Post by Bobby O'Brady on Feb 25, 2007 16:29:52 GMT -5
We are in the sewers beneath the city of Calgary. The "Predator" is leading The Famous Monsters of Hollyweird, along with Wolfboy, on some kind of insane journey.
"Predator" : Here we are men! Hope that trip down the ladder didn't take too much out of you!
Wolfboy: Why would it?
"Predator" : Sorry, not everybody shares my warrior's conditioning. Now, if we can get a battle plan ready in time, we should be able to fend off the attacks of the Hollyweird miscreants!
Wolfboy: You really don't have to do this. My boys are more than capable..
"Predator": Are they? Are they really? Can they handle the Untouchables duo, as well as the combined attack of Hollyweird's finest?
Wolfboy: ... Probably. I mean, the Hollyweird guys don't strike me as...
"Predator" : You damn fool! Little do you know the scheming going on in Leatherface's castle right now!
Cut to "Jason" and "Freddy" on a couch. There is a bowl of chips in front of them as they watch TV.
"Freddy": Man. If Eddie Murphy doesn't win Best Supporting Actor, I'm never watching the Oscars again!
"Jason": Mmf mmth mmth mmmmth mmmth!
"Freddy" : Yes, I know I say that every year.
"Leatherface" walks into the room.
"Leatherface": Ooo! What's Beyonce wearing?
Cut back to the tunnels.
"Predator": We can not take any risk here! Together we will fight off the hordes of Hollyweird! And maybe after you can get me a meeting with Rex Caliber about a job...
Wolfboy: You know, we have a big match too. And momentum we need to keep up with. Krenshov and O'Brien are two dangerous competitors.
"Predator": You have no worries! Not with the Predator in attendance!
They come to a ladder.
"Predator": Ah, here we are! Up we go gentlemen! This should take you right to your hotel!
Pause
Wolfboy: Why did we have to travel through the sewers if we were just going to our hotel?
Pause
"Predator": I have some head shots and match tapes in my room. I think I could fit in quite well with your group. Just let me show you!
He starts to climb the ladder.
Wolfboy: (turning to Frankie and Mikey) You still think this is a better idea than an extended vacation?
Frankie shrugs his shoulders. Mikey shakes his head as they climb up the ladder.
This may be To Be Continued, depending on when the Oscars end. Otherwise:
Fade To Black
"Predator" : Here we are men! Hope that trip down the ladder didn't take too much out of you!
Wolfboy: Why would it?
"Predator" : Sorry, not everybody shares my warrior's conditioning. Now, if we can get a battle plan ready in time, we should be able to fend off the attacks of the Hollyweird miscreants!
Wolfboy: You really don't have to do this. My boys are more than capable..
"Predator": Are they? Are they really? Can they handle the Untouchables duo, as well as the combined attack of Hollyweird's finest?
Wolfboy: ... Probably. I mean, the Hollyweird guys don't strike me as...
"Predator" : You damn fool! Little do you know the scheming going on in Leatherface's castle right now!
Cut to "Jason" and "Freddy" on a couch. There is a bowl of chips in front of them as they watch TV.
"Freddy": Man. If Eddie Murphy doesn't win Best Supporting Actor, I'm never watching the Oscars again!
"Jason": Mmf mmth mmth mmmmth mmmth!
"Freddy" : Yes, I know I say that every year.
"Leatherface" walks into the room.
"Leatherface": Ooo! What's Beyonce wearing?
Cut back to the tunnels.
"Predator": We can not take any risk here! Together we will fight off the hordes of Hollyweird! And maybe after you can get me a meeting with Rex Caliber about a job...
Wolfboy: You know, we have a big match too. And momentum we need to keep up with. Krenshov and O'Brien are two dangerous competitors.
"Predator": You have no worries! Not with the Predator in attendance!
They come to a ladder.
"Predator": Ah, here we are! Up we go gentlemen! This should take you right to your hotel!
Pause
Wolfboy: Why did we have to travel through the sewers if we were just going to our hotel?
Pause
"Predator": I have some head shots and match tapes in my room. I think I could fit in quite well with your group. Just let me show you!
He starts to climb the ladder.
Wolfboy: (turning to Frankie and Mikey) You still think this is a better idea than an extended vacation?
Frankie shrugs his shoulders. Mikey shakes his head as they climb up the ladder.
This may be To Be Continued, depending on when the Oscars end. Otherwise:
Fade To Black