Post by "LDK" Lloyd Rees on Feb 21, 2007 23:06:54 GMT -5
“Bulls**t!!”
~We open backstage, inside the locker room of “The Lemondrop Kid”, after the latest addition of Tuesday Night Fights. Apparently Lloyd has taken the anger of his loss to Simply Beautiful out on any unlucky object not fastened to the floor; Lloyd sits alone, RoN Title over his shoulder, case of beer at his feet, back on, trash everywhere. It seems that the combination of his tantrum and a few “India” have calmed him some. He speaks, but does not turn to face the camera.~
“The Lemondrop Kid”: It dis what ya call payback Beautiful? Do ya feel ya have accomplished yer mission? Do ya tink d’hat ya have taken’n me out, redeemed yerself, shut me fat f**k’n mouth? Are ya satisfied d’hat ya had t’cheat t’ win? I tink not! Ya see Beautiful, I know how people like yerself work. Know’n d’hat it took a steel chair fer ya t’get da one, two, three burns ya on da inside! It tugs at yer very soul! Ya won’t feel ya have got da job done until ya get a win over me cleanly. And, you’ll get da chance…
~Ol’Salty comes barging into the locker room. He looks flustered. He starts to talk, frantically.~
Ol’Salty: Lloyd I got some news!
~Still not turning around, Lloyd answers.~
“The Lemondrop Kid”: What is it?
Ol’Salty: Yer NAPW title match has been moved!
“The Lemondrop Kid”: T’when?
Ol’Salty: Next Tuesday!
“The Lemondrop Kid”: It’s not d’hat big of a deal Salty. In fact, it’s probably better. Now da NAPW doesn’t need t’be punished watch’n Ravager walk around with da NAPW Championship like he’s deserves t’be Champ…I guess Simply Beautiful will have t’wait his turn.
Ol’Salty: Well, I wouldn't say d’hat exactly…
“The Lemondrop Kid”: What is it Salty? What are ya not tell’n me?!
Ol’Salty: Ummm…Rex Caliber has assigned a special guest referee fer da title match? It’s Beautiful…
~Lloyd stands slowly, adjust the RoN title on his shoulder, and turns to face the camera. We now see the result of Simply Beautiful’s Sexy Kick; twelve stitches hold together a large gash under his right eye. Blood still flows from the wound. The scene fades on Lloyd’s injured face.~
Des-ti-ny [des-tuh-nee];
1. Something that is to happen or has happened to a particular person or thing; lot or fortune.
2. The predetermined, usually inevitable or irresistible, course of events.
3. The power or agency that determines the course of events.
~We reopen as we closed; focused on the stitched face of “The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees. The camera slowly backs away to reveal the rest of the scene. Both Rees and Ol’Salty stand in front of a NAPW banner, looking as serious as we have ever seen the evil Newfie duo look. The Republic of Newfoundland title hangs over Lloyd’s shoulder and he holds an India in his right hand. As Rees takes a swig off his beer, Ol’Salty starts to speak.~
Ol’Salty : What ye ungrateful pieces of crap are get’n an absolute pleasure of see’n right now is da man d’hat is destine t’lead da NAPW out of it’s recent slump of degenerate Champions, da man d’hat is go’n t’restore all da honor back to d’hat digraced title, and begin his historic third title reign, he is “da former NAPW Television Champion…”
~Lloyd cuts Ol’Salty off from reciting his trademark rant and starts to speak.~
“The Lemondrop Kid”: Dis is not about catch phrases, dis is not about former title reigns, dis isn’t about beat’n a man senseless. Dis match, come’n up on Tuesday night, is about one ting and one ting only…ME DESTINY!! Ya see Ravager, like Ol’Salty was so kindly say’n befer, “The East Coast Sensation” is destine fer many tings here in da NAPW. Da greatest wrassler in history and da NAPW Hall of Fame t’mention a few, but da most important, da one d’hat is come’n t’truth in da very near future, is me bring’n back da honor d’hat goes with da title d’hat ya so wrongly wear'n around yer waist. Watch’n ya walk around with d’hat title makes me sick! Hell, yer title reign is more pathetic d’hen both Cartwright’s and Bickle’s put together! But, I am da savoir, da messiah of da NAPW!! Da peasants will rejoice when I lock on da Conception Bay Chin Lock and yer ass has no choice but t’tap da f**k out!
“The Lemondrop Kid”: But, it doesn’t seem d’hat everyone sees me as da NAPW’s save’n grace. Instead of help’n da man d’hat has noting but good intensions fer dis promotion, d’ere stack’n da deck against “Da Lemondrop Kid”. One man in particular would like nothing better d’han t’see me fail at me attempt t’help da NAPW out of dis rut. With his new found power, Rex Caliber, has made da executive decision t’make Simply Beautiful the special guest referee. What’s wrong Caliber?! Neck still hurt from da last time we met?! Don’t have da balls t’get back in da ring on yer own and try t’get retribution fer be’n permanently put on da shelf?! D’hat’s fine Rexy!! Da out come’s still go’n t’be da same!! It doesn’t matter if you make Chris Casino da time keeper and D! da special enforcer!! Ya just do yer job Caliber and make sure d’hat yer b’y, Beautiful, doesn’t get involved…
“The Lemondrop Kid”: So Ravager, tings look very good fer ya on Tuesday. Yer boyfriend got yer back! Throw’n Beautiful in da mix certainly gives you d’hat slight edge, but one ting doesn’t change d’hat come Tuesday d’hat title d’hat you’re disgrace’n will be mine cause yer still step’n into squared circle with da top wrassler in da business t’day, “Da Lemondrop Kid”…LLOYD REES!!
~The evil Newfie duo exit to the left, but we hear Lloyd as he walks out of the cameras view.~
"The Lemondrop Kid": Set up a meet'n with Rexy...
