two hundred and seventy three pounds.
Black Male So, how you doin‘?
The silhouette is seen taking his shirt off and unbuttoning his pants.
As the camera fades into the pink, this is heard.
The old man GOOD GOD. YOU’RE HARD LIKE A STONE!
Silhouette AWESOME I FINALLY GOT MY NICKNAME!
Cuts back out to Prince Darko and Thomas Young
Thomas Young Damn. I never seen that coming.
Prince Darko I know Stone did.
Both men laugh hysterically in unison
Thomas Young Then what about Clint?
Right after Thomas mentions Clint. The Prince’s cell phone begins to ring Stirr Some Love by AkForty, only found exclusively at www.myspace.com/akforty . The Prince answers.
Prince Darko Yeah.
Mr. B You won’t believe what I heard.
Prince Darko What?
Mr. B Sip Sip Sip Sip
Prince Darko Really?
Mr. B Sip Sip Sip Sip
Prince Darko Wow!
Mr. B Sip Sip Sip Sip
Prince Darko There’s more?!
Mr. B Sip Sip Sip Sip
Prince Darko Damn!
The conversation ends
Prince Darko Thomas, you won’t believe it.
Thomas Young What?
Prince Darko So when we spell C-L-I-N-T. Then we take the “N” out, what do we get?
Thomas Young spells the letters out under his breath, then removing the “N”
Thomas Young We get a …
Prince Darko interrupts him
Prince Darko Exactly. Now since it is what we get, it’s what he has.
Thomas Young I don’t follow.
Prince Darko I heard when dude was born, something was wrong. So his parents just assumed buddy was a late bloomer. It never grew, and turns out he has a Clint with no “N”
Thomas Young So he’s a girl?
Prince Darko Yes, Thomas.
Thomas Young But, she looks like a girl.
Prince Darko Well, Thomas, this what we call a transsexual.
Thomas Young WOW!
Prince Darko Yeah I know.
Thomas Young Nah, we gotta fade.
Fades
Thomas Young: Do you know what I find to be unbelievably outrageous? (pauses) REBEL Pro Wrestling added us to their roster!
Prince Darko: How stupid can you possibly be? The Foundation would never step into that shithole of a promotion. Our backyard days ended LONG ago! We are professionals now and will never step into that realm of brutes.
Thomas Young: Which brings me to the topic at hand. Next week we have to step into the ring to face The Untouchables and the transitional champions...Otherwise known as The Midnight Cowboys. But what really bugs me is the fact that I HAVE to face Kenny Krenshov. It's no longer funny to hear this idiot bitch about how its unfair that he lost. I mean HE asked for the match!
Thomas smiles
Thomas Young: Wait for it...Wait for it...One more second...
Cuts to the match
Kenny gets up and Thomas waits. He comes over and BAM! What a right hand, with some steel help. Morgan didn't see it. Kenny is out. Thomas covers.
ONE!
TWO!!
FEET ON THE ROPE!!!
Too bad they're Young's.
THREE!!!
Cuts back out into The Prince and Thomas
Thomas Young: Ah, doesn't it bring tears to your eyes Kenny? I mean do we REALLY need a repeat? I mean sure the fans would love it. You've made this more personal then before, not only are you a complete bitch...But you are taking part in a campaign that wants to turn New Alberta Pro Wrestling into...North American Pro Wrestling...You sick, sick bastard! NAPW is the greatest thing in Canada and you want to take that away!
Prince Darko: You fool, do you not understand that your group of "Untouchables" is ultimately no match for The Foundation? Yes two of your members may hold a win over Jeff James, but that means nothing. For you see, your strongest member doesn't hold a victory over this man!
Prince Darko points over at Thomas Young who flexes his muscles for the camera
Thomas Young: Yeah baby!
The two laugh and Prince Darko begins talking once more
Prince Darko Seriously, Kenny, you got leveled by Sakai. I'm not saying Sakai is good wrestler, I'm just saying he's better than you. Really, where is the honor in that? You live in fear. I'm scared a certain random fan, in a certain shirt, with a certain face, of certain wrestler, trying to kill me in my sleep. But, you, you have to take precautionary measures and make sure the coast is clear, make sure there is no trace of Sakai anywhere. How can you be a threat if you live your life threatened of someone?
Thomas Young: Exactly and they think we are a liability, because we’re teaming up with Team Kurtis?
I know we haven’t been on the same page, but, we can work things out and reach an understanding, and we’ll reach a point of cohesion.
