Post by "LDK" Lloyd Rees on Mar 7, 2007 13:20:15 GMT -5
-A NAPW banner hangs in the background. Enter stage left, a familiar looking man. But we can not quite place him. Dressed much like an eighties version of Bobby Heenan, white slacks, black loafers, and a black satin coat, the man begins to speak. His identity is a secret no more.-
Man: Let me reintroduce t’ya all…
-It’s Ol’Salty!! But, what has happened?! Ol’Salty has lost his stereotypical, fisherman type, outfit for something more, if you want to call it that, modern. The persona of Ol’Salty is no more. We now have the utmost pleasure of dealing with John Salty, “A Manager’s Manager”. What is this all about and where is “The Lemondrop Kid”?!-
J. Salty: T’a man who really needs no introduction!! He is a six time former champion, ENN’s top wrestler of 2006, da man formerly known as “Da Lemondrop Kid” but, now you peons can just call him da “LDK”. Da man d’hat has been hand selected by REBEL Pro t’lead dis new promotion t’da top in da wrasslin world!! He’s da TECHINCAL TERROR!! Da “LDK” LLOYD REES!!
-Enter stage right, the “LDK”, sporting a new look; wrestling gear of black, red stars on knees, elbows, and ass. His new REBEL Pro t-shirt reads “Soul of a REBEL”. His shoulder length hair encircles his face as his new look is completed by well shaped chops and a goatee. The “LDK” starts to speak.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Here is it Larrys!! Da rebirth of “Da Lemondrop Kid”; formed inside da fires d’hat are REBEL Pro, emerge’n on a new land, ready t’conquer everyone and everyting d’hat is put into me path. Dis is a new era, not only fer da “LDK” but fer da entire wrasslin world. REBEL Pro is bound t’become da place where da top in dis business flock, certainly when d’hey see d’hat a wrassler of me stature will be lift’n yet another promotion on his shoulders all da way t’da top!! I did it fer NAPW and I’ll do it fer REBEL!! But, befer REBEL is officially underway…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: We have some NAPW business t’finalize. D’ere is a little issue of title unification. Da NAPW has decided d’hat, with da open’n of a sister fed, and da unavoidable possibility d’hat people are go’n t’want t’follow da “LDK” in all his decisions, it is time t’unify da NAPW TV Title and da NAPW Provincial Title. But, who deserves t’be involved in dis history make’n match? Well, I guess ya got t’throw in both of da “respected” champions; Chad Kurtis and da so-called Untouchable piece of crap, Kurt Castle but are d’ese guys alone worth hold’n a unified title of dis stature, hell no!! So, Rexy started t’scratch his head; “Who can I put in this match to make it historic? I got it!” Rex decided dis match needed a man, who maybe, can be considered da best NAPW TV Champion of all time, Jeff James. But, dis still wasn’t enough!! Rex needed an ace! A man he knew d’hat would make dis historic match stand out in da halls of time. So, as he paced back in fort in his office it came to him…
-In his best Rex Caliber.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: “I got it!! Who better than the top of wrestler of our time, the man that put the NAPW Provincial Championship on the map, the only man deserving to be the first unified champion on the whole of the NAPW roster...Lloyd Rees!!”
-“LDK” drops the impersonation.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: So, make sure ya three Larrys take a look at dis situation da same way our beloved commissioner does!! What yer look’n at here is live’n, walk’n history!! I change da books after every match I take part in and dis unification match of the TV and Provincial titles will just be another chapter in da Rees book of history. Not only will I become da first man t’win a unified title in da NAPW, not only will I become da first man t’dethrone two champions in one match, not only will I become a four time Provincial Champion, but I will solidify me place in da NAPW and da rest of da wrasslin world as da best singles wrassler dis business has seen t’date!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Kurtis, Castle, James; sharp’n yer wits and hone yer skills cause yer look’n at a man on fire, a man with a mean’n, a man with da soul of a REBEL!! And ye three are nothing but second rate when stand’n next t’da “LDK”…LLOYD REES!!