~Scene fades.~
~We open backstage, inside the locker room of “The Lemondrop Kid”, after the latest addition of Tuesday Night Fights. Apparently Lloyd has taken the anger of his loss to Simply Beautiful out on any unlucky object not fastened to the floor; Lloyd sits alone, RoN Title over his shoulder, case of beer at his feet, back on, trash everywhere. It seems that the combination of his tantrum and a few “India” have calmed him some. He speaks, but does not turn to face the camera.~
“The Lemondrop Kid”: It dis what ya call payback Beautiful? Do ya feel ya have accomplished yer mission? Do ya tink d’hat ya have taken’n me out, redeemed yerself, shut me fat f**k’n mouth? Are ya satisfied d’hat ya had t’cheat t’ win? I tink not! Ya see Beautiful, I know how people like yerself work. Know’n d’hat it took a steel chair fer ya t’get da one, two, three burns ya on da inside! It tugs at yer very soul! Ya won’t feel ya have got da job done until ya get a win over me cleanly. And, you’ll get da chance…
~Ol’Salty comes barging into the locker room. He looks flustered. He starts to talk, frantically.~
Ol’Salty: Lloyd I got some news!
~Still not turning around, Lloyd answers.~
“The Lemondrop Kid”: What is it?
Ol’Salty: Yer NAPW title match has been moved!
“The Lemondrop Kid”: T’when?
Ol’Salty: Next Tuesday!
“The Lemondrop Kid”: It’s not d’hat big of a deal Salty. In fact, it’s probably better. Now da NAPW doesn’t need t’be punished watch’n Ravager walk around with da NAPW Championship like he’s deserves t’be Champ…I guess Simply Beautiful will have t’wait his turn.
Ol’Salty: Well, I wouldn't say d’hat exactly…
“The Lemondrop Kid”: What is it Salty? What are ya not tell’n me?!
Ol’Salty: Ummm…Rex Caliber has assigned a special guest referee fer da title match? It’s Beautiful…
~Lloyd stands slowly, adjust the RoN title on his shoulder, and turns to face the camera. We now see the result of Simply Beautiful’s Sexy Kick; twelve stitches hold together a large gash under his right eye. Blood still flows from the wound. The scene fades on Lloyd’s injured face.~
Des-ti-ny [des-tuh-nee];
1. Something that is to happen or has happened to a particular person or thing; lot or fortune.
2. The predetermined, usually inevitable or irresistible, course of events.
3. The power or agency that determines the course of events.
~We reopen as we closed; focused on the stitched face of “The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees. The camera slowly backs away to reveal the rest of the scene. Both Rees and Ol’Salty stand in front of a NAPW banner, looking as serious as we have ever seen the evil Newfie duo look. The Republic of Newfoundland title hangs over Lloyd’s shoulder and he holds an India in his right hand. As Rees takes a swig off his beer, Ol’Salty starts to speak.~
Ol’Salty : What ye ungrateful pieces of crap are get’n an absolute pleasure of see’n right now is da man d’hat is destine t’lead da NAPW out of it’s recent slump of degenerate Champions, da man d’hat is go’n t’restore all da honor back to d’hat digraced title, and begin his historic third title reign, he is “da former NAPW Television Champion…”
~Lloyd cuts Ol’Salty off from reciting his trademark rant and starts to speak.~
“The Lemondrop Kid”: Dis is not about catch phrases, dis is not about former title reigns, dis isn’t about beat’n a man senseless. Dis match, come’n up on Tuesday night, is about one ting and one ting only…ME DESTINY!! Ya see Ravager, like Ol’Salty was so kindly say’n befer, “The East Coast Sensation” is destine fer many tings here in da NAPW. Da greatest wrassler in history and da NAPW Hall of Fame t’mention a few, but da most important, da one d’hat is come’n t’truth in da very near future, is me bring’n back da honor d’hat goes with da title d’hat ya so wrongly wear'n around yer waist. Watch’n ya walk around with d’hat title makes me sick! Hell, yer title reign is more pathetic d’hen both Cartwright’s and Bickle’s put together! But, I am da savoir, da messiah of da NAPW!! Da peasants will rejoice when I lock on da Conception Bay Chin Lock and yer ass has no choice but t’tap da f**k out!
“The Lemondrop Kid”: But, it doesn’t seem d’hat everyone sees me as da NAPW’s save’n grace. Instead of help’n da man d’hat has noting but good intensions fer dis promotion, d’ere stack’n da deck against “Da Lemondrop Kid”. One man in particular would like nothing better d’han t’see me fail at me attempt t’help da NAPW out of dis rut. With his new found power, Rex Caliber, has made da executive decision t’make Simply Beautiful the special guest referee. What’s wrong Caliber?! Neck still hurt from da last time we met?! Don’t have da balls t’get back in da ring on yer own and try t’get retribution fer be’n permanently put on da shelf?! D’hat’s fine Rexy!! Da out come’s still go’n t’be da same!! It doesn’t matter if you make Chris Casino da time keeper and D! da special enforcer!! Ya just do yer job Caliber and make sure d’hat yer b’y, Beautiful, doesn’t get involved…
“The Lemondrop Kid”: So Ravager, tings look very good fer ya on Tuesday. Yer boyfriend got yer back! Throw’n Beautiful in da mix certainly gives you d’hat slight edge, but one ting doesn’t change d’hat come Tuesday d’hat title d’hat you’re disgrace’n will be mine cause yer still step’n into squared circle with da top wrassler in da business t’day, “Da Lemondrop Kid”…LLOYD REES!!
~The evil Newfie duo exit to the left, but we hear Lloyd as he walks out of the cameras view.~
"The Lemondrop Kid": Set up a meet'n with Rexy...
~Scene fades.~