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Post by Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL] on Dec 14, 2005 18:51:36 GMT -5
(The locker room. Kyle Roberts and Bruce Richards are watching the tape of Monday Night Fights, along with Coach Jago. Roberts keeps on rewinding to the final two minutes of the match, where Tiffany jumps on the Coach's back, and Cameron Scott gets the surprise small package for the win.)
KYLE ROBERTS: You see, the problem is, we had, what? One match to scout them with? Against Mirage and a lackey? Yeah, they're TOTALLY like us. Whatever.
BRUCE RICHARDS: I think the problem was you got too caught up in that whole Moose Jaw deal.
KYLE ROBERTS: C'mon! I was focused thanks to that!
BRUCE RICHARDS: How focused were you when Tiffany jumped on Coach's back? Coach is a man, he can take care of himself against a 5'6" girl who weighs MAYBE 120 pounds.
COACH JAGO: <tweet!>
KYLE ROBERTS: We were fine! We were almost about to hit the Down and Dirty for the win! If only that idiot Johnston didn't trip you up.
BRUCE RICHARDS: Who's usually there to make sure everything goes smoothly? Who's watching our backs when we do a double team move?
(Both men turn to look at Coach Jago evenly. Coach Jago tweets and mimes a "Who, me?")
KYLE ROBERTS: Let's face it, Coach. Your head hasn't been in the game recently. I almost got crushed by a polar bear because you weren't paying attention!
(Coach Jago does the whistling and miming equivalent of stammering and backtracking.)
BRUCE RICHARDS: Coach, maybe it's time we gave you a little...vacation. Oh, don't worry. We're not firing you. But maybe you should take some time off, find your center and then come back to us.
KYLE ROBERTS: We ARE scheduled to fight Rex Caliber and Static on ACTION! this week. Who knows what's going to happen there? I HAVE beaten Static before, without the Coach's help.
BRUCE RICHARDS: Ravager came out to help you, inadvertently.
KYLE ROBERTS: Pfft. Ravager. Like he's the guy that made me win. Honestly, there's GOT to be a match we didn't have help to defeat our opponents, right? (No one says anything.) RIGHT?
BRUCE RICHARDS: The first time we faced the Decapitators. It was just you and me in that one.
KYLE ROBERTS: Well, there we go! Last week, they would have lost their match against Storm if we didn't come in and kick the ass of every tag team in this federation anyway! And they lost to the team we're facing on Thursday! It's a sure bet that we can win on our own!
(Coach begs and pleads on his knees, whistling all the while.)
BRUCE RICHARDS: I don't know. Coach Jago DOES bring up an interesting point...Maybe we'll give him one more chance.
KYLE ROBERTS: Fine. Coach, your ass is on the line here, so you'd better be alert in our corner on Thursday. (pulls out a rulebook) Just so the Dudes know, we're not taking this lying down. I actually heard someone assume that this match against Caliber and Static was for the Number One Contendership.
BRUCE RICHARDS: What an idiot. Could you read me that rule again, Kyle?
KYLE ROBERTS: By all means, Bruce. "The former champion gets a rematch for their titles, just by asking for it." (Roberts pulls out his Palm Pilot.) Note to self: ask for title shot against the Dudes.
BRUCE RICHARDS: I don't care if it's next week on Monday Night Fights, or after the Christmas break. As long as we get our shot of the titles that are rightfully ours.
KYLE ROBERTS: All I know is that it has to be within two weeks of programming since we lost them on Monday.
BRUCE RICHARDS: Static and Rex should really take care on Thursday. In the mood I'M in, people are fixin' to get hurt.
KYLE ROBERTS: Static's already tasted my Polarizer once, and he'll taste it again when it comes down to us getting down and dirty.
BRUCE RICHARDS: Polarizer?
KYLE ROBERTS: Oh, I renamed the Throwback. I didn't want the big boys down south to come after me for taking a trademarked name.
BRUCE RICHARDS: Nice. I like the sound of that one.
