Post by Chris Casino on Jan 28, 2007 14:17:01 GMT -5
"Where are you hiding Bickle? Why the continued silence? Your fans miss you, they yearn for the return of the suicidal submission machine. Hell, I miss you. Even though your promos had all the charisma and personality of a tree stump, seeing a former two time Heavyweight Champion living in his car entertained me to no end. I even brought the Kiniski Cup from Vegas here just to make you feel a little more inspired, but alas nothing but silence from your end. Do you fear another devastating loss on your record Bickle? Can your reputation take another hit? I predict that out of everyone I've faced since my return, you'll be my easiest victory. You've lost your heart for the game Bickle. At Tuesday Night Fights I'll take your pride as well."
Chris Casino sits in the small studio and looks across the boards at his interviewer. While Casino is dressed in a tailor made Armani suit, the dee jay looks like he got his clothes from a rummage sale. As Casino sits patiently and waits for the dee jay to finish his run down of sponsors he reflects that maybe this wasn't such a hot idea after all.
Dee Jay: Okay we've been talking about this all week, sitting across from me is a local celebrity of sorts. He's a wrestler from the Northern Alberta Pro Wrestling company and he's going to give us an exclusive interview! His name...Chris Casino.
The Dee Jay pushes a button and the sounds of boos can be heard over the headset. Casino simply sighs.
Dee Jay: That's right, he's the Canadian bashing bad guy who will be competing in Kamloops BC this Tuesday against Patrick Bickle. Chris, welcome to the show!
Casino:...Yeah.
Dee Jay: First off can you give us a little teaser of what will happen this Tuesday with you and Patrick Bickle?
Casino: What will happen? Isn't it obvious? I'll go into that match and make the so called Suicidal Submission Machine look like the curtain jerker he is.
Dee Jay: So you have no fears that Bickle will win?
Casino: My only fear is that I'll catch scabies from Bickle during our match. In fact I plan on getting a rabies shot before our match should he try and bite me.
Dee Jay: Now I've been a big fan of NAPW since the beginning. Our radio station has even done a few live remotes from your shows.
Casino: Yes I know, I see you and your misfit fans when I leave the building. Tell me, isn't it a little irresponsible to be teaching the youth of Canada how to swear at the top of their lungs at people?
Dee Jay: Well you are the bad guy and....
Casino: How am I the supposed bad guy? Is it because I love my country more than I love yours? Is it because I beat all of your overrated Canadian stars into exile? Maybe it's because I go on television and flaunt what none of you can have. The good life. Money is no issue for me. Women? I can have anyone I want. Titles? I've won them all.
Dee Jay: You haven't won the Television Title....
Casino looks confused.
Casino: TV Title? What's all this I keep hearing about NAPW having a TV title? Are you sure you're not confusing NAPW with some other promotion?
Dee Jay: No you guys have a TV Title, in fact Jeff James just lost the title after holding it for over two months.
Casino looks at the Dee Jay to see if his leg is being pulled.
Casino: If you say so.
Dee Jay: Moving on, we've all seen on TV that you've brought back the Kiniski Cup to Canada. Is it true that you're going to melt the Cup down if...
Casino: When....
Dee Jay: Okay, when your match with Bickle is over?
Casino smirks.
Casino: Indeed I do. I plan of giving Bickle the current Pure Honor Title as a memento of what could have been. Maybe he can sell it on EBay for some money to get some food or something. As for me, once the Kiniski Cup is melted down I'll fashion it into the newest version of the Pure Honor Championship. A belt that will put all others to shame. After that, I'll use whatever metal is left over from the cup to fashion into medals and such to sell at The Bellagio.
Dee Jay: All this of course hangs on the fact of you beating Patrick Bickle.
Casino: Why wouldn't I beat him? Look at his performances over the last few weeks. Pathetic. He's been phoning in his matches and it shows. At once time I thought Bickle would be my toughest challenge, but now? Now I see him as being a simple warm up for the Doomriders at Cold Snap. Bickle and his legacy as Pure Honor Champion are history. I meanwhile am the very future of both Pure Honor and NAPW itself. After Tuesday the fans will know one thing without a doubt...Bickle is dead.
Dee Jay: Before we go let's play some word association.
Casino: Ugh.
Dee Jay: Patrick Bickle.
Casino: Wasted talent.
Dee Jay: The Doomriders.
Casino: Overrated.
Dee Jay: Evan Cartwright.
Casino: Traitor.
Dee Jay: Ravager.
Casino: Coward.
Dee Jay: Prince Darko.
Casino: Who the Hell is that?
Dee Jay: "The Lemon Drop Kid" Lloyd Rees.
Casino: Unworthy of his spot in NAPW. Possibly has a crush on me.
Dee Jay: Finally The Untouchables.
Casino grins.
Casino: Unstoppable.
Dee Jay: Well I'd like to thank you for coming in today Chris, be sure to see Chris Casino take on Patrick Bickle this Tuesday in Kamloops. Any words for the people at home listening in?
Casino: Yes. Don't have children.
Dee Jay: And that's all we have time for!
