Post by Jeff James on Mar 3, 2007 22:52:56 GMT -5
OOCNOTE: This promo is days before the "24 Hours of change" Promo[/u]
The scene opens up with Jeff James seated in his home. A look of disappointment crosses his face as he looks into the camera. He seems prepared to head off to the gym.
Jeff James: Retribution...
sighs
Jeff James: Last week I was defeated by Chris Casino of the Untouchables. I blew my title shot. But it isn't going to stop me from doing what I promised I would do. The Untouchables dynasty has overstayed its welcome. They no longer mean anything. They go down to all time lows and pick up Jay O'Brien? C'mon guys! You can do better than that! I mean you already have Kurt Castle...He's bad enough as it is. Why stain your name even more? (chuckles)
You know, I promised the world that I'd end the Untouchables era. This upcoming match is definitely the perfect opportunity. It's like a strike right through their defenses. Their dimwitted brute Kenny Krenshov and their no longer undefeated Jay O'Brien...Both of them in the ring with The Foundation. The odds are against you, and I'm pretty sure The Famous Monsters of Hollyweird and Team Kurtis are going to help you guys out. Hell, they are more likely to team up with the Foundation. I mean what can be better than putting your boot across the "Unstoppable" Jay O'Brien's face and hearing the ref finish their three count? Or maybe looking Kenny Krenshov in the eyes as you force him to tap out? But you see, this is a little more personal than you might think.
Kenny Krenshov you defeated me in my first match in NAPW. That right there was a blow to my dignity. Your hoping this is easy competition like our last encounter but I'm a different man. I've done things you only dream about. The only reason people even know who you are is because you rode the Chris Casino wave. Your nothing without him you know that? Your nothing but an oversized rookie. Same thing with Jay O'Brien. You two let victories get to your head. You know nothing of athletic ability. You know nothing of experience and you know nothing of working hard and giving it your all to win matches.
It's humorous. How you claim you'll end the year of the DOOMriders. How you claim you'll become the best. How Casino claims he's the greatest Pure Honor champion of all time...I'm ending it all whether you like it or not guys. I'm not sure if you even take my seriously when I tell you. But there is no way I'm letting you all plague NAPW any longer. I've also realized that no one here has the balls to step up to you. Not even the NAPW Champ. For some reason they see you as a force to reckon with. While I see everything from a different point of view. What I see if a bunch of bullshit. Krenshov claims his days in jail were difficult, O'Brien claims he's the greatest talent to ever grace our ring, Kurt Castle is a nobody and Chris Casino believes he is actually better than...Me!?
He laughs
Jeff James: When you guys see this I want you to reply to me. Tell me what you really think competition is, what your views are...Actually tell me what you REALLY think about Jeff James. For I know that no matter how hard you try to belittle me you will never be able to deny my accomplishments. I'm truly the greatest thing to occur in NAPW. I surpass DX, Ravager, Lloyd Rees, Rex Caliber and D!
See, I'm the only wrestler in NAPW who believes in respect. In honor and competition. But what really angers me is the fact that no one listens to what I preach. EVERYTIME I try to tell these fools the truth. They push me aside! If everyone in NAPW listened to me instead of being the pathetic little idiots they are today...We'd actually succeed more. Our wrestlers wouldn't of been knocked out of the first and second rounds of TEAM. We'd bring more to the (BLEEP) plate. But NO! We have to go out of our ways to push Jeff James aside. Are you all stupid!? Do you not realize that I have the ability to make and break your careers? If I actually wanted to end someones career short I could of easily done it. Krenshov is lucky The Foundation didn't put his ass in jail for life.
But the really funny part is that no matter how many times we silence his ass HE KEEPS COMING BACK! I mean look at that! Thomas beat him fair and square and what did he do? HE BITCHED AND HE CRIED AND HE COMPLAINED! Then what? HE GOT HIMSELF ARRESTED! Then when he finally comes back. What does he do? HE ATTACKS THE FOUNDATION! Does he really want to get hurt again? Does he really want another beating? Then he came and he ruined a beautiful win for the Foundation against Next Generation.
