Post by Chris Casino on Jan 25, 2007 1:39:07 GMT -5
"Another Tuesday Night Fights, another evening filled with controversy. But I wouldn't have it any other way. Not only did Kurt Castle retain his Provincial Title against that walking STD Tommy Deathrow, but in an impromptu match myself and Kenny Krenshov beat down Evan Cartwright and his new buddy Ravager. If I'm not mistaken that makes me 2-0 against Ravager. Both wins of course coming by way of tag matches. Ravager doesn't have the balls to face me man on man. Then again, Ravager probably enjoys anything that involves the phrase Man On Man."
Chris Casino is standing before a roaring fire, smirk firmly in place and Pure Vegas Title draped over his shoulder. The LED readout on the belt scrolls the following text, "Ravager is Casino's bitch!!!!" Casino seems lost in thought as the fire crackles and pops. That is until Raul Havok enters the room and ruins the mood.
Havok: What's up champ? Why are we still hanging around Canada?
Casino: (sighs) I said I was staying behind Raul. You can go back to Vegas if you like. I need time to reflect on what the future holds for us.
Havok: Your crusade I take it.
Casino: My war.
Havok: Either way I'm going back to the neon and cheap women. If you need me I'm just a phone call....
Casino: Trust me, I won't need you.
Havok turns to walk away but the next words out of Casinos mouth stop him cold.
Casino: (quietly) You almost cost Castle the Provincial Title.
Havok: Yeah but it turned out okay in the end.
Casino turns and looks at his manager.
Casino: You just be careful Havok. You screw something up for The Untouchables and we'll treat you like you're one of "them." Understood?
Havok nods, a bead of sweat rolls down his doughy cheek.
Casino: Now get out of here, I have to do something.
Havok doesn't need Casino to tell him twice as he flees the room (and Canada) so that Chris Casino can address the viewing audience.
Casino: For those watching this, for those of you at home or in NAPW who simply forgot. I'm Chris Casino and I'm the best damn wrestler in this promotions history. What do I bring to the table?
Casino: I remind you all of this for one simple reason. NAPW is once more trying to shove me back into the shadows so they won't have to deal with me. Why do I think this? Because at Cold Snap who faces Evan Cartwright for the NAPW Heavyweight Title? Ravager. A man who has had more shots at the Heavyweight title than anyone in this companies history. Yet for all his chances, he's held the title exactly one time.
Casino: What has Ravager done since he lost that title nearly a year ago. Not one damn thing. Has he won any additional titles? Nope. Has he beaten anyone of importance? Negative. Hell, has Ravager even earned a right to get a rematch at Evan at Cold Snap? Hell no. Ravager is without any doubt the most overrated wrestler in history. Look at all the times he's ducked me. For a year I've called him out. But he refuses to meet me.
Casino: Look at this so called main event for the January 30th Tuesday Night Fights. A four way survival match that involves Lloyd Rees, Ravager, "Sick" Billy Kryenik & Evan Cartwright. Let's take a closer look shall we?
Casino: Lloyd Rees. What the (BLEEP) has he done to get a main event? He comes back from whatever homeless shelter he was staying at and what does NAPW do? They toss him in this huge match. Rees, I don't know you, I don't like you and to be honest if you died tomorrow I could care less. The fact remains is that you're in a match that you don't belong in. You know it and I know it.
Casino: Ravager. A man I've already talked about. A man who I've beaten twice in tag team competition. A man who is destined to headline Action after the PPV is over. You're pathetic Ravager. Once you lose at Cold Snap I want to be the first to say to the world...I told you so.
Casino: Evan Cartwright. The current Heavyweight Champion. A man who I've held tag gold with. A man who I beat for the Provincial title. A man who is only champion because he's surrounded by weak challengers. I offered you a spot by my side scout and you turned your back. That makes you a target my friend. I have no doubt you'll retain that title against Ravager. I also have no doubt that you'll refuse to put that belt up against me as well.
Casino: Billy Kryenik. Now unlike the other three mooks I respect you. Why? Because you beat me last year in the semi finals of my own tournament. With that one win you proved that you were the real deal. A contender. However...In your nearly one year stay with NAPW you've held one title. You were 1/2 of the tag team champions with Cartwright. Not that you actually beat any team to win that strap, no NAPW simply handed you the belt when I found myself fired for "unprofessional conduct."
