Post by "The Devastator" Kurt Castle on Feb 22, 2007 14:17:39 GMT -5
(We open inside Kurt Castle’s suite in Chris Casino’s Las Vegas casino. Castle is seen fumbling around with a camera on a tripod. Apparently Kurt is going to film his own promo here. He’s had enough of intrusive cameramen. Besides, he’s untouchable, there’s nothing that this man can’t do. Castle is dressed in the classic jeans and Untouchables t-shirt. As he adjusts the camera just as he’d like, he walks over to a table and straps on the Provincial title belt. He walks over in front of the camera and begins to shoot. There’s a wall-sized blown up picture of the Untouchables in the backdrop. In the picture, we see Chris Casino front and center with his arms folded. To either side of him stands Kurt Castle, and the enforcer Kenny Krenshov. On each far end stands Raul Havok and Eli Potts, both men pointing to the three wrestlers which they represent.)
KC: If you want something done right, you might as well do it yourself. So here we go. Kurt Castle proudly presents to you……Well… Kurt Castle of course.
(Castle smiles at his own remarks. Another big win for him at Cold Snap has inflated his ego just that much more. If someone doesn’t defeat him soon, his ego may become too big to fit through a doorway. The Chris Casino ideology has definitely begun to wear off on the reigning Provincial Champion.)
KC: So as I stand here today, it’s quite obvious that I am STILL the NAPW Provincial Champion. And with my convincing decimation of Brian Bruno at Cold Snap, I am one step closer to cementing my legacy as the GREATEST Provincial Champion of all time. The thing I just can’t comprehend though, is that it appears that I am one of a small group of people that aren’t surprised by the outcome of my recent title defense. I’m not sure why that is either. You people should know by now that if I tell you I’m going to do something, then that’s exactly what I’m going to do.
(Castle begins to reflect back to his big PPV victory a week and a half ago. He rubs the belt around his waist with both hands.)
KC: Brian, I know you huffed and you puffed yourself up like you were some big star. Like you were going to finally breakthrough your lifelong barrier and prove to the world what you were all about. However, the only thing that you proved is not only are you not in my league, but hell, you ain’t even playing the same game as me. You gave it a valiant effort, but just like everything else you’ve done in your life, you came up pathetically short. That’s okay though buddy, now that I’ve booted your ass back down the ladder and back to Action where you belong, I’m sure you’ll be able to rack up a couple wins there. I need you to do me one favor though. When you’re doing little prerecorded shows, please find out once and for all if the Television title exists. Me and Kenny got a large wager on it, and we’re dying to know the truth about it.
(Castle holds up one finger and points to the camera)
KC: Remember Brian, I did hold good on my promise, and I gave you a clean match. This is the least you could do for us in return for me putting you on the largest stage that you’ll ever be a part of. But enough about that chump. He’s done, and I’ve got more important things to deal with.
(Castle of course is talking about the mentally challenged FORMER World Champion Evan Cartwright, and the recently released convicts The Doomriders. The three of these guys thought they had all the answers, and this past Tuesday night the Untouchables changed the questions.)
KC: Night after night, and week after week, we keep racking up wins against every body that this vespool has to offer. We turn back all challengers in convincing and unquestionable fashion. And Tuesday night, we shocked the world and let them all in on the TRUTH. These damn Canadians sat by for 4 weeks, and hung their very breathe on every word we spoke, and they all wanted to know one thing. Was Ravager really untouchable? HELL NO HE AINT! I can’t believe these people thought for one minute we’d let a piece of trash like Bobby boy join the greatest organization that this company has ever seen. Ya know, a lot of people have been throwing the word “pawn” around lately in reference to any of the Untouchables’ relationships with Casino. At TNF, we showed the entire world what being a pawn was really about.
(Castle gets almost gitty as he thinks back the unforgettable night. In a 5 minute span, they laid out a World Champion, and TOOK out a former world champion. They showed backyard Bill and Tom what happens when you play by the Untouchables rules, and added the missing piece to the puzzle. The baddest man from the eastern shores of the Atlantic, none other than J. O. B. himself. The world may be upset, but Kurt Castle couldn’t be any further from it.)
KC: Other than ourselves as a collective group, there was one man that was the main benefactor of kuh that we pulled over on the world this past week. And that’s the makeup wearing freak himself Johnny Rotten.
(Castle shakes his head and runs his fingers through his goatee at the thought of Rotten. Castle has no respect for this kid, and feels that a title shot fell in his lap. Castle believes that an inferior man has been given an opportunity to dethrone him)
KC: You know Johnny, as an unearned chance of a lifetime has been given to you, you will go through the week preparing to take on the hottest superstar in this company. You will do everything in your power to prepare yourself for what you believe to be the first encounter between the two of us. What your punk ass doesn’t know, is that I already know all I need to know about you. What you also don’t know, is that I’ve been watching you from the day you came to NAPW. You see, the Untouchables are all about bringing the best new talent to the forefront of this company. So in recent weeks we kept our eyes on both you, and our man Jay O’Brien.