Krenshov, Krenshov, Krenhov. HOW MORONIC CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE! YOUR NOT EVEN GOOD! YOU (BLEEP)ING SUCK! The only reason you actually make it anywhere in this business is because your tall.
Your not a monster, your not a beast and you sure as hell aren't feared. Whats gonna happen this time Krenshov? When you lose are you going to go and kill someone? Maybe destroy another locker room? Hell, the only reason Eli Potts still sticks with you is because you know when to get on your knees.
Come on Krenshov. Cut a promo talking shit! Show me how "Tough" you are! Come on! Get angry you (BLEEP)ing brute! Go all out on me damn it! But you know what! Your not going to do anything. Because your a bitch. Your all talk and you have absolutely no balls. You don't have what it takes to go toe to toe with me this time Kenny. I mean even The Great Khali can have a better match than you. I came to NAPW for competition. For the real stuff. But what do I get? The shittiest TV Title division known to man. If it wasn't for me that title would of been shelved. Then I get put into the Pure Honor division where there is absolutely no honor involved. Why? Because Chris Casino got his hands on that title. Hm? Who lost to him? I have to thank you for ruining what could of been the best division in NAPW.
Now I have to be involved in a tag-team match. Hell, its not like NAPW's tag division is any good. I mean the best thing we had was DX and I had Kyle beat. THANKS ALOT MIDNIGHT COWBOYS! You guys held the title for what? One week? You were nothing but transitional champions. Dio and I. We could of brought back the glory to that division. What DX and their boring title reigns took away. Hell. Maybe NAPW's dumbass of an owner will fix things up around here. YOU HEAR ME REX!? FIX WHAT THAT CHUMP WINCHELL (BLEEP)ED UP!
Jeff James is going to make history baby. I've already revolutionized the TV Title division and now I'm going to bring an end to The Untouchables and the rest of the garbage that plagues NAPW.
Fade to black
The scene opens up with Jeff James seated in his home. A look of disappointment crosses his face as he looks into the camera. He seems prepared to head off to the gym.
Jeff James: Retribution...
sighs
Jeff James: Last week I was defeated by Chris Casino of the Untouchables. I blew my title shot. But it isn't going to stop me from doing what I promised I would do. The Untouchables dynasty has overstayed its welcome. They no longer mean anything. They go down to all time lows and pick up Jay O'Brien? C'mon guys! You can do better than that! I mean you already have Kurt Castle...He's bad enough as it is. Why stain your name even more? (chuckles)
You know, I promised the world that I'd end the Untouchables era. This upcoming match is definitely the perfect opportunity. It's like a strike right through their defenses. Their dimwitted brute Kenny Krenshov and their no longer undefeated Jay O'Brien...Both of them in the ring with The Foundation. The odds are against you, and I'm pretty sure The Famous Monsters of Hollyweird and Team Kurtis are going to help you guys out. Hell, they are more likely to team up with the Foundation. I mean what can be better than putting your boot across the "Unstoppable" Jay O'Brien's face and hearing the ref finish their three count? Or maybe looking Kenny Krenshov in the eyes as you force him to tap out? But you see, this is a little more personal than you might think.
Kenny Krenshov you defeated me in my first match in NAPW. That right there was a blow to my dignity. Your hoping this is easy competition like our last encounter but I'm a different man. I've done things you only dream about. The only reason people even know who you are is because you rode the Chris Casino wave. Your nothing without him you know that? Your nothing but an oversized rookie. Same thing with Jay O'Brien. You two let victories get to your head. You know nothing of athletic ability. You know nothing of experience and you know nothing of working hard and giving it your all to win matches.
