Post by Jeff James on Feb 25, 2007 13:23:29 GMT -5
We open up with Jeff James sitting in his home. A box lays on its side with its contents spilled upon a table. Theres a TV adjacent to Jeff. What you see is Chris Casino in another horrible excuse of a wrestling match.
Jeff James: Like all eras...They come to an end.
He takes a deep breath and continues
Jeff James: The era of The Untouchables is upon us. Chris Casino, Kenny Krenshov, Kurt Castle and Jay O'Brien. All four looking for their niche in this business. They hope to find it by using brute force and "ending" the careers of the ones in their way.
Its as if they are attempting to create a dynasty. Although this one won't be as legendary as the Romans, the Han, The Three Kingdoms, The Barakzai, The Ottoman or the many others that have ran this place we call earth. The Untouchables fail in many aspects. They believe that brute force will be capable of defeating tactics. For you see, our exsistance... The way we live life is all due to tactics. If it wasn't for tactics then Neanderthals would still walk this earth. They relied on brute force. Then when our species first inhabited this earth we outsmarted the Neanderthals. Its survival of the fittest. They became instinct and we flourished.
Yet your still here. The Untouchables rose from the ground in an attempt to reign supreme but in the end they will driven into the ground. Power only brings you so far Casino...Krenshov...Castle...O'Brien...
(pauses) Does this make sense to you? Is your mind able to comprehend all of this? Or are you amazingly the last Neanderthals to walk this planet? Hoping to keep your species alive by striving to be the best? I stand here the tactician...The underdog...The man who's never tasted "real" competition. Isn't that right Chris?
You speak of the TV Title division as if it was the dirt under your boots. But thats where the future of this business lies. You may of beaten heavyweight champions and you may have beaten the best this world has to offer. But I've beaten the kids with heart. The kids who struggle to maintain their footing in this business. The ones with hopes and dreams. You've solidified your spot Casino. These kids are trying to climb the ladder without arms. Yet they try and try and try. Thats how I know they are better than you. Because no matter what is thrown in their face they come back to this job day in and day out. They give it their ALL when it comes to this job. These kids will fill your spot when your done. When your era comes to an end this is the future of wrestling...I am the future of wrestling. Your washed up. Your the emperor struggling to keep things together. Your downfall is inevitable. It happens to everyone. Even the best die.
I see through your facade Chris. You claim to be the greatest technical wrestler. You boast about not losing in singles competition in the past three months. (claps) Congratulations Chris. Thats amazing.
You believe I am not in your league. Yet there was that point in your career where you were in my position. Fresh into how things work. You had a mind filled with intentions. Although I doubt any of them came to be true. You disgraced the Yellow Chickens name when you called him a retard. Yet surprisingly he still holds a record that you don't. The longest winning streak...The streak that I ended. you must not forget that I am the longest reigning TV Champion and that I have the most successful title defenses in NAPW history. You call me out of your league? In the near future I plan on ending your Pure Honor streak as well. I've done it before What's stopping me now Chris?
The Pure Honor division...Have you ever asked yourself what that really stands for? Or do you not give a shit? The aforementioned division means alot to me. Although this will be my first pure honor competition. You must keep in mind that I've wrestled the past few months clean. Showing respect to everyone. Do you respect your opponents Casino? Are you honorable in that ring? Or are you another sly pig who cheats his way through things?
This brings me back to the subject I spoke alot about in the last few minutes...Tactics. The Pure Honor division stresses tactics. You get three rope breaks. Do you think you can keep those rope breaks against me? You call yourself the greatest technical wrestler in NAPW history but don't believe that. The greatest technical is the Yellow Chicken. Hands down. You wouldn't last 5 minutes against him. I've learned alot in my tenure here in NAPW. I've learned new ways to wrestle, I've learned how to become a ring general, I've learned how to be strategic, how to see what your opponent is going to do before he even thinks about doing it. You've watched my matches but you don't know how I wrestle Casino. You don't know what I do, how I do it and when I do it. I go into that ring and I adapt to your style of wrestling. Incorporate mines and my offense is unstoppable and my defense is impenetrable. Bring Krenshov, Castle and O'Brien to the ring. Face me in a four on one if you wish. Tactics always succeed. Jump me if you want. Attack me back stage. Tie my hand behind my back. Blindfold me. Hell I'll even wrestle on my stomach. Your technical wrestling ability is amazing indeed. But when it gets to your head you slack. Regardless what you may believe you slack.Believe me.