The interview, if you would call it that ends and Casino takes off his headset. The Dee Jay offers his hand but Casino ignores him and leaves as quickly as he can.
* cut to a commercial for the new "The Lemon Drop Kid" Lloyd Rees action figure! Push the button on it's back and hear him say "I got crabs in my pants!" and many others! Available now at ChrisCasino.com! *
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[/center]Chris Casino sits in the small studio and looks across the boards at his interviewer. While Casino is dressed in a tailor made Armani suit, the dee jay looks like he got his clothes from a rummage sale. As Casino sits patiently and waits for the dee jay to finish his run down of sponsors he reflects that maybe this wasn't such a hot idea after all.
Dee Jay: Okay we've been talking about this all week, sitting across from me is a local celebrity of sorts. He's a wrestler from the Northern Alberta Pro Wrestling company and he's going to give us an exclusive interview! His name...Chris Casino.
The Dee Jay pushes a button and the sounds of boos can be heard over the headset. Casino simply sighs.
Dee Jay: That's right, he's the Canadian bashing bad guy who will be competing in Kamloops BC this Tuesday against Patrick Bickle. Chris, welcome to the show!
Casino:...Yeah.
Dee Jay: First off can you give us a little teaser of what will happen this Tuesday with you and Patrick Bickle?
Casino: What will happen? Isn't it obvious? I'll go into that match and make the so called Suicidal Submission Machine look like the curtain jerker he is.
Dee Jay: So you have no fears that Bickle will win?
Casino: My only fear is that I'll catch scabies from Bickle during our match. In fact I plan on getting a rabies shot before our match should he try and bite me.
Dee Jay: Now I've been a big fan of NAPW since the beginning. Our radio station has even done a few live remotes from your shows.
Casino: Yes I know, I see you and your misfit fans when I leave the building. Tell me, isn't it a little irresponsible to be teaching the youth of Canada how to swear at the top of their lungs at people?
Dee Jay: Well you are the bad guy and....
Casino: How am I the supposed bad guy? Is it because I love my country more than I love yours? Is it because I beat all of your overrated Canadian stars into exile? Maybe it's because I go on television and flaunt what none of you can have. The good life. Money is no issue for me. Women? I can have anyone I want. Titles? I've won them all.
Dee Jay: You haven't won the Television Title....
Casino looks confused.
Casino: TV Title? What's all this I keep hearing about NAPW having a TV title? Are you sure you're not confusing NAPW with some other promotion?
Dee Jay: No you guys have a TV Title, in fact Jeff James just lost the title after holding it for over two months.
Casino looks at the Dee Jay to see if his leg is being pulled.
Casino: If you say so.
Dee Jay: Moving on, we've all seen on TV that you've brought back the Kiniski Cup to Canada. Is it true that you're going to melt the Cup down if...
Casino: When....
Dee Jay: Okay, when your match with Bickle is over?
Casino smirks.
Casino: Indeed I do. I plan of giving Bickle the current Pure Honor Title as a memento of what could have been. Maybe he can sell it on EBay for some money to get some food or something. As for me, once the Kiniski Cup is melted down I'll fashion it into the newest version of the Pure Honor Championship. A belt that will put all others to shame. After that, I'll use whatever metal is left over from the cup to fashion into medals and such to sell at The Bellagio.
Dee Jay: All this of course hangs on the fact of you beating Patrick Bickle.
Casino: Why wouldn't I beat him? Look at his performances over the last few weeks. Pathetic. He's been phoning in his matches and it shows. At once time I thought Bickle would be my toughest challenge, but now? Now I see him as being a simple warm up for the Doomriders at Cold Snap. Bickle and his legacy as Pure Honor Champion are history. I meanwhile am the very future of both Pure Honor and NAPW itself. After Tuesday the fans will know one thing without a doubt...Bickle is dead.
Dee Jay: Before we go let's play some word association.
Casino: Ugh.
Dee Jay: Patrick Bickle.
Casino: Wasted talent.
Dee Jay: The Doomriders.
Casino: Overrated.
Dee Jay: Evan Cartwright.
Casino: Traitor.
Dee Jay: Ravager.
Casino: Coward.
Dee Jay: Prince Darko.
Casino: Who the Hell is that?
Dee Jay: "The Lemon Drop Kid" Lloyd Rees.
Casino: Unworthy of his spot in NAPW. Possibly has a crush on me.
Dee Jay: Finally The Untouchables.
Casino grins.
Casino: Unstoppable.
Dee Jay: Well I'd like to thank you for coming in today Chris, be sure to see Chris Casino take on Patrick Bickle this Tuesday in Kamloops. Any words for the people at home listening in?
Casino: Yes. Don't have children.
Dee Jay: And that's all we have time for!
The interview, if you would call it that ends and Casino takes off his headset. The Dee Jay offers his hand but Casino ignores him and leaves as quickly as he can.
* cut to a commercial for the new "The Lemon Drop Kid" Lloyd Rees action figure! Push the button on it's back and hear him say "I got crabs in my pants!" and many others! Available now at ChrisCasino.com! *