It's humorous. How you claim you'll end the year of the DOOMriders. How you claim you'll become the best. How Casino claims he's the greatest Pure Honor champion of all time...I'm ending it all whether you like it or not guys. I'm not sure if you even take my seriously when I tell you. But there is no way I'm letting you all plague NAPW any longer. I've also realized that no one here has the balls to step up to you. Not even the NAPW Champ. For some reason they see you as a force to reckon with. While I see everything from a different point of view. What I see if a bunch of bullshit. Krenshov claims his days in jail were difficult, O'Brien claims he's the greatest talent to ever grace our ring, Kurt Castle is a nobody and Chris Casino believes he is actually better than...Me!?
He laughs
Jeff James: When you guys see this I want you to reply to me. Tell me what you really think competition is, what your views are...Actually tell me what you REALLY think about Jeff James. For I know that no matter how hard you try to belittle me you will never be able to deny my accomplishments. I'm truly the greatest thing to occur in NAPW. I surpass DX, Ravager, Lloyd Rees, Rex Caliber and D!
See, I'm the only wrestler in NAPW who believes in respect. In honor and competition. But what really angers me is the fact that no one listens to what I preach. EVERYTIME I try to tell these fools the truth. They push me aside! If everyone in NAPW listened to me instead of being the pathetic little idiots they are today...We'd actually succeed more. Our wrestlers wouldn't of been knocked out of the first and second rounds of TEAM. We'd bring more to the (BLEEP) plate. But NO! We have to go out of our ways to push Jeff James aside. Are you all stupid!? Do you not realize that I have the ability to make and break your careers? If I actually wanted to end someones career short I could of easily done it. Krenshov is lucky The Foundation didn't put his ass in jail for life.
But the really funny part is that no matter how many times we silence his ass HE KEEPS COMING BACK! I mean look at that! Thomas beat him fair and square and what did he do? HE BITCHED AND HE CRIED AND HE COMPLAINED! Then what? HE GOT HIMSELF ARRESTED! Then when he finally comes back. What does he do? HE ATTACKS THE FOUNDATION! Does he really want to get hurt again? Does he really want another beating? Then he came and he ruined a beautiful win for the Foundation against Next Generation.
Krenshov, Krenshov, Krenhov. HOW MORONIC CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE! YOUR NOT EVEN GOOD! YOU (BLEEP)ING SUCK! The only reason you actually make it anywhere in this business is because your tall.
Your not a monster, your not a beast and you sure as hell aren't feared. Whats gonna happen this time Krenshov? When you lose are you going to go and kill someone? Maybe destroy another locker room? Hell, the only reason Eli Potts still sticks with you is because you know when to get on your knees.
Come on Krenshov. Cut a promo talking shit! Show me how "Tough" you are! Come on! Get angry you (BLEEP)ing brute! Go all out on me damn it! But you know what! Your not going to do anything. Because your a bitch. Your all talk and you have absolutely no balls. You don't have what it takes to go toe to toe with me this time Kenny. I mean even The Great Khali can have a better match than you. I came to NAPW for competition. For the real stuff. But what do I get? The shittiest TV Title division known to man. If it wasn't for me that title would of been shelved. Then I get put into the Pure Honor division where there is absolutely no honor involved. Why? Because Chris Casino got his hands on that title. Hm? Who lost to him? I have to thank you for ruining what could of been the best division in NAPW.
Now I have to be involved in a tag-team match. Hell, its not like NAPW's tag division is any good. I mean the best thing we had was DX and I had Kyle beat. THANKS ALOT MIDNIGHT COWBOYS! You guys held the title for what? One week? You were nothing but transitional champions. Dio and I. We could of brought back the glory to that division. What DX and their boring title reigns took away. Hell. Maybe NAPW's dumbass of an owner will fix things up around here. YOU HEAR ME REX!? FIX WHAT THAT CHUMP WINCHELL (BLEEP)ED UP!
Jeff James is going to make history baby. I've already revolutionized the TV Title division and now I'm going to bring an end to The Untouchables and the rest of the garbage that plagues NAPW.
Fade to black