Post by Newfy Jack on Mar 4, 2007 22:02:19 GMT -5
The scene opens in front of the Ceili's Irish Pub and Restaurant. It is located at 2940 Calgary Trail South in Edmonton. You see a grayish blue dodge pick up truck with a white camper on the back pull up in front of the Irish pub. As the camera zooms in, you see Newfy Jack get out of the truck. You also see a bunch empty Newfy Juice cans fall out of the truck. Newfy Jack grabs Charlie out of the truck then shuts the door. He walks around the truck and enters the pub. The camera changes view from outside to inside the pub. Jack gets a booth in the corner of the pub. Newfy Jack is wearing light blue jeans with a Newfoundland flag belt buckle. He also has on a blue plaid vest over top of the white sleeveless shirt. Jack puts Charlie on the table next to him. A young blonde waitress walks over to Jack’s table. Camera zooms in on the table.
Waitress: “Can I take your order, Sir.”
NJ: “Yes. Can I tree pints of Newfy Juice please?”
Waitress: “Three pints of Newfy Juice?”
NJ: “That’s what I said.”
Waitress: “WOW!!! Are you having a celebration for something?”
NJ: “You can say that.”
Waitress: “Congrats on what you are celebrating.”
NJ: “Thanks.”
The waitress walks to the bar to get Newfy Jack’s drinks.
Charlie: “………………”
NJ: “Your right, Charlie!!! They do have some good looking waitresses in Edmonton. If you want to get to know her Charlie why don’t you try to hit on her?”
Charlie: “………………”
NJ: “Do you remember the time I hooked up with the two redheads in Florida. The girl down there couldn’t resist me.”
Charlie: “………………..”
The waitress returns and places the three pints on the table. Then she walks away from the table to assist other costumers.
Charlie: “………………….”
NJ: “Yeah. Our opponent this week is some guy named Sam Finn.”
Charlie: “……………………..”
NJ: “Now you remember? Yeah they were talking shit about how they haven’t heard about us and how I am supposedly chunky! Sam Finn, the reason why u and your bimbo girlfriend haven’t heard of me and Charlie is because both of your heads are in so far in each others asses you don’t understand what’s going on around you. As far as the comment aboot me being chunky. Both of you couldn’t be farther then the truth but you will find that out this Tuesday when you and I are in the squared circle. I am going to embarrass in front of your girlfriend and she is going to look at you with a look. A look like…like the lights are on but no ones home. She is going to realize that you’re not the man she thought you were. That your just a little boy trying to fill a mans shoes. You have no business stepping in the ring with me. You’re just going to get yourself hurt. Like I have said before I am an unstoppable train filled with Newfy Juice and there is no one going to derail me from getting what I want. I suggest to you is that you step off the tracks because if you don’t your just going to end up a blood mess. If you think for one second you scared me with stupid warning aboot here comes the storm. You’re dead wrong. You’re too weak to beat me. You’re a poor excuse of a wrestler. You’re more of a NAPW lackey. I have a better in-ring ability and I am a fan favourite. The only one I see cheering you is your bimbo at ring side. She is going to see how a real wrestler gets things done.”
Newfy Jack picks up one of the pint glasses. Chugs down the Newfy Juice then take the glass and smashes it over his forehead. You see the forehead start to bleed. Jack also starts to laugh.
NJ: “You signed a cheque that your ass can’t cash. I hope you like eating your food through a straw because that’s exactly how you’re going to be eat like after our match. Scared yet, you should be. When I say something I do it. I have ended careers and I have left wrestlers who got too cocky in the center of the ring with physical and emotional scars. You might walk in to the arena but I guarantee you are going to be leave in an ambulance when our match is over. Hope you have your life insurance paid up and your health card present because you going to need them. The clock is ticking for you Sam Finn. The Newfy grim reapper is here. See you this Tuesday.
The camera fade as the scene comes to a close.
Waitress: “Can I take your order, Sir.”
NJ: “Yes. Can I tree pints of Newfy Juice please?”
Waitress: “Three pints of Newfy Juice?”
NJ: “That’s what I said.”
Waitress: “WOW!!! Are you having a celebration for something?”
NJ: “You can say that.”
Waitress: “Congrats on what you are celebrating.”
NJ: “Thanks.”
The waitress walks to the bar to get Newfy Jack’s drinks.
Charlie: “………………”
NJ: “Your right, Charlie!!! They do have some good looking waitresses in Edmonton. If you want to get to know her Charlie why don’t you try to hit on her?”
Charlie: “………………”
NJ: “Do you remember the time I hooked up with the two redheads in Florida. The girl down there couldn’t resist me.”
Charlie: “………………..”
The waitress returns and places the three pints on the table. Then she walks away from the table to assist other costumers.
Charlie: “………………….”
NJ: “Yeah. Our opponent this week is some guy named Sam Finn.”
Charlie: “……………………..”
NJ: “Now you remember? Yeah they were talking shit about how they haven’t heard about us and how I am supposedly chunky! Sam Finn, the reason why u and your bimbo girlfriend haven’t heard of me and Charlie is because both of your heads are in so far in each others asses you don’t understand what’s going on around you. As far as the comment aboot me being chunky. Both of you couldn’t be farther then the truth but you will find that out this Tuesday when you and I are in the squared circle. I am going to embarrass in front of your girlfriend and she is going to look at you with a look. A look like…like the lights are on but no ones home. She is going to realize that you’re not the man she thought you were. That your just a little boy trying to fill a mans shoes. You have no business stepping in the ring with me. You’re just going to get yourself hurt. Like I have said before I am an unstoppable train filled with Newfy Juice and there is no one going to derail me from getting what I want. I suggest to you is that you step off the tracks because if you don’t your just going to end up a blood mess. If you think for one second you scared me with stupid warning aboot here comes the storm. You’re dead wrong. You’re too weak to beat me. You’re a poor excuse of a wrestler. You’re more of a NAPW lackey. I have a better in-ring ability and I am a fan favourite. The only one I see cheering you is your bimbo at ring side. She is going to see how a real wrestler gets things done.”
Newfy Jack picks up one of the pint glasses. Chugs down the Newfy Juice then take the glass and smashes it over his forehead. You see the forehead start to bleed. Jack also starts to laugh.
NJ: “You signed a cheque that your ass can’t cash. I hope you like eating your food through a straw because that’s exactly how you’re going to be eat like after our match. Scared yet, you should be. When I say something I do it. I have ended careers and I have left wrestlers who got too cocky in the center of the ring with physical and emotional scars. You might walk in to the arena but I guarantee you are going to be leave in an ambulance when our match is over. Hope you have your life insurance paid up and your health card present because you going to need them. The clock is ticking for you Sam Finn. The Newfy grim reapper is here. See you this Tuesday.
The camera fade as the scene comes to a close.