Think about it, they have Lynsdey. Now, O’Bitch, if my memory does serve me right, she kicked your ass out of that damn ring.
Prince Darko Not to sound sexist. But, O’Bitch, your getting kicked around by a girl, a girl. Is that the message you want to distribute? Is that the image you want to put out? Do like that image? Do you like the fact that your message is, “Hi, my name is Jay O’Bitch and I get kicked around by females, and I’m part of The Untouchables.” That’s not something to be too fond of. If you can’t instill fear into women, do you think men will fear you?
Thomas Young So far we have a big over grown bitch. I would tell him to go pick on people on his own size, but, he can’t even beat people smaller than him. It seems to be as if he bites off too much to chew, then he bitches.
Prince Darko Well, when you’re from prison, there is no size too much for your mouth.
Then he met The Foundation.
Thomas Young Now, you have this bitch, he’s such a bitch it’s self explanatory. O’Bitch. C’mon, the man gets slapped around by women like tits in a throat gaggers porno.
Prince Darko Sounds like lesbian intercourse, if you ask me.
Thomas Young No, Darko, it sounds like The Untouchables.
Now, to cover the Midnight Cowboys.
You have Stone Zellor, now I’ve always wanted to know how the man got the name Stone.
A fuzzy clip appears on the screen. The bottom right hand corner says March 5th 2001. Looking at the long list of men, chances are it’s a clinic or an audition of some sort.
VOICE IN THE BOX NUMBER ONE-THOUSAND-THREE-HUNDRED-SIXTY-NINE.
A silhouette of tall man around six three. With a combined weight of one-hundred-seventy-one pounds, gets out of his seat, enters a room. Everything is pink, like one of those movies, when everyone gets…. and begins to….. each other. The silhouette takes a seat in front of an old man. Looks old, around his late fifties early sixties. Hair of a bushy gray nature, and, sporting a fine suit.
The old man So, do you have a name?
Silhouette Um no not yet. I plan to get one no one will forget though.
The old man Do you have any experience?
Silhouette Well, I did get arrested and did a little time behind bars. I met this real big guy. Huge dude. If he ever gets out, he would do well here.
SHIT IT’S ONE OF THOSE MOVIES! THE ONE WITH NO OPOSITE SEX THAT CARRIES ESTRIGEN!
The old man Well, do you want to get started?
Silhouette Hecks yes, I’ve been waiting forever for this.
A black male, roughly about six feet two inches, weighing in at an impressive two hundred and seventy three pounds.
Black Male So, how you doin‘?
The silhouette is seen taking his shirt off and unbuttoning his pants.
As the camera fades into the pink, this is heard.
The old man GOOD GOD. YOU’RE HARD LIKE A STONE!
Silhouette AWESOME I FINALLY GOT MY NICKNAME!
Cuts back out to Prince Darko and Thomas Young
Thomas Young Damn. I never seen that coming.
Prince Darko I know Stone did.
Both men laugh hysterically in unison
Thomas Young Then what about Clint?
Right after Thomas mentions Clint. The Prince’s cell phone begins to ring Stirr Some Love by AkForty, only found exclusively at www.myspace.com/akforty . The Prince answers.
Prince Darko Yeah.
Mr. B You won’t believe what I heard.
Prince Darko What?
Mr. B Sip Sip Sip Sip
Prince Darko Really?
Mr. B Sip Sip Sip Sip
Prince Darko Wow!
Mr. B Sip Sip Sip Sip
Prince Darko There’s more?!
Mr. B Sip Sip Sip Sip
Prince Darko Damn!
The conversation ends
Prince Darko Thomas, you won’t believe it.
Thomas Young What?
Prince Darko So when we spell C-L-I-N-T. Then we take the “N” out, what do we get?
Thomas Young spells the letters out under his breath, then removing the “N”
Thomas Young We get a …
Prince Darko interrupts him
Prince Darko Exactly. Now since it is what we get, it’s what he has.
Thomas Young I don’t follow.
Prince Darko I heard when dude was born, something was wrong. So his parents just assumed buddy was a late bloomer. It never grew, and turns out he has a Clint with no “N”
Thomas Young So he’s a girl?
Prince Darko Yes, Thomas.
Thomas Young But, she looks like a girl.
Prince Darko Well, Thomas, this what we call a transsexual.
Thomas Young WOW!
Prince Darko Yeah I know.
Thomas Young Nah, we gotta fade.
Fades