Post by "LDK" Lloyd Rees on Feb 24, 2007 18:31:34 GMT -5
~The main event of an NAPW house show has just come to an end and people are preparing to leave the jam-packed arena in Red Deer, Alberta when the sudden burst of sound brings the NAPW faithful back to their seats. The sound is none other than the accordion instrumental of “Fighting 59”. From behind the curtain comes “Manager t’da Stars” Ol’Salty, who looks rather red and itchy, and “The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees. Rees is still sporting his ridiculous brown robes, The Republic of Newfoundland title hangs, shinning, over his shoulder. The evil Newfie duo makes their way to the ring and enters to a chorus of boos. Like water on a ducks back, Lloyd ignores the reaction from the crowd, climbs the corner and presents himself and the RoN title to the people like he is some sort of a wrestling god, or messiah as he would say. Ol’Salty has the microphone and he starts, what is sure to be, an in-ring that the NAPW faithful will be glad they returned for.~
Ol’Salty: Ravager! How dare ya play dis childish trick on me, poison ivy in the flowers? What kind of man are ya? Look at me! I’m covered in dis rash and it itches so frig’n bad! Christ Ravager!! You’ll pay fer dis!
~Lloyd takes the microphone from the enraged Ol’Salty, draws back the hood of his robe, and starts to speak.~
“The Lemondrop Kid”: Sorry?! No Ravager, let me be the one t’say I’m sorry. Why ya ask? Well, I’m sorry d’hat instead of defend’n yer NAPW Championship against a Larry like Evan Cartwright, yer first and only defense of d’hat title d’hat ya so wrongly wear around yer waist has t’come against da man born t’be da top dog, da true NAPW Champion...“Da Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees!!
“The Lemondrop Kid”: Now Ravager, ya can make all da excuse ya want about not want’n t’step in da ring with me; ya want revenge against Da Untouchables, yer busy represent’n da NAPW t’da best of yer abilities in da TEAM tournament, ya hoped t’have da easy defense against Cartwright, but tings didn’t work out d’hat way did d’hey Ravager!! It takes a big man t’admit d’hat he is scared, but its ok Ravager. I know ya can do it!! Just make it easier on yerself and everyone else and tell da truth, ya fear LLOYD REES!! And who wouldn’t?! Everyone knows what I have done here!! Multiple title reigns, destroy’n all da so-called greats t’make way fer me own rise t’da top!!
~Fans start to exit the building, tired of listening to Lloyd’s ranting.~
“The Lemondrop Kid”: Maybe yer right about two tings though Ravager. One, yer not a paper Champion and I apologize fer d’hat comment. Yer more of a transitional Champion, much like Bickle and Cartwright, hold’n d’hat belt until it is time, time fer da true Champion, da Champion of men, da universes eternal gift t’wrasslin’n t’claim d’hat Championship and raise it high into da air fer all da believes t’see. D’hen, and only d’hen, will da NAPW be cured from da disease d’hat people like you, Ravager, have infected dis company with.
“The Lemondrop Kid”: Secondly, yer right t’say d’ere is no shame in lose’n, as long as yer name is not Lloyd Rees!! Win or loss t’me Ravager, at least ya can tell yer mudder, yer father, yer wife, and yer children d’hat ya went one on one with da greatest NAPW Champion of all time. Prepare fer Tuesday Ravager, cause da time has come! Da era of Rees is upon us and soon all da pain will be gone!
~Lloyd and Ol’Salty exit the ring and head back stage to boos from the have empty arena. The last image is Ol'Salty scratching his neck as the scene fades.~
Ol’Salty: Ravager! How dare ya play dis childish trick on me, poison ivy in the flowers? What kind of man are ya? Look at me! I’m covered in dis rash and it itches so frig’n bad! Christ Ravager!! You’ll pay fer dis!
~Lloyd takes the microphone from the enraged Ol’Salty, draws back the hood of his robe, and starts to speak.~
“The Lemondrop Kid”: Sorry?! No Ravager, let me be the one t’say I’m sorry. Why ya ask? Well, I’m sorry d’hat instead of defend’n yer NAPW Championship against a Larry like Evan Cartwright, yer first and only defense of d’hat title d’hat ya so wrongly wear around yer waist has t’come against da man born t’be da top dog, da true NAPW Champion...“Da Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees!!
“The Lemondrop Kid”: Now Ravager, ya can make all da excuse ya want about not want’n t’step in da ring with me; ya want revenge against Da Untouchables, yer busy represent’n da NAPW t’da best of yer abilities in da TEAM tournament, ya hoped t’have da easy defense against Cartwright, but tings didn’t work out d’hat way did d’hey Ravager!! It takes a big man t’admit d’hat he is scared, but its ok Ravager. I know ya can do it!! Just make it easier on yerself and everyone else and tell da truth, ya fear LLOYD REES!! And who wouldn’t?! Everyone knows what I have done here!! Multiple title reigns, destroy’n all da so-called greats t’make way fer me own rise t’da top!!
~Fans start to exit the building, tired of listening to Lloyd’s ranting.~
“The Lemondrop Kid”: Maybe yer right about two tings though Ravager. One, yer not a paper Champion and I apologize fer d’hat comment. Yer more of a transitional Champion, much like Bickle and Cartwright, hold’n d’hat belt until it is time, time fer da true Champion, da Champion of men, da universes eternal gift t’wrasslin’n t’claim d’hat Championship and raise it high into da air fer all da believes t’see. D’hen, and only d’hen, will da NAPW be cured from da disease d’hat people like you, Ravager, have infected dis company with.
“The Lemondrop Kid”: Secondly, yer right t’say d’ere is no shame in lose’n, as long as yer name is not Lloyd Rees!! Win or loss t’me Ravager, at least ya can tell yer mudder, yer father, yer wife, and yer children d’hat ya went one on one with da greatest NAPW Champion of all time. Prepare fer Tuesday Ravager, cause da time has come! Da era of Rees is upon us and soon all da pain will be gone!
~Lloyd and Ol’Salty exit the ring and head back stage to boos from the have empty arena. The last image is Ol'Salty scratching his neck as the scene fades.~