Post by "The Show" Chad Kurtis on Mar 7, 2007 22:15:42 GMT -5
Promo opens at the condo of "The Show" Chad Kurtis as he is cooling down from his workout on the treadmill and watching footage of his opponents.
Show: I getting sick and tired of being jump by some candy-asses that ain't even man enough to look me in the eye before they do it. I mean damn! What is this middle school where you got to jump someone from behind. No! This is the NAP(freakin')W, where the big dawgs play! It's all good, I mean whoever did this may think they "sunk my battleship", but all they will did was fuel my fire even more! I mean to paraphrase an old song, "The Show" gets knocked down, but he gets up again! So, to whoever did this, and I have a pretty damn good idea who it was, let this be a warning "The Show" is coming for you!!
Show: On to my upcoming match to unify my television title with provincial championship. The question going around the locker room is am I up for this match. I mean I am going against arguable the greatest television champion of all time in Jeff James, the provincial champion, Kurt Castle, and "LDK" Lloyd Rees. Let "The Show" put it this way I am as up for this match as a high schooler is on prom night, so that's a hell yeah I am up for this match.
Show: I am going to go down as not only the last NAPW Television champion, AKA "The Last 'Action!' Hero if you will, but the first to hold the unified Provincial-Television championship! My opponents are not going to know what hit them when we climb in the ring and face-off against each other this week. I mean as my brother, "the big blue ass-kicker" would say it's going to be "BKT"! I mean don't get me wrong I know, the fans know, and hell even my opponents know that this is going to be a hell of a match with the best of the best facing-off, but I feel confident with my statement that I will walk away NAP(freakin')W's Provisional Champion!!!
Show:I know everyone is thinking their goes that young, cocky, "SOB" letting his mouth write checks that his ass can't cash. (gets a cocky smile on his face) I have a new little slogan I like to share with the nay-sayers who say my ego is my achilles heel, and it goes like this, "Ego is good, Ego is right, Ego works! How about some some advice for my opponents, ok my advice is best stated using the old US Army slogan that said, "Be all that you can be". Because that is what it is going to take, and sadly for them that would even be enough to stop their pain train.
Scene fades as "The Show" gets off the treadmill and into the kitchen to prepare his supper.
Show: I getting sick and tired of being jump by some candy-asses that ain't even man enough to look me in the eye before they do it. I mean damn! What is this middle school where you got to jump someone from behind. No! This is the NAP(freakin')W, where the big dawgs play! It's all good, I mean whoever did this may think they "sunk my battleship", but all they will did was fuel my fire even more! I mean to paraphrase an old song, "The Show" gets knocked down, but he gets up again! So, to whoever did this, and I have a pretty damn good idea who it was, let this be a warning "The Show" is coming for you!!
Show: On to my upcoming match to unify my television title with provincial championship. The question going around the locker room is am I up for this match. I mean I am going against arguable the greatest television champion of all time in Jeff James, the provincial champion, Kurt Castle, and "LDK" Lloyd Rees. Let "The Show" put it this way I am as up for this match as a high schooler is on prom night, so that's a hell yeah I am up for this match.
Show: I am going to go down as not only the last NAPW Television champion, AKA "The Last 'Action!' Hero if you will, but the first to hold the unified Provincial-Television championship! My opponents are not going to know what hit them when we climb in the ring and face-off against each other this week. I mean as my brother, "the big blue ass-kicker" would say it's going to be "BKT"! I mean don't get me wrong I know, the fans know, and hell even my opponents know that this is going to be a hell of a match with the best of the best facing-off, but I feel confident with my statement that I will walk away NAP(freakin')W's Provisional Champion!!!
Show:I know everyone is thinking their goes that young, cocky, "SOB" letting his mouth write checks that his ass can't cash. (gets a cocky smile on his face) I have a new little slogan I like to share with the nay-sayers who say my ego is my achilles heel, and it goes like this, "Ego is good, Ego is right, Ego works! How about some some advice for my opponents, ok my advice is best stated using the old US Army slogan that said, "Be all that you can be". Because that is what it is going to take, and sadly for them that would even be enough to stop their pain train.
Scene fades as "The Show" gets off the treadmill and into the kitchen to prepare his supper.