Post by Bobby O'Brady on Mar 3, 2007 13:24:42 GMT -5
Edmonton, Alberta. Outside the home of Leland Conrad, Attorney at Law. He walks out, talking into his cell phone.
Conrad: No, nothing yet. Malone or Winchell or whatever we're supposed to call him really did a number on your contract. ... I know it's weird, I mean, he hated D-X more, and yet it was so simple to lift the stipulation that got them split up. ... Yeah, I know it doesn't matter in the end about that. But we do have stuff of our own to worry about. I'm making some calls. I actually may have something that'll work in our favor, but that's something for another day. Just keep doing what you're doing, and I'll...
Leland stops in his tracks. He sees the camera filming him.
Conrad: I'll call you back, Al. (turns off phone, and walks towards the camera) This is private property! How many times do I have to tell you...
The camera goes black. Cut to The Famous Monsters of Hollyweird, along with their manager, Wolfboy.
Wolfboy: Awooooooooo!! We're back babies, and we're not going to let one loss get us down. No way. The Untouchable cats may have put us down, but we're not out! And now we're heading for a Battle Royal this Tuesday, with a Tag title shot on the lone. Now, you'd think the fact that we beat the number one contenders would give us some more standing. But, it's not like we ever got a lot of respect around here. I mean, how many months did we toil, getting win after win only for...
Frankie pokes Wolfboy in the back. Mikey shakes his head "no".
Pause
Wolfboy: ... Right! We've only been here a few weeks. But we've toiled! I mean, there was that attack last week from the former denizens of Hollyweird that proved too complicated and violent to show on NAPW TV. ... Yeah. We do have this clip we can show.
Cut to a shot of five garbage cans. The legs of "Leatherface", "The Tall Man", "Freddie", "Jason", and "Predator" can be seen sticking out of each one.
"The Tall Man": (muffled) Hello?
Cut back to the Monsters.
Wolfboy: Bet you were expecting a more satisfying payoff to that! Well, we never do what's expected! That's what'll give us our edge!
It's amazing. Even with the masks, we can see Frankie and Mikey roll their eyes.
Wolfboy: This Tuesday. We get our revenge against The Untouchables. We take down the Foundation! We get some satisfaction against The Midnight Cowboys! ... even though we've never faced them before, and have no prior history. Team Kurtis. Jeff James and Dio Muerte. All will fall, before the Famous Monsters of Hollyweird! Awooooooooooooooo!!!
As we fade to black, Mikey and Frankie walk off, shaking their heads.
Wolfboy: What? I think I covered pretty well...
Blackout.
Conrad: No, nothing yet. Malone or Winchell or whatever we're supposed to call him really did a number on your contract. ... I know it's weird, I mean, he hated D-X more, and yet it was so simple to lift the stipulation that got them split up. ... Yeah, I know it doesn't matter in the end about that. But we do have stuff of our own to worry about. I'm making some calls. I actually may have something that'll work in our favor, but that's something for another day. Just keep doing what you're doing, and I'll...
Leland stops in his tracks. He sees the camera filming him.
Conrad: I'll call you back, Al. (turns off phone, and walks towards the camera) This is private property! How many times do I have to tell you...
The camera goes black. Cut to The Famous Monsters of Hollyweird, along with their manager, Wolfboy.
Wolfboy: Awooooooooo!! We're back babies, and we're not going to let one loss get us down. No way. The Untouchable cats may have put us down, but we're not out! And now we're heading for a Battle Royal this Tuesday, with a Tag title shot on the lone. Now, you'd think the fact that we beat the number one contenders would give us some more standing. But, it's not like we ever got a lot of respect around here. I mean, how many months did we toil, getting win after win only for...
Frankie pokes Wolfboy in the back. Mikey shakes his head "no".
Pause
Wolfboy: ... Right! We've only been here a few weeks. But we've toiled! I mean, there was that attack last week from the former denizens of Hollyweird that proved too complicated and violent to show on NAPW TV. ... Yeah. We do have this clip we can show.
Cut to a shot of five garbage cans. The legs of "Leatherface", "The Tall Man", "Freddie", "Jason", and "Predator" can be seen sticking out of each one.
"The Tall Man": (muffled) Hello?
Cut back to the Monsters.
Wolfboy: Bet you were expecting a more satisfying payoff to that! Well, we never do what's expected! That's what'll give us our edge!
It's amazing. Even with the masks, we can see Frankie and Mikey roll their eyes.
Wolfboy: This Tuesday. We get our revenge against The Untouchables. We take down the Foundation! We get some satisfaction against The Midnight Cowboys! ... even though we've never faced them before, and have no prior history. Team Kurtis. Jeff James and Dio Muerte. All will fall, before the Famous Monsters of Hollyweird! Awooooooooooooooo!!!
As we fade to black, Mikey and Frankie walk off, shaking their heads.
Wolfboy: What? I think I covered pretty well...
Blackout.