Post by Chris Casino on Mar 9, 2007 3:31:37 GMT -5
"It's been three days since my match with Tommy Deathrow and I still feel like I've been run over by a bus. I told the world, the press and most importantly I told Deathrow himself that I would walk out of that match with my hand raised in victory. They all doubted me of course, after all the match was contested under those stupid superstar rules. But when it came down to it, when the dust settled, Chris Casino had beaten one of the most vicious men in NAPW history. Not only did I beat him but I beat him in his own specialty match. With that win I add another win to my record. Since my return in late November I have yet to be pinned or made to submit in a singles match. In fact the one match that I have lost in four months came in a tag team encounter. What can I say? I'm Untouchable."
Chris Casino sits in his huge living room, legs propped up on the coffee table watching as a fire burns merrily in his fireplace. He's wearing a pair of sweats and an N.A.P.W tee shirt this evening. His face is a rainbow of fading bruises. A small bandage covers stitches he incurred against "The Superstar." Neither Casino's dirty Canadian Wife nor his manager are anywhere to be seen. In fact aside from the occasional pops and cracks from the fireplace the house is quiet as a tomb.
Casino: Have you ever watched that old movie called "It's a wonderful life" Mr. Kodiak? If not then here is a brief summery. In the movie, our main character feels that life would have been better for him, his family and the town he lives in if he had never existed. So along comes a heterosexually challenged angel and he proceeds to show how wrong the main character is. The movie ends with smiles all around and some young crippled kid wishing him a merry Christmas. Or wait...Was that Scrooge? Well anyway here's my point....
Casino: If Chris Casino had never come to NAPW, this promotion would have never witnessed the epic war between D! and myself. Without me, NAPW would have never seen The Rat Pack nor The Untouchables. If I hadn't taken this job the dirty Canadians wouldn't have been able to sit back and watch me win all of there championships. Without me, Evan Cartwright, Devastation, Longshot and others would have never graced the rings of NAPW. Face it, when D! left NAPW....We continued. Business as usual. Now if I were to leave...This place would be forgotten about faster than a Ravager promo.
Casino: Now let's look at you scout. If you never came to NAPW...Well, things would still be the same. In fact since your arrival here, you haven't done jack shit. You haven't beaten anyone of note, you've yet to do a promo that's worth listening to and worst of all...You actually have the nerve to think that someone like you can beat someone like me. Kevin Kodiak I ask you this...Are you on crack? Do you think for a second that I would be rattled that NAPW pulled a bait and switch on me with my opponents?
Casino reaches over and picks up the Pure Honor Title that's resting beside him on the couch. He drapes the belt over his right shoulder and smirks.
Casino: I've held this championship for over three months now my friend. I've beaten former Heavyweight Champions, rising stars and self proclaimed legends to keep this strap. Johnny Rotten? He dropped out of this match not for personal reasons, but out of fear. He woke up one day and realized that "oh shit, I'm facing Chris Casino!" He knew he couldn't beat me, you should follow in his footsteps and beg out of this match as well.
Casino: When I beat you at Tuesday Night Fights I will break yet another record here in NAPW. I will obtain the record of the most successful title defenses of any championship. Think about it, D! never pulled that off. Nor did Rex Caliber or The New & Improved DX. What makes you so different? What makes you think that you even deserve to stand in the same ring as I? Breath the same air am me? Look at this Kodiak....
Casino pats the title on his shoulder.
Casino: This strap isn't going anywhere. I don't care what Rex Caliber tries to pull, I will continue as NAPW Pure Honor Champion until I retire. The Untouchables will take over this promotion and move it from this frozen wasteland into the states. Kurt Castle will unify the Provincial Title and the TV title. All of this will happen trust me. Meanwhile you'll continue to be a ghost. A curtain jerker who only got his job by dubious methods. Come TNF, you'll learn some new moves alright. The first one will be taking a Chris Casino boot up your ass. That my undeserving friend is something you can damn well bank on.
Casino motions for us to cut, and we do so.
- fade out -
Casino's Base Of Operations. Canada.
Chris Casino sits in his huge living room, legs propped up on the coffee table watching as a fire burns merrily in his fireplace. He's wearing a pair of sweats and an N.A.P.W tee shirt this evening. His face is a rainbow of fading bruises. A small bandage covers stitches he incurred against "The Superstar." Neither Casino's dirty Canadian Wife nor his manager are anywhere to be seen. In fact aside from the occasional pops and cracks from the fireplace the house is quiet as a tomb.
Casino: Have you ever watched that old movie called "It's a wonderful life" Mr. Kodiak? If not then here is a brief summery. In the movie, our main character feels that life would have been better for him, his family and the town he lives in if he had never existed. So along comes a heterosexually challenged angel and he proceeds to show how wrong the main character is. The movie ends with smiles all around and some young crippled kid wishing him a merry Christmas. Or wait...Was that Scrooge? Well anyway here's my point....
Casino: If Chris Casino had never come to NAPW, this promotion would have never witnessed the epic war between D! and myself. Without me, NAPW would have never seen The Rat Pack nor The Untouchables. If I hadn't taken this job the dirty Canadians wouldn't have been able to sit back and watch me win all of there championships. Without me, Evan Cartwright, Devastation, Longshot and others would have never graced the rings of NAPW. Face it, when D! left NAPW....We continued. Business as usual. Now if I were to leave...This place would be forgotten about faster than a Ravager promo.
Casino: Now let's look at you scout. If you never came to NAPW...Well, things would still be the same. In fact since your arrival here, you haven't done jack shit. You haven't beaten anyone of note, you've yet to do a promo that's worth listening to and worst of all...You actually have the nerve to think that someone like you can beat someone like me. Kevin Kodiak I ask you this...Are you on crack? Do you think for a second that I would be rattled that NAPW pulled a bait and switch on me with my opponents?
Casino reaches over and picks up the Pure Honor Title that's resting beside him on the couch. He drapes the belt over his right shoulder and smirks.
Casino: I've held this championship for over three months now my friend. I've beaten former Heavyweight Champions, rising stars and self proclaimed legends to keep this strap. Johnny Rotten? He dropped out of this match not for personal reasons, but out of fear. He woke up one day and realized that "oh shit, I'm facing Chris Casino!" He knew he couldn't beat me, you should follow in his footsteps and beg out of this match as well.
Casino: When I beat you at Tuesday Night Fights I will break yet another record here in NAPW. I will obtain the record of the most successful title defenses of any championship. Think about it, D! never pulled that off. Nor did Rex Caliber or The New & Improved DX. What makes you so different? What makes you think that you even deserve to stand in the same ring as I? Breath the same air am me? Look at this Kodiak....
Casino pats the title on his shoulder.
Casino: This strap isn't going anywhere. I don't care what Rex Caliber tries to pull, I will continue as NAPW Pure Honor Champion until I retire. The Untouchables will take over this promotion and move it from this frozen wasteland into the states. Kurt Castle will unify the Provincial Title and the TV title. All of this will happen trust me. Meanwhile you'll continue to be a ghost. A curtain jerker who only got his job by dubious methods. Come TNF, you'll learn some new moves alright. The first one will be taking a Chris Casino boot up your ass. That my undeserving friend is something you can damn well bank on.
Casino motions for us to cut, and we do so.
- fade out -