(Castle short attention span shows once again. He loses focus for a moment as he thinks about the newest member Jay O’Brien. Castle looks up and away from the camera as he goes into a brief daze. He smirks and nods his head in approval and rejoins the rest of us on Earth. Back to Rotten.)
KC: It’s quite obvious that out of the final wave of new talent brought in under Winchell’s ownership, you and Jay were the cream of the crop. So we watches the both of you very closely. I’ve seen everything you’ve done from day one. And I will admit this to you Johnny…..At first I was ALMOST impressed. So after a few weeks went by, knew it was either gonna be you or Jay. So we let you guys make the decision for us. And it was quite clear that you were NOT Untouchables material. You don’t have the mean streak, you don’t have the desire, and you sure as hell don’t have the ability. Well that, and the whole makeup wearing transvestite thing you got going. That’s a look that men should definitely avoid.
KC: Seriously though Johnny. What the hell have you done to warrant a match with a man of my caliber. You beat a couple of nobodies over on Action, and then you got your ass handed to you by the first real talent you ever faced. So what if you beat that mook Jeff James. Don’t buy the hype on that bitch. He ain’t shit but a second rate version of myself. Come to think of it, the entire Foundation isn’t anything but a second version of us. The fact of the matter is, you were given a belated Christmas gift from in a chance to face the greatest Provincial Champion of all time.
(Castle holds both arms out wide and sticks his nose high in the air. He runs the back of his hands down his chest and then caresses the provincial belt on his waist. Now that “The Devastator” has held onto this belt for six weeks, it looks right at home on him. Almost as if the belt has form fit to his waist. Castle knows how good he is, and he sure as hell won’t let anyone forget it either.)
KC: But Johnny, in life, many people neglect to realize the risk in a situation when they think about the rewards that they could potentially reap. I hope you don’t make this mistake kid. If you do, you’ll be done and gone in this company quicker than you arrived. Look at out track record and study it carefully. Take the needed time to fully understand the meaning behind it. The life you save could be your own. Take a look at the list of men that we have put on the shelf to collect dust in recent weeks. We’ve taken out Patrick Kidd, we’ve taken out Patrick Bickle, and we’ve ended the legacy of “Perfection” himself. All of these men former champions. All of these men a hell of lot better than you’ll ever dream to be. Tuesday night Johnny, do yourself a favor. Remember that you are stepping into the ring with “The Devastator”. And I’m not only the greatest Provincial Champion of all time, I’m the best damn thing since sliced bread son.
(Castle leans in close on the camera. He makes sure his hair is just perfect and tits the camera slightly.)
KC: And Rottenseed…..That ain’t cockiness. That’s the DAMN TRUTH!
(Scene goes black.)
KC: If you want something done right, you might as well do it yourself. So here we go. Kurt Castle proudly presents to you……Well… Kurt Castle of course.
(Castle smiles at his own remarks. Another big win for him at Cold Snap has inflated his ego just that much more. If someone doesn’t defeat him soon, his ego may become too big to fit through a doorway. The Chris Casino ideology has definitely begun to wear off on the reigning Provincial Champion.)
KC: So as I stand here today, it’s quite obvious that I am STILL the NAPW Provincial Champion. And with my convincing decimation of Brian Bruno at Cold Snap, I am one step closer to cementing my legacy as the GREATEST Provincial Champion of all time. The thing I just can’t comprehend though, is that it appears that I am one of a small group of people that aren’t surprised by the outcome of my recent title defense. I’m not sure why that is either. You people should know by now that if I tell you I’m going to do something, then that’s exactly what I’m going to do.
(Castle begins to reflect back to his big PPV victory a week and a half ago. He rubs the belt around his waist with both hands.)
KC: Brian, I know you huffed and you puffed yourself up like you were some big star. Like you were going to finally breakthrough your lifelong barrier and prove to the world what you were all about. However, the only thing that you proved is not only are you not in my league, but hell, you ain’t even playing the same game as me. You gave it a valiant effort, but just like everything else you’ve done in your life, you came up pathetically short. That’s okay though buddy, now that I’ve booted your ass back down the ladder and back to Action where you belong, I’m sure you’ll be able to rack up a couple wins there. I need you to do me one favor though. When you’re doing little prerecorded shows, please find out once and for all if the Television title exists. Me and Kenny got a large wager on it, and we’re dying to know the truth about it.
(Castle holds up one finger and points to the camera)
KC: Remember Brian, I did hold good on my promise, and I gave you a clean match. This is the least you could do for us in return for me putting you on the largest stage that you’ll ever be a part of. But enough about that chump. He’s done, and I’ve got more important things to deal with.
