Post by Newfy Jack on Feb 23, 2007 6:55:31 GMT -5
The scene opens with the camera zoomed in on the flight schedule for that day. Then you hear a voice come over the loud speaker saying the flight from Regina has just arrived at terminal b. The voice also thanked the passenger coming from Regina for flying with Air Canada. The camera zooms out and shows the tunnel where the arrivals come through. Suddenly you see Newfy Jack walk through the tunnel with a black gym bag in the right hand. Behind Jack you see a sign saying “Welcome to Calgary International Airport”. Newfy Jack is wearing a Newfoundland Rock rugby jersey and light blue jeans. As Jack makes his way to the baggage claim area, the cameraman follows. Jack picks up a black suit case and wheels it a long side him as he leaves the baggage claim area. Jack stands outside in front of the airport waiting for his ride to the hotel. Jack puts on a black Columbian winter jacket on and as the cameraman gets closer to Newfy Jack. You notice Jack is talking to someone but no one is there. All of a sudden Jack pulls a cod fish out of the black gym bag.
NJ: “I am sorry I had to put you in a bag, Charlie! But I didn’t have enough money to pay for another plane ticket. Why are you looking at me like that? It’s not like you paid for your flight here. You’re lucky I snuck you on the fight here instead of making you pay for your ticket.”
Charlie: “………………..?”
NJ: “With what money? The money you stole off of me in last night poker game. I still think you cheated me out of my money!!! My pair of two’s beats your two aces and tree queens.”
Charlie: “……………….”
NJ: “You shouldn’t argue with me, Charlie. I know what I am talking aboot.”
Charlie: “………………….”
Newfy Jack looks right at the NAPW cameraman. The NAPW cameraman in standing in front of Jack.
NJ: “Your right aboot one thing! I did beat Dez Carter this past week on TNF by giving him a Trimmin’. Believe it or not he actually though he could win against me. I have more talent in one finger then he has in his whole body. Dez Carter can surely act though. He likes do portray himself as a wannabe wrestler!!! He likes to talk the talk but stumbles when he tries to walk. He thought he was so funny when he made his comments aboot me not knowing this and that. Why would I watch tapes of you, Dez Carter? What would I have to gain by watching them? The only thing I would gain from your tapes is the knowledge on how to be a jobber in the NAPW. NAPW reminds me of the game of bowling. They can set up a match between me verse anyone from the roster and when the smoke clears and the dust settles. It will be me knocking down everyone!!! The more wrestlers I knock down the more I get notice and given title shots. My number one goal is to one day hold the biggest prize in the NAPW. The NAPW Championship!!!!!! But to be granted that opportunity I need to bowl a strike! This weeks TNF show will known as Road For The Gold but my quest to for my goal in NAPW begins now. Last week it was Dez Carter. This week another wrestler will fall victim to a Trimmin’ and this victim is "The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis. I am going to put Mathew Kurtis through the ringer. The only thing that this Kurtis guy has on me is five inches in height but as soon as the bell goes off to start the match those five inches won’t mean shit! I am an unstoppable freightliner fueled by Newfy Juice and I will be going full speed right through Calgary this Tuesday. My advice to you Mathew Kurtis is to stay off the tracks if you know what’s good for you. Because you won’t want Lyndsey Valentine to see you all mangled in a hospital bed after our match at TNF. “
A bus pulls up to the bus terminal across the road where Jack is standing. The bus is taking passengers to their hotels.
NJ: “I could probably stand here all day telling the NAPW fans how I am going to beat Mathew Kurtis but I got a bus to catch. Mathew Kurtis you better be prepared to get your ass handed to you this Tuesday.”
Newfy Jack walks off towards the bus with Charlie in one hand and his luggage in the other. The scene comes to a close as the screen fades to black.
NJ: “I am sorry I had to put you in a bag, Charlie! But I didn’t have enough money to pay for another plane ticket. Why are you looking at me like that? It’s not like you paid for your flight here. You’re lucky I snuck you on the fight here instead of making you pay for your ticket.”
Charlie: “………………..?”
NJ: “With what money? The money you stole off of me in last night poker game. I still think you cheated me out of my money!!! My pair of two’s beats your two aces and tree queens.”
Charlie: “……………….”
NJ: “You shouldn’t argue with me, Charlie. I know what I am talking aboot.”
Charlie: “………………….”
Newfy Jack looks right at the NAPW cameraman. The NAPW cameraman in standing in front of Jack.
NJ: “Your right aboot one thing! I did beat Dez Carter this past week on TNF by giving him a Trimmin’. Believe it or not he actually though he could win against me. I have more talent in one finger then he has in his whole body. Dez Carter can surely act though. He likes do portray himself as a wannabe wrestler!!! He likes to talk the talk but stumbles when he tries to walk. He thought he was so funny when he made his comments aboot me not knowing this and that. Why would I watch tapes of you, Dez Carter? What would I have to gain by watching them? The only thing I would gain from your tapes is the knowledge on how to be a jobber in the NAPW. NAPW reminds me of the game of bowling. They can set up a match between me verse anyone from the roster and when the smoke clears and the dust settles. It will be me knocking down everyone!!! The more wrestlers I knock down the more I get notice and given title shots. My number one goal is to one day hold the biggest prize in the NAPW. The NAPW Championship!!!!!! But to be granted that opportunity I need to bowl a strike! This weeks TNF show will known as Road For The Gold but my quest to for my goal in NAPW begins now. Last week it was Dez Carter. This week another wrestler will fall victim to a Trimmin’ and this victim is "The Angry American" Matthew Kurtis. I am going to put Mathew Kurtis through the ringer. The only thing that this Kurtis guy has on me is five inches in height but as soon as the bell goes off to start the match those five inches won’t mean shit! I am an unstoppable freightliner fueled by Newfy Juice and I will be going full speed right through Calgary this Tuesday. My advice to you Mathew Kurtis is to stay off the tracks if you know what’s good for you. Because you won’t want Lyndsey Valentine to see you all mangled in a hospital bed after our match at TNF. “
A bus pulls up to the bus terminal across the road where Jack is standing. The bus is taking passengers to their hotels.
NJ: “I could probably stand here all day telling the NAPW fans how I am going to beat Mathew Kurtis but I got a bus to catch. Mathew Kurtis you better be prepared to get your ass handed to you this Tuesday.”
Newfy Jack walks off towards the bus with Charlie in one hand and his luggage in the other. The scene comes to a close as the screen fades to black.