Post by David Banks on Feb 22, 2007 4:48:46 GMT -5
Our scene opens up in a dark room with just two chairs facing each other. In Chair number one, we see NAPW’s own Josh reynolds, looking plain as ever, except for the brace around his neck courtesy of the hundreds of superkicks his taken over the few weeks. Sitting across from Josh is the Chairman himself, David Banks. David is dressed in a pair of jeans and a black T-shirt with "My chair gives me +5 to attack power" prited on it. Josh looks a little intimidated given her history with The Chairman or anyother heel for that matter, and David just sits there with a cocky smile across his face. After a few moments the lights brighten up a bit and Josh begins to speak.
Josh Reynolds: Welcome NAPW fan’s, this is Josh Reynolds with an exclusive interview with the man who made Simply Beautiful tap out, David Banks. Before any of you start assuming things, David was forced to sign a legal document stating that he would not harm me in any way, in order to protect my safety.
David Banks: Ah, come on Josh, I was just having a little fun when I kicked ya, be a sport about it. What, can’t you take a joke?
Josh points to the giant white brace around his neck.
Josh Reynolds: Does this look like a joke to you? My face was so swollen, that my mother didn't even reconize me. I still look like the freakin elephant man.
David Banks: Looks pretty funny to me.
Josh Reynolds: You know what, David? Since you been hanging out with Lloyd, youve turned into a real (BLEEP), and I wouldn’t put up with this shit if I didn’t get paid so much.
David Banks: Woah, woah, woah, Calm down for a sec pal, we're on camera. Just finish up this interveiw, and quit your bitchin. I'm a very busy man.
Josh Reynolds: ...anyway, you gained a non-title match with the NAPW Champion himself, Ravager, but after you major upset lose to Kodiak, a lot of people are already writing you off already.
David Banks: Writing me off? I dunno who the hell you’ve been talking to, but nobody I know would be stupid enough to write David Banks off anything. I earned this spot by dismantling one of your little hero's and the “greatest acquisition in NAPW history" Simply Beautiful. I made him tap out in the center of the ring, something that I have only done. I'll wipe the floor with Marcus Chamberlain, then I'll go on to slap around our champion, and watch him fall like the rest. Anyone thats not on mad crack, should pick me as the odds-on favorite.
Josh Reynolds: Speaking of Chamberlain-
David Banks: Lets not.
Josh Reynolds: That was my main reason for coming here, to talk about your upcoming match.
David Banks: what is there to talk about. Marcus Chamberlain is a hack. An unlucky draw, that thinks he can use me to make a name for himslef. And what could possibly be better for the first step on my way to greatness then trampling some guy that can barely gets any TV time? Truth is, I wouldn’t enjoy anything more then to kill off Marcus Chamberlain’s dreams before they even really get started, and thanks to my draw, I have the chance to do just that.
Josh Reynolds: But you've never met this guy in one on one competition, what makes you think this will be so easy. Not to mention he has some wins under his belt.
David Banks: Hold on one second Josh, I think you got your mind all twisted up. It may be true that I have never beaten this guy or faced him one on one in that ring, but there one single truth you and that little bitch himself seem to be over-looking. I'm David Banks. I'm the most charismatic man in NAPW history. When I put my mind to something, there isn't anything I can't accomplish. And right now I'm more focused and more dangerous than ever before.
Josh Reynolds: Fair enough, but I still have my doubts.
David Banks: That’s why they give you the cards, for you to read them, you’re not paid to think, you’re paid to sit there and look dumb while the real professionals do their job. Marcus Chamberlains’ time is up, and at least for one night only, he'll have the honor of joing the growing list of bitches that have tapped to the Charismatic Crossface.
Josh Reynolds: Alright, well even if you do beat Chamberlain, you would still have a lot more work to do the next week.
David Banks: What the hell do you mean if? I've told you I AM going to beat Marcus Chamberlains. That FACT has been established and we will continue this interview with that in mind, got it?
Josh Reynolds: Alright David, whatever, when you beat Marcus Chamberlain, there will still be a one major obstacles in your way, one of which may even be your toughest match yet. How do you prepare for that?
David Banks: You mean Ravager? Meh... we'll cross that brige when we get to it. I doubt Lloyd will leave anything behind, after he takes back the title. one thing is for sure. Theres gonna be one heck of a after party. I'll even invite ya, Josh. You clean my boots!
Josh Reynolds: Yeah right, like I would want to be seen with you two Jack-offs.
David Banks: Hey, you think just because I had to sign some stupid piece of paper saying I wouldn’t harm you that you can talk to David Banks like you’re somebody? You’re nobody Josh Reynolds, goofy little interviwers are a dime a dozen these days and nobody wouldn't even notice if you were replaced.
Josh Reynolds: Well, fortunately for me you DID have to sign that paper, so that means I can talk to you however I want.
Josh is now wearing cocky smirk himself, until David’s face gets an almost evil grin across it.
David Banks: But unfortunately for you, the paper was limited to just me, you forget, when you only see me, it’s probably already too late…
The lights now brighten even more to reveal Lloyd Rees and Ol'Slaty, both armed with cans of red paint. The two most likly crept in during the interview as Josh had no idea they were there.