(Castle of course is talking about the mentally challenged FORMER World Champion Evan Cartwright, and the recently released convicts The Doomriders. The three of these guys thought they had all the answers, and this past Tuesday night the Untouchables changed the questions.)
KC: Night after night, and week after week, we keep racking up wins against every body that this vespool has to offer. We turn back all challengers in convincing and unquestionable fashion. And Tuesday night, we shocked the world and let them all in on the TRUTH. These damn Canadians sat by for 4 weeks, and hung their very breathe on every word we spoke, and they all wanted to know one thing. Was Ravager really untouchable? HELL NO HE AINT! I can’t believe these people thought for one minute we’d let a piece of trash like Bobby boy join the greatest organization that this company has ever seen. Ya know, a lot of people have been throwing the word “pawn” around lately in reference to any of the Untouchables’ relationships with Casino. At TNF, we showed the entire world what being a pawn was really about.
(Castle gets almost gitty as he thinks back the unforgettable night. In a 5 minute span, they laid out a World Champion, and TOOK out a former world champion. They showed backyard Bill and Tom what happens when you play by the Untouchables rules, and added the missing piece to the puzzle. The baddest man from the eastern shores of the Atlantic, none other than J. O. B. himself. The world may be upset, but Kurt Castle couldn’t be any further from it.)
KC: Other than ourselves as a collective group, there was one man that was the main benefactor of kuh that we pulled over on the world this past week. And that’s the makeup wearing freak himself Johnny Rotten.
(Castle shakes his head and runs his fingers through his goatee at the thought of Rotten. Castle has no respect for this kid, and feels that a title shot fell in his lap. Castle believes that an inferior man has been given an opportunity to dethrone him)
KC: You know Johnny, as an unearned chance of a lifetime has been given to you, you will go through the week preparing to take on the hottest superstar in this company. You will do everything in your power to prepare yourself for what you believe to be the first encounter between the two of us. What your punk ass doesn’t know, is that I already know all I need to know about you. What you also don’t know, is that I’ve been watching you from the day you came to NAPW. You see, the Untouchables are all about bringing the best new talent to the forefront of this company. So in recent weeks we kept our eyes on both you, and our man Jay O’Brien.
(Castle short attention span shows once again. He loses focus for a moment as he thinks about the newest member Jay O’Brien. Castle looks up and away from the camera as he goes into a brief daze. He smirks and nods his head in approval and rejoins the rest of us on Earth. Back to Rotten.)
KC: It’s quite obvious that out of the final wave of new talent brought in under Winchell’s ownership, you and Jay were the cream of the crop. So we watches the both of you very closely. I’ve seen everything you’ve done from day one. And I will admit this to you Johnny…..At first I was ALMOST impressed. So after a few weeks went by, knew it was either gonna be you or Jay. So we let you guys make the decision for us. And it was quite clear that you were NOT Untouchables material. You don’t have the mean streak, you don’t have the desire, and you sure as hell don’t have the ability. Well that, and the whole makeup wearing transvestite thing you got going. That’s a look that men should definitely avoid.
KC: Seriously though Johnny. What the hell have you done to warrant a match with a man of my caliber. You beat a couple of nobodies over on Action, and then you got your ass handed to you by the first real talent you ever faced. So what if you beat that mook Jeff James. Don’t buy the hype on that bitch. He ain’t shit but a second rate version of myself. Come to think of it, the entire Foundation isn’t anything but a second version of us. The fact of the matter is, you were given a belated Christmas gift from in a chance to face the greatest Provincial Champion of all time.
(Castle holds both arms out wide and sticks his nose high in the air. He runs the back of his hands down his chest and then caresses the provincial belt on his waist. Now that “The Devastator” has held onto this belt for six weeks, it looks right at home on him. Almost as if the belt has form fit to his waist. Castle knows how good he is, and he sure as hell won’t let anyone forget it either.)
KC: But Johnny, in life, many people neglect to realize the risk in a situation when they think about the rewards that they could potentially reap. I hope you don’t make this mistake kid. If you do, you’ll be done and gone in this company quicker than you arrived. Look at out track record and study it carefully. Take the needed time to fully understand the meaning behind it. The life you save could be your own. Take a look at the list of men that we have put on the shelf to collect dust in recent weeks. We’ve taken out Patrick Kidd, we’ve taken out Patrick Bickle, and we’ve ended the legacy of “Perfection” himself. All of these men former champions. All of these men a hell of lot better than you’ll ever dream to be. Tuesday night Johnny, do yourself a favor. Remember that you are stepping into the ring with “The Devastator”. And I’m not only the greatest Provincial Champion of all time, I’m the best damn thing since sliced bread son.
(Castle leans in close on the camera. He makes sure his hair is just perfect and tits the camera slightly.)
KC: And Rottenseed…..That ain’t cockiness. That’s the DAMN TRUTH!
(Scene goes black.)