Post by Bobby O'Brady on Feb 24, 2007 14:03:51 GMT -5
It's a dark and stormy night. Lightning flashes across the sky. Thunder booms. The rain pours down, washing away the dirt, the grime, and some would say, the sins of the past day. We see a creepy castle in the background, which gets momentarily lit up when lightning flashes behind it. We cut to inside, which looks... less impressive. Actually, it looks like someone's basement. A group of "monsters" gather around a card table. ... Playing cards.
"Leatherface"
sounding suspiciously like DJ Wigger) So, I see two of our own have made a bit of a splash in the NAPW. Only at the expense of their legacies! Look at how they act! Shoveling snow! Helping people! Bah!
"Jason" : (and no, not the Jason who previously wrestled in NAPW. This one sounds a bit like... well, can't quite make out who he sounds like, what with the mask...) Mmmf mff mmmmmffth!
"Freddy": ( Okay, I'm pretty sure this one's Sakura ) Indeed, Jason. They do need to be taught a lesson! But do we leave the beating to their opponents? Krenshov and O'Brien have proven themselves to be more than capable of delivering sound beatings to their opponents!
"The Tall Man": (from Phantasm. ... Anyone? Other than Brion I mean? ... But seriously, can you think of anything better for Big Mitch?!) We can not take that chance! Frankie and Mikey have already scored one impressive upset in NAPW. And any further wins will just gain more attention to their blasphemous ways! We must turn them back to the dark side! ... And failing that, we at least take them out and get NAPW to hire us as the "New and Improved Famous Monsters of Hollyweird"!
All the monsters shout in agreement. At least I think Jason's shouting. Who can tell with the mask?
"The Tall Man" : So we are in agreement! The denizens of Hollyweird will descend on the NAPW!
All Gathered: Yah!
"The Tall Man" : The poor fools will never know what hit them. They should be afraid! Very afraid! (He laughs evilly)
We cut to a school yard in Calgary. Frankie and Mikey, The Famous Monsters of Hollyweird, are painting the outside of the school. Wolfboy stands with the school principle.
Principle: This is truly appreciated. The school has been looking run down for so long. Hopefully this will help us increase enrollment so we don't have to close.
Wolfboy: All in a days work for us, Mr. Principle! Once they're done here, they'll get to work on fixing that front window for you. You'll have no problem filling the classrooms once we're done! Awoooooo!
Principle: But don't you guys have a match to prepare for?
Wolfboy: Against The Untouchables, you mean? Yeah, those two are some scary cats, let me tell ya! O'Brien is scary talented, and Krenshov? He just makes your heart stop with a glare. But he won't be the only monster in that ring! Frankie and Mikey have made a living on smashing anything in their path! And Krenshov is just a big wall that they'll knock down. Awoooooo!
An adorable blue eyed child approaches Wolfboy.
Child: (wide eyed with innocence) Excuse me, Mister Wolfboy sir?
Wolfboy: Yes my little friend, what can we do for ya? Are you having a bully problem?
Child: Well, yes, but not today. I just thought you should know, there's a strange man hanging around out back. I told one of the teachers to check it out, but he said you really need to see this.
Wolfboy and the Principle raise some eyebrows at this, and they quickly rush to the back of the school followed by the lumbering Monsters. We see some knocked over trash cans, and hear some rustling around. As the camera moves forward, a figure emerges from the shadows...
Wolfboy: Oh, this can't be good...
"Predator": (no, not that one... at least... I don't think that one...) Thank goodness I found you! A terrible danger is approaching from Hollyweird! I've come to help! ... And also to see if there are any job openings in NAPW...
Frankie and Mikey slap their hands to their foreheads.
Wolfboy: Wow. This is going to get irritating fast...
Fade to Black
To Be Continued.
"Leatherface"
sounding suspiciously like DJ Wigger) So, I see two of our own have made a bit of a splash in the NAPW. Only at the expense of their legacies! Look at how they act! Shoveling snow! Helping people! Bah! "Jason" : (and no, not the Jason who previously wrestled in NAPW. This one sounds a bit like... well, can't quite make out who he sounds like, what with the mask...) Mmmf mff mmmmmffth!
"Freddy": ( Okay, I'm pretty sure this one's Sakura ) Indeed, Jason. They do need to be taught a lesson! But do we leave the beating to their opponents? Krenshov and O'Brien have proven themselves to be more than capable of delivering sound beatings to their opponents!
"The Tall Man": (from Phantasm. ... Anyone? Other than Brion I mean? ... But seriously, can you think of anything better for Big Mitch?!) We can not take that chance! Frankie and Mikey have already scored one impressive upset in NAPW. And any further wins will just gain more attention to their blasphemous ways! We must turn them back to the dark side! ... And failing that, we at least take them out and get NAPW to hire us as the "New and Improved Famous Monsters of Hollyweird"!
All the monsters shout in agreement. At least I think Jason's shouting. Who can tell with the mask?
"The Tall Man" : So we are in agreement! The denizens of Hollyweird will descend on the NAPW!
All Gathered: Yah!
"The Tall Man" : The poor fools will never know what hit them. They should be afraid! Very afraid! (He laughs evilly)
We cut to a school yard in Calgary. Frankie and Mikey, The Famous Monsters of Hollyweird, are painting the outside of the school. Wolfboy stands with the school principle.
Principle: This is truly appreciated. The school has been looking run down for so long. Hopefully this will help us increase enrollment so we don't have to close.
Wolfboy: All in a days work for us, Mr. Principle! Once they're done here, they'll get to work on fixing that front window for you. You'll have no problem filling the classrooms once we're done! Awoooooo!
Principle: But don't you guys have a match to prepare for?
Wolfboy: Against The Untouchables, you mean? Yeah, those two are some scary cats, let me tell ya! O'Brien is scary talented, and Krenshov? He just makes your heart stop with a glare. But he won't be the only monster in that ring! Frankie and Mikey have made a living on smashing anything in their path! And Krenshov is just a big wall that they'll knock down. Awoooooo!
An adorable blue eyed child approaches Wolfboy.
Child: (wide eyed with innocence) Excuse me, Mister Wolfboy sir?
Wolfboy: Yes my little friend, what can we do for ya? Are you having a bully problem?
Child: Well, yes, but not today. I just thought you should know, there's a strange man hanging around out back. I told one of the teachers to check it out, but he said you really need to see this.
Wolfboy and the Principle raise some eyebrows at this, and they quickly rush to the back of the school followed by the lumbering Monsters. We see some knocked over trash cans, and hear some rustling around. As the camera moves forward, a figure emerges from the shadows...
Wolfboy: Oh, this can't be good...
"Predator": (no, not that one... at least... I don't think that one...) Thank goodness I found you! A terrible danger is approaching from Hollyweird! I've come to help! ... And also to see if there are any job openings in NAPW...
Frankie and Mikey slap their hands to their foreheads.
Wolfboy: Wow. This is going to get irritating fast...
Fade to Black
To Be Continued.