Dynasties crumble and eras end.
And so will The Untouchables...I'll make sure of it.
Fade to black
Jeff James: Like all eras...They come to an end.
He takes a deep breath and continues
Jeff James: The era of The Untouchables is upon us. Chris Casino, Kenny Krenshov, Kurt Castle and Jay O'Brien. All four looking for their niche in this business. They hope to find it by using brute force and "ending" the careers of the ones in their way.
Its as if they are attempting to create a dynasty. Although this one won't be as legendary as the Romans, the Han, The Three Kingdoms, The Barakzai, The Ottoman or the many others that have ran this place we call earth. The Untouchables fail in many aspects. They believe that brute force will be capable of defeating tactics. For you see, our exsistance... The way we live life is all due to tactics. If it wasn't for tactics then Neanderthals would still walk this earth. They relied on brute force. Then when our species first inhabited this earth we outsmarted the Neanderthals. Its survival of the fittest. They became instinct and we flourished.
Yet your still here. The Untouchables rose from the ground in an attempt to reign supreme but in the end they will driven into the ground. Power only brings you so far Casino...Krenshov...Castle...O'Brien...
(pauses) Does this make sense to you? Is your mind able to comprehend all of this? Or are you amazingly the last Neanderthals to walk this planet? Hoping to keep your species alive by striving to be the best? I stand here the tactician...The underdog...The man who's never tasted "real" competition. Isn't that right Chris?
You speak of the TV Title division as if it was the dirt under your boots. But thats where the future of this business lies. You may of beaten heavyweight champions and you may have beaten the best this world has to offer. But I've beaten the kids with heart. The kids who struggle to maintain their footing in this business. The ones with hopes and dreams. You've solidified your spot Casino. These kids are trying to climb the ladder without arms. Yet they try and try and try. Thats how I know they are better than you. Because no matter what is thrown in their face they come back to this job day in and day out. They give it their ALL when it comes to this job. These kids will fill your spot when your done. When your era comes to an end this is the future of wrestling...I am the future of wrestling. Your washed up. Your the emperor struggling to keep things together. Your downfall is inevitable. It happens to everyone. Even the best die.
I see through your facade Chris. You claim to be the greatest technical wrestler. You boast about not losing in singles competition in the past three months. (claps) Congratulations Chris. Thats amazing.
You believe I am not in your league. Yet there was that point in your career where you were in my position. Fresh into how things work. You had a mind filled with intentions. Although I doubt any of them came to be true. You disgraced the Yellow Chickens name when you called him a retard. Yet surprisingly he still holds a record that you don't. The longest winning streak...The streak that I ended. you must not forget that I am the longest reigning TV Champion and that I have the most successful title defenses in NAPW history. You call me out of your league? In the near future I plan on ending your Pure Honor streak as well. I've done it before What's stopping me now Chris?
The Pure Honor division...Have you ever asked yourself what that really stands for? Or do you not give a shit? The aforementioned division means alot to me. Although this will be my first pure honor competition. You must keep in mind that I've wrestled the past few months clean. Showing respect to everyone. Do you respect your opponents Casino? Are you honorable in that ring? Or are you another sly pig who cheats his way through things?
This brings me back to the subject I spoke alot about in the last few minutes...Tactics. The Pure Honor division stresses tactics. You get three rope breaks. Do you think you can keep those rope breaks against me? You call yourself the greatest technical wrestler in NAPW history but don't believe that. The greatest technical is the Yellow Chicken. Hands down. You wouldn't last 5 minutes against him. I've learned alot in my tenure here in NAPW. I've learned new ways to wrestle, I've learned how to become a ring general, I've learned how to be strategic, how to see what your opponent is going to do before he even thinks about doing it. You've watched my matches but you don't know how I wrestle Casino. You don't know what I do, how I do it and when I do it. I go into that ring and I adapt to your style of wrestling. Incorporate mines and my offense is unstoppable and my defense is impenetrable. Bring Krenshov, Castle and O'Brien to the ring. Face me in a four on one if you wish. Tactics always succeed. Jump me if you want. Attack me back stage. Tie my hand behind my back. Blindfold me. Hell I'll even wrestle on my stomach. Your technical wrestling ability is amazing indeed. But when it gets to your head you slack. Regardless what you may believe you slack.Believe me.
Dynasties crumble and eras end.
And so will The Untouchables...I'll make sure of it.
Fade to black