Post by D! on Dec 15, 2005 13:03:25 GMT -5
(Lights up, backstage at NAPW. Walking out of a locker room and coming down the hall are D!, with the NAPW title on his shoulder, and Khaos, with his gym bag.)
KHAOS: So anyways, did you see my match? Dude, I totally owned Apocalypse!
D!: (Chuckles.) Yeah, I love how you lured him into a false sense of security, too.
KHAOS: Whatever! The TV Title's as good as mine! I can taste it!
D!: You're doing well, there's no denying that . . .
(Both men stop abruptly when they run into NAPW interviewer Josh Reynolds.)
REYNOLDS: Gentlemen! May I ask what the two of you are talking about?
D!: An Action! well done, Josh, from both an in-ring AND ringside perspective.
KHAOS: [glow=blue,2,300]Yeah, I totally BEAT Apocalypse.[/glow]
D!: Great. Every time he knows a camera's on him, he starts with the voice.
KHAOS: [glow=blue,2,300]Bullets do NOTHING for I am reborn and UNKILLABLE. I WILL win the TV Championship.[/glow]
(D! buries his face in his hands and sighs.)
KHAOS: [glow=blue,2,300]Chris Casino you say that you are the FUTURE but in the future KHAOS wll be champ.[/glow]
D!: Stop that. Casino's my opponent. (To Reynolds.) Anyways, Josh, it's good that you caught the both of us, because it's gonna be a blockbuster weekend leading up to the last 2005 show. You see, on Friday, I'll be hosting the last Friday Night Whyte of 2005, and my guest is going to be none other than Khaos.
KHAOS: [glow=blue,2,300]I think I will survive THE NUCLEAR AGE.[/glow]
D!: Uh-huh. And how fitting is it that Khaos launches his new show, Mega Saturday, and it's pretty obvious who his first guest is gonna be, right, buddy?
(Pause. D! and Reynolds look expectantly at Khaos.)
KHAOS: [glow=blue,2,300]Oh uh I dunno, maybe Static.[/glow]
D!: Static? You do not have Static!
KHAOS: [glow=blue,2,300]On Mega Saturday the rules all go out the window.[/glow]
(Khaos and D! walk past Reynolds, bickering all the way down the hall.)
D!: That doesn't make any sense. Anyways, what about-- (Points to himself.)
KHAOS: [glow=blue,2,300]You should prepare for the CAGE MATCH.[/glow]
D!: I know. (Checks behind his shoulder.) Hey, the camera's gone.
KHAOS: Good stuff. Hey, can I get a ride?
D!: Sure.
KHAOS: Shotgun!
D!: You're the only passenger.
(Lights down.)
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With permission from Khaos.
KHAOS: So anyways, did you see my match? Dude, I totally owned Apocalypse!
D!: (Chuckles.) Yeah, I love how you lured him into a false sense of security, too.
KHAOS: Whatever! The TV Title's as good as mine! I can taste it!
D!: You're doing well, there's no denying that . . .
(Both men stop abruptly when they run into NAPW interviewer Josh Reynolds.)
REYNOLDS: Gentlemen! May I ask what the two of you are talking about?
D!: An Action! well done, Josh, from both an in-ring AND ringside perspective.
KHAOS: [glow=blue,2,300]Yeah, I totally BEAT Apocalypse.[/glow]
D!: Great. Every time he knows a camera's on him, he starts with the voice.
KHAOS: [glow=blue,2,300]Bullets do NOTHING for I am reborn and UNKILLABLE. I WILL win the TV Championship.[/glow]
(D! buries his face in his hands and sighs.)
KHAOS: [glow=blue,2,300]Chris Casino you say that you are the FUTURE but in the future KHAOS wll be champ.[/glow]
D!: Stop that. Casino's my opponent. (To Reynolds.) Anyways, Josh, it's good that you caught the both of us, because it's gonna be a blockbuster weekend leading up to the last 2005 show. You see, on Friday, I'll be hosting the last Friday Night Whyte of 2005, and my guest is going to be none other than Khaos.
KHAOS: [glow=blue,2,300]I think I will survive THE NUCLEAR AGE.[/glow]
D!: Uh-huh. And how fitting is it that Khaos launches his new show, Mega Saturday, and it's pretty obvious who his first guest is gonna be, right, buddy?
(Pause. D! and Reynolds look expectantly at Khaos.)
KHAOS: [glow=blue,2,300]Oh uh I dunno, maybe Static.[/glow]
D!: Static? You do not have Static!
KHAOS: [glow=blue,2,300]On Mega Saturday the rules all go out the window.[/glow]
(Khaos and D! walk past Reynolds, bickering all the way down the hall.)
D!: That doesn't make any sense. Anyways, what about-- (Points to himself.)
KHAOS: [glow=blue,2,300]You should prepare for the CAGE MATCH.[/glow]
D!: I know. (Checks behind his shoulder.) Hey, the camera's gone.
KHAOS: Good stuff. Hey, can I get a ride?
D!: Sure.
KHAOS: Shotgun!
D!: You're the only passenger.
(Lights down.)
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With permission from Khaos.