Post by "The Show" Chad Kurtis on Jan 25, 2007 21:58:02 GMT -5
Scene begins outside The Coliseum as "The Show" has just got done signing autographs for fans after taking in a Prince George Spruce Kings hockey match.
Show: I have always heard how much Canadians love their wrestlers, but it is something you have to experience to appreciate. I guess it justs goes to prove what we all already knew that Jeff James is full of sh!t. I mean who did he think he was talking about when he said the fans of NAPW don't have any love for "The Show". Jeff wouldn't know the truth if it slapped him in the face. He knows I should be the television champion, I mean he knows I had his @ss whooped, and the only thing that saved him was his brother and his butt buddy! But, there is no use it trying to explain things to a person like James, 'cause just like the rest of his Foundation buddies he is delusional. I have some bad news and some worst news for James and Darko. The bad news is a got a clean bill of health from the doctors, so they got a 100% healthy "Show" to deal with, and the worst news is I am focused and locked on walking away with the TV title tomorrow night right here in Prince George. Oh and by the way just in case Young decides to stick his nose in the match, my back-up will be here tomorrow night. You know just to keep things on the up and up. Listening to Darko and James has given my a headache this week. I mean all you hear them talk about is each other like they are some old married couple who's sex life is no longer on the up and up. Hell, for all I know that could be the problem between them two. No loving! If that's the problem I wish they would just freakin' kiss and make up. I mean I don't want to see that, but I believe don't ask don't tell. On a serious note I hope James has enjoyed his time as television champion, because tomorrow night, "The true TV champion" AKA "The Show" will take what is his, and there ain't nothing that Darko or Young or the three stooges or the three little pigs or humpty dumpty can do about! Darko, I guess I do need to thank you, because if you had been giving James his loving this wouldn't be a title match, so just remember when I climb to the turnbuckle and hold up my television title to celebrate with the fans tomorrow night that it's your fault "The Foundation" no longer has the television title.
Scene fades out as "The Show" reaches the Gold's Gym of Prince George, and head to the cardio section to begin his final preparation for Action!.
Show: I have always heard how much Canadians love their wrestlers, but it is something you have to experience to appreciate. I guess it justs goes to prove what we all already knew that Jeff James is full of sh!t. I mean who did he think he was talking about when he said the fans of NAPW don't have any love for "The Show". Jeff wouldn't know the truth if it slapped him in the face. He knows I should be the television champion, I mean he knows I had his @ss whooped, and the only thing that saved him was his brother and his butt buddy! But, there is no use it trying to explain things to a person like James, 'cause just like the rest of his Foundation buddies he is delusional. I have some bad news and some worst news for James and Darko. The bad news is a got a clean bill of health from the doctors, so they got a 100% healthy "Show" to deal with, and the worst news is I am focused and locked on walking away with the TV title tomorrow night right here in Prince George. Oh and by the way just in case Young decides to stick his nose in the match, my back-up will be here tomorrow night. You know just to keep things on the up and up. Listening to Darko and James has given my a headache this week. I mean all you hear them talk about is each other like they are some old married couple who's sex life is no longer on the up and up. Hell, for all I know that could be the problem between them two. No loving! If that's the problem I wish they would just freakin' kiss and make up. I mean I don't want to see that, but I believe don't ask don't tell. On a serious note I hope James has enjoyed his time as television champion, because tomorrow night, "The true TV champion" AKA "The Show" will take what is his, and there ain't nothing that Darko or Young or the three stooges or the three little pigs or humpty dumpty can do about! Darko, I guess I do need to thank you, because if you had been giving James his loving this wouldn't be a title match, so just remember when I climb to the turnbuckle and hold up my television title to celebrate with the fans tomorrow night that it's your fault "The Foundation" no longer has the television title.
Scene fades out as "The Show" reaches the Gold's Gym of Prince George, and head to the cardio section to begin his final preparation for Action!.