-Lloyd exits. John Salty speaks.-
J. Salty: Ya just seen it folks…
-John Salty takes his hand out of his inside pocket. The trademark flask of the former Ol’Salty is still in the picture, not everything has changed. John Salty takes a big swallow off the flask, turns to the NAPW banner hanging in the background, and tears it down to reveal a REBEL Pro banner.-
J. Salty: Da future!!
-John Salty exits. Scene fades.-
Man: Let me reintroduce t’ya all…
-It’s Ol’Salty!! But, what has happened?! Ol’Salty has lost his stereotypical, fisherman type, outfit for something more, if you want to call it that, modern. The persona of Ol’Salty is no more. We now have the utmost pleasure of dealing with John Salty, “A Manager’s Manager”. What is this all about and where is “The Lemondrop Kid”?!-
J. Salty: T’a man who really needs no introduction!! He is a six time former champion, ENN’s top wrestler of 2006, da man formerly known as “Da Lemondrop Kid” but, now you peons can just call him da “LDK”. Da man d’hat has been hand selected by REBEL Pro t’lead dis new promotion t’da top in da wrasslin world!! He’s da TECHINCAL TERROR!! Da “LDK” LLOYD REES!!
-Enter stage right, the “LDK”, sporting a new look; wrestling gear of black, red stars on knees, elbows, and ass. His new REBEL Pro t-shirt reads “Soul of a REBEL”. His shoulder length hair encircles his face as his new look is completed by well shaped chops and a goatee. The “LDK” starts to speak.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Here is it Larrys!! Da rebirth of “Da Lemondrop Kid”; formed inside da fires d’hat are REBEL Pro, emerge’n on a new land, ready t’conquer everyone and everyting d’hat is put into me path. Dis is a new era, not only fer da “LDK” but fer da entire wrasslin world. REBEL Pro is bound t’become da place where da top in dis business flock, certainly when d’hey see d’hat a wrassler of me stature will be lift’n yet another promotion on his shoulders all da way t’da top!! I did it fer NAPW and I’ll do it fer REBEL!! But, befer REBEL is officially underway…
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: We have some NAPW business t’finalize. D’ere is a little issue of title unification. Da NAPW has decided d’hat, with da open’n of a sister fed, and da unavoidable possibility d’hat people are go’n t’want t’follow da “LDK” in all his decisions, it is time t’unify da NAPW TV Title and da NAPW Provincial Title. But, who deserves t’be involved in dis history make’n match? Well, I guess ya got t’throw in both of da “respected” champions; Chad Kurtis and da so-called Untouchable piece of crap, Kurt Castle but are d’ese guys alone worth hold’n a unified title of dis stature, hell no!! So, Rexy started t’scratch his head; “Who can I put in this match to make it historic? I got it!” Rex decided dis match needed a man, who maybe, can be considered da best NAPW TV Champion of all time, Jeff James. But, dis still wasn’t enough!! Rex needed an ace! A man he knew d’hat would make dis historic match stand out in da halls of time. So, as he paced back in fort in his office it came to him…
-In his best Rex Caliber.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: “I got it!! Who better than the top of wrestler of our time, the man that put the NAPW Provincial Championship on the map, the only man deserving to be the first unified champion on the whole of the NAPW roster...Lloyd Rees!!”
-“LDK” drops the impersonation.-
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: So, make sure ya three Larrys take a look at dis situation da same way our beloved commissioner does!! What yer look’n at here is live’n, walk’n history!! I change da books after every match I take part in and dis unification match of the TV and Provincial titles will just be another chapter in da Rees book of history. Not only will I become da first man t’win a unified title in da NAPW, not only will I become da first man t’dethrone two champions in one match, not only will I become a four time Provincial Champion, but I will solidify me place in da NAPW and da rest of da wrasslin world as da best singles wrassler dis business has seen t’date!!
“LDK” Lloyd Rees: Kurtis, Castle, James; sharp’n yer wits and hone yer skills cause yer look’n at a man on fire, a man with a mean’n, a man with da soul of a REBEL!! And ye three are nothing but second rate when stand’n next t’da “LDK”…LLOYD REES!!
-Lloyd exits. John Salty speaks.-
J. Salty: Ya just seen it folks…
-John Salty takes his hand out of his inside pocket. The trademark flask of the former Ol’Salty is still in the picture, not everything has changed. John Salty takes a big swallow off the flask, turns to the NAPW banner hanging in the background, and tears it down to reveal a REBEL Pro banner.-
J. Salty: Da future!!
-John Salty exits. Scene fades.-