Post by "LDK" Lloyd Rees on Mar 8, 2007 22:38:45 GMT -5
-We open on the upper balcony of Edmonton’s Polish Hall. The camera looks down into the main ballroom hall where, in a few short weeks, NAPW Champion, Ravager, and NAPW Pure Honor Champion, Chris Casino will clash for the very first time in wrestling history. But, the NAPW cameras are not inside the Polish Hall for this reason. The camera begins to move and the image shifts to the upper balcony it’s self. Here we can see that one of the walls has been dedicated to the wrestlers of the NAPW. Classic images of wrestlers like D!, Static, Devastation, and The Delivery Men along with newer images of athletes like Billy Kryenik, Tommy Deathrow, Nightmare, and Simply Beautiful are among the many faces that fill this, make shift, wall of fame. The camera comes to a halt, and in its lens, a picture of the currant NAPW Television Champion, “The Show” Chad Kurtis. The camera slowly backs away from the image. Standing on either side of the framed picture are John Salty and, his number one man, the “LDK” Lloyd Rees. John Salty starts to speak.-
J. Salty: Ah da Polish Hall!! Home of many a great tings d’hat has went down in NAPW history. But why, in a place so lush in history and great moments d’hat will never be forgotten do we have dis?
-J. Salty points to the image of Chad Kutis.-
J. Salty: Da face of a man, who by me best knowledge, and d’hat is a lot consider’n me knowledge of dis business, has proven nothing in da NAPW or anywhere else his sorry ass career has brought him. Now, look at dis!!
-J. Salty points to a place on the wall and the camera moves to that very spot. What do we see? What do you think? It’s an image of the “LDK” Lloyd Rees. Obviously a very recent one, almost like they put it there just minutes ago.-
J. Salty: Dis is a man d’hat deserves t’be on a wall of fame, even though dis one could use some help. Take it away “LDK”!!
-Camera centers on Lloyd. He speaks.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Dis doesn’t belong here…
-Lloyd grabs the picture of Kurtis off the wall, throws it to the ground, and smashes his foot through the glass.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: What makes you tink ya even belong in da same ring with da “LDK”?! True, couldn’t really have a TV-Provincial unification match without da current TV Champion, but fer a wrassler of yer skill t’get a chance like dis. A chance t’become da first unified champion, HELL, a chance t’get it da ring with a live’n ledgend like da “LDK”. Someone up top must really like ya and, I say, why da hell wouldn’t d’hey?? I mean let’s just take a look at our current champion of Television; young, great looks, good body, out stand’n record, TV Title under his belt. Christ!! In due time dis young star may even be lucky enough t’have accomplished one quarter of da accolades d’hat da “LDK” has, but as of right now…
-Rees grins his foot into the picture.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Yer way out of yer league kid!! Dis match if fer da big boys, not fer some snot nosed kid who still needs his mudder t’wipe his ass. Ya see, ya can run all da kilometers on yer treadmill ya want, cook yerself da healthiest of suppers, make up all “da cool” slogans yer hipster mind can dream of, talk all da trash yer inflated ego can come up with, but Chad, one ting remains da same no matter how ya prepare fer dis match; ya can never be fully prepared fer da man d’hat has been hand selected t’lead REBEL Pro into da future, da TECHNICAL TERROR, da top wrassler in da business t’day, da one and da only, da “LDK”…LLOYD REES!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: So try and remember all dis da next time yer sit’n in a dark room try’n t’come up with another hip slogan t’describe yerself, yer ego, and yer situation here in da NAPW. Maybe it can go a little someting like…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Cause d’here can only be one conclusion once d’hat ring bell sounds and da match fer da unification of da NAPW Television Title and da NAPW Provincial Title gets underway and d’hat conclusion; me, da “LDK”, stand’n on high with both title belts and yer sorry ass in da corner wish’n ya could have half da raw talent d’hat I have in me left arse cheek!!
-Rees walks away from the cameras view, back to John Salty.-
J. Salty: Have ya been told t’day?!
-Fade on the destroyed picture of “The Show” Chad Kurtis.-
J. Salty: Ah da Polish Hall!! Home of many a great tings d’hat has went down in NAPW history. But why, in a place so lush in history and great moments d’hat will never be forgotten do we have dis?
-J. Salty points to the image of Chad Kutis.-
J. Salty: Da face of a man, who by me best knowledge, and d’hat is a lot consider’n me knowledge of dis business, has proven nothing in da NAPW or anywhere else his sorry ass career has brought him. Now, look at dis!!
-J. Salty points to a place on the wall and the camera moves to that very spot. What do we see? What do you think? It’s an image of the “LDK” Lloyd Rees. Obviously a very recent one, almost like they put it there just minutes ago.-
J. Salty: Dis is a man d’hat deserves t’be on a wall of fame, even though dis one could use some help. Take it away “LDK”!!
-Camera centers on Lloyd. He speaks.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Dis doesn’t belong here…
-Lloyd grabs the picture of Kurtis off the wall, throws it to the ground, and smashes his foot through the glass.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: What makes you tink ya even belong in da same ring with da “LDK”?! True, couldn’t really have a TV-Provincial unification match without da current TV Champion, but fer a wrassler of yer skill t’get a chance like dis. A chance t’become da first unified champion, HELL, a chance t’get it da ring with a live’n ledgend like da “LDK”. Someone up top must really like ya and, I say, why da hell wouldn’t d’hey?? I mean let’s just take a look at our current champion of Television; young, great looks, good body, out stand’n record, TV Title under his belt. Christ!! In due time dis young star may even be lucky enough t’have accomplished one quarter of da accolades d’hat da “LDK” has, but as of right now…
-Rees grins his foot into the picture.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Yer way out of yer league kid!! Dis match if fer da big boys, not fer some snot nosed kid who still needs his mudder t’wipe his ass. Ya see, ya can run all da kilometers on yer treadmill ya want, cook yerself da healthiest of suppers, make up all “da cool” slogans yer hipster mind can dream of, talk all da trash yer inflated ego can come up with, but Chad, one ting remains da same no matter how ya prepare fer dis match; ya can never be fully prepared fer da man d’hat has been hand selected t’lead REBEL Pro into da future, da TECHNICAL TERROR, da top wrassler in da business t’day, da one and da only, da “LDK”…LLOYD REES!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: So try and remember all dis da next time yer sit’n in a dark room try’n t’come up with another hip slogan t’describe yerself, yer ego, and yer situation here in da NAPW. Maybe it can go a little someting like…
[glow=red,2,300]“I’m ok, my mom told me so, but Rees…He’s a real Champion!!”[/glow]
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Cause d’here can only be one conclusion once d’hat ring bell sounds and da match fer da unification of da NAPW Television Title and da NAPW Provincial Title gets underway and d’hat conclusion; me, da “LDK”, stand’n on high with both title belts and yer sorry ass in da corner wish’n ya could have half da raw talent d’hat I have in me left arse cheek!!
-Rees walks away from the cameras view, back to John Salty.-
J. Salty: Have ya been told t’day?!
-Fade on the destroyed picture of “The Show” Chad Kurtis.-