KYLE ROBERTS: (as D-X and Coach Jago leave the room, fading out) Yeah, I'm just not sure what I want to rename the Liontamer. I mean, the Beartamer's just so obvious...
(Camera fades out on an empty locker room.)
KYLE ROBERTS: You see, the problem is, we had, what? One match to scout them with? Against Mirage and a lackey? Yeah, they're TOTALLY like us. Whatever.
BRUCE RICHARDS: I think the problem was you got too caught up in that whole Moose Jaw deal.
KYLE ROBERTS: C'mon! I was focused thanks to that!
BRUCE RICHARDS: How focused were you when Tiffany jumped on Coach's back? Coach is a man, he can take care of himself against a 5'6" girl who weighs MAYBE 120 pounds.
COACH JAGO: <tweet!>
KYLE ROBERTS: We were fine! We were almost about to hit the Down and Dirty for the win! If only that idiot Johnston didn't trip you up.
BRUCE RICHARDS: Who's usually there to make sure everything goes smoothly? Who's watching our backs when we do a double team move?
(Both men turn to look at Coach Jago evenly. Coach Jago tweets and mimes a "Who, me?")
KYLE ROBERTS: Let's face it, Coach. Your head hasn't been in the game recently. I almost got crushed by a polar bear because you weren't paying attention!
(Coach Jago does the whistling and miming equivalent of stammering and backtracking.)
BRUCE RICHARDS: Coach, maybe it's time we gave you a little...vacation. Oh, don't worry. We're not firing you. But maybe you should take some time off, find your center and then come back to us.
KYLE ROBERTS: We ARE scheduled to fight Rex Caliber and Static on ACTION! this week. Who knows what's going to happen there? I HAVE beaten Static before, without the Coach's help.
BRUCE RICHARDS: Ravager came out to help you, inadvertently.
KYLE ROBERTS: Pfft. Ravager. Like he's the guy that made me win. Honestly, there's GOT to be a match we didn't have help to defeat our opponents, right? (No one says anything.) RIGHT?
BRUCE RICHARDS: The first time we faced the Decapitators. It was just you and me in that one.
KYLE ROBERTS: Well, there we go! Last week, they would have lost their match against Storm if we didn't come in and kick the ass of every tag team in this federation anyway! And they lost to the team we're facing on Thursday! It's a sure bet that we can win on our own!
(Coach begs and pleads on his knees, whistling all the while.)
BRUCE RICHARDS: I don't know. Coach Jago DOES bring up an interesting point...Maybe we'll give him one more chance.
KYLE ROBERTS: Fine. Coach, your ass is on the line here, so you'd better be alert in our corner on Thursday. (pulls out a rulebook) Just so the Dudes know, we're not taking this lying down. I actually heard someone assume that this match against Caliber and Static was for the Number One Contendership.
BRUCE RICHARDS: What an idiot. Could you read me that rule again, Kyle?
KYLE ROBERTS: By all means, Bruce. "The former champion gets a rematch for their titles, just by asking for it." (Roberts pulls out his Palm Pilot.) Note to self: ask for title shot against the Dudes.
BRUCE RICHARDS: I don't care if it's next week on Monday Night Fights, or after the Christmas break. As long as we get our shot of the titles that are rightfully ours.
KYLE ROBERTS: All I know is that it has to be within two weeks of programming since we lost them on Monday.
BRUCE RICHARDS: Static and Rex should really take care on Thursday. In the mood I'M in, people are fixin' to get hurt.
KYLE ROBERTS: Static's already tasted my Polarizer once, and he'll taste it again when it comes down to us getting down and dirty.
BRUCE RICHARDS: Polarizer?
KYLE ROBERTS: Oh, I renamed the Throwback. I didn't want the big boys down south to come after me for taking a trademarked name.
BRUCE RICHARDS: Nice. I like the sound of that one.
KYLE ROBERTS: (as D-X and Coach Jago leave the room, fading out) Yeah, I'm just not sure what I want to rename the Liontamer. I mean, the Beartamer's just so obvious...
(Camera fades out on an empty locker room.)