Josh Reynolds: Hold up, you can’t touch me-
Reynolds words fall on deaf ears as Lloyd and Ol'Salty proceed to give Josh a complete red coating from head to toe. As Josh tries his best to wipe the paint off his face, Lloyd walks up and superkicks the snot outta him. Whats that? Superkick number 20!? The three men laugh for a moment at their most recent “accomplishment”. The laughter stops when David looks towards to camera.
David Banks: Yeah, (BLEEP) rules. Suck it Caliber.
Fade out!
Josh Reynolds: Welcome NAPW fan’s, this is Josh Reynolds with an exclusive interview with the man who made Simply Beautiful tap out, David Banks. Before any of you start assuming things, David was forced to sign a legal document stating that he would not harm me in any way, in order to protect my safety.
David Banks: Ah, come on Josh, I was just having a little fun when I kicked ya, be a sport about it. What, can’t you take a joke?
Josh points to the giant white brace around his neck.
Josh Reynolds: Does this look like a joke to you? My face was so swollen, that my mother didn't even reconize me. I still look like the freakin elephant man.
David Banks: Looks pretty funny to me.
Josh Reynolds: You know what, David? Since you been hanging out with Lloyd, youve turned into a real (BLEEP), and I wouldn’t put up with this shit if I didn’t get paid so much.
David Banks: Woah, woah, woah, Calm down for a sec pal, we're on camera. Just finish up this interveiw, and quit your bitchin. I'm a very busy man.
Josh Reynolds: ...anyway, you gained a non-title match with the NAPW Champion himself, Ravager, but after you major upset lose to Kodiak, a lot of people are already writing you off already.
David Banks: Writing me off? I dunno who the hell you’ve been talking to, but nobody I know would be stupid enough to write David Banks off anything. I earned this spot by dismantling one of your little hero's and the “greatest acquisition in NAPW history" Simply Beautiful. I made him tap out in the center of the ring, something that I have only done. I'll wipe the floor with Marcus Chamberlain, then I'll go on to slap around our champion, and watch him fall like the rest. Anyone thats not on mad crack, should pick me as the odds-on favorite.
Josh Reynolds: Speaking of Chamberlain-
David Banks: Lets not.
Josh Reynolds: That was my main reason for coming here, to talk about your upcoming match.
David Banks: what is there to talk about. Marcus Chamberlain is a hack. An unlucky draw, that thinks he can use me to make a name for himslef. And what could possibly be better for the first step on my way to greatness then trampling some guy that can barely gets any TV time? Truth is, I wouldn’t enjoy anything more then to kill off Marcus Chamberlain’s dreams before they even really get started, and thanks to my draw, I have the chance to do just that.
Josh Reynolds: But you've never met this guy in one on one competition, what makes you think this will be so easy. Not to mention he has some wins under his belt.
David Banks: Hold on one second Josh, I think you got your mind all twisted up. It may be true that I have never beaten this guy or faced him one on one in that ring, but there one single truth you and that little bitch himself seem to be over-looking. I'm David Banks. I'm the most charismatic man in NAPW history. When I put my mind to something, there isn't anything I can't accomplish. And right now I'm more focused and more dangerous than ever before.
Josh Reynolds: Fair enough, but I still have my doubts.
David Banks: That’s why they give you the cards, for you to read them, you’re not paid to think, you’re paid to sit there and look dumb while the real professionals do their job. Marcus Chamberlains’ time is up, and at least for one night only, he'll have the honor of joing the growing list of bitches that have tapped to the Charismatic Crossface.
Josh Reynolds: Alright, well even if you do beat Chamberlain, you would still have a lot more work to do the next week.
David Banks: What the hell do you mean if? I've told you I AM going to beat Marcus Chamberlains. That FACT has been established and we will continue this interview with that in mind, got it?
Josh Reynolds: Alright David, whatever, when you beat Marcus Chamberlain, there will still be a one major obstacles in your way, one of which may even be your toughest match yet. How do you prepare for that?
David Banks: You mean Ravager? Meh... we'll cross that brige when we get to it. I doubt Lloyd will leave anything behind, after he takes back the title. one thing is for sure. Theres gonna be one heck of a after party. I'll even invite ya, Josh. You clean my boots!
Josh Reynolds: Yeah right, like I would want to be seen with you two Jack-offs.
David Banks: Hey, you think just because I had to sign some stupid piece of paper saying I wouldn’t harm you that you can talk to David Banks like you’re somebody? You’re nobody Josh Reynolds, goofy little interviwers are a dime a dozen these days and nobody wouldn't even notice if you were replaced.
Josh Reynolds: Well, fortunately for me you DID have to sign that paper, so that means I can talk to you however I want.
Josh is now wearing cocky smirk himself, until David’s face gets an almost evil grin across it.
David Banks: But unfortunately for you, the paper was limited to just me, you forget, when you only see me, it’s probably already too late…
The lights now brighten even more to reveal Lloyd Rees and Ol'Slaty, both armed with cans of red paint. The two most likly crept in during the interview as Josh had no idea they were there.
Josh Reynolds: Hold up, you can’t touch me-
Reynolds words fall on deaf ears as Lloyd and Ol'Salty proceed to give Josh a complete red coating from head to toe. As Josh tries his best to wipe the paint off his face, Lloyd walks up and superkicks the snot outta him. Whats that? Superkick number 20!? The three men laugh for a moment at their most recent “accomplishment”. The laughter stops when David looks towards to camera.
David Banks: Yeah, (BLEEP) rules. Suck it Caliber.
Fade out!