Casino pats the Pure Honor title on his shoulder.
Casino: While the so called superstars of NAPW jockey for the top spot here I am winning match after match after match. One day soon, one or all of you will have to deal with me. The big question is...Who will have the guts to do it?
Casino dismisses us and we fade to black.
* cut to a commercial for the new "I beat Ravager (again) and all I got was this lousy tee shirt!" new from ChrisCasino.com! *
Casino's Base Of Operations. Canada.
Chris Casino is standing before a roaring fire, smirk firmly in place and Pure Vegas Title draped over his shoulder. The LED readout on the belt scrolls the following text, "Ravager is Casino's bitch!!!!" Casino seems lost in thought as the fire crackles and pops. That is until Raul Havok enters the room and ruins the mood.
Havok: What's up champ? Why are we still hanging around Canada?
Casino: (sighs) I said I was staying behind Raul. You can go back to Vegas if you like. I need time to reflect on what the future holds for us.
Havok: Your crusade I take it.
Casino: My war.
Havok: Either way I'm going back to the neon and cheap women. If you need me I'm just a phone call....
Casino: Trust me, I won't need you.
Havok turns to walk away but the next words out of Casinos mouth stop him cold.
Casino: (quietly) You almost cost Castle the Provincial Title.
Havok: Yeah but it turned out okay in the end.
Casino turns and looks at his manager.
Casino: You just be careful Havok. You screw something up for The Untouchables and we'll treat you like you're one of "them." Understood?
Havok nods, a bead of sweat rolls down his doughy cheek.
Casino: Now get out of here, I have to do something.
Havok doesn't need Casino to tell him twice as he flees the room (and Canada) so that Chris Casino can address the viewing audience.
Casino: For those watching this, for those of you at home or in NAPW who simply forgot. I'm Chris Casino and I'm the best damn wrestler in this promotions history. What do I bring to the table?
The first Triple Crown and only Grand Slam winner, the creator of the Canadian Cup tournament, A Ring Of Prestige inductee, Unbeaten since my return and I'm the most dominant Pure Honor Champion in history.
[/b]Casino: I remind you all of this for one simple reason. NAPW is once more trying to shove me back into the shadows so they won't have to deal with me. Why do I think this? Because at Cold Snap who faces Evan Cartwright for the NAPW Heavyweight Title? Ravager. A man who has had more shots at the Heavyweight title than anyone in this companies history. Yet for all his chances, he's held the title exactly one time.
Casino: What has Ravager done since he lost that title nearly a year ago. Not one damn thing. Has he won any additional titles? Nope. Has he beaten anyone of importance? Negative. Hell, has Ravager even earned a right to get a rematch at Evan at Cold Snap? Hell no. Ravager is without any doubt the most overrated wrestler in history. Look at all the times he's ducked me. For a year I've called him out. But he refuses to meet me.
Casino: Look at this so called main event for the January 30th Tuesday Night Fights. A four way survival match that involves Lloyd Rees, Ravager, "Sick" Billy Kryenik & Evan Cartwright. Let's take a closer look shall we?
Casino: Lloyd Rees. What the (BLEEP) has he done to get a main event? He comes back from whatever homeless shelter he was staying at and what does NAPW do? They toss him in this huge match. Rees, I don't know you, I don't like you and to be honest if you died tomorrow I could care less. The fact remains is that you're in a match that you don't belong in. You know it and I know it.
Casino: Ravager. A man I've already talked about. A man who I've beaten twice in tag team competition. A man who is destined to headline Action after the PPV is over. You're pathetic Ravager. Once you lose at Cold Snap I want to be the first to say to the world...I told you so.
Casino: Evan Cartwright. The current Heavyweight Champion. A man who I've held tag gold with. A man who I beat for the Provincial title. A man who is only champion because he's surrounded by weak challengers. I offered you a spot by my side scout and you turned your back. That makes you a target my friend. I have no doubt you'll retain that title against Ravager. I also have no doubt that you'll refuse to put that belt up against me as well.
Casino: Billy Kryenik. Now unlike the other three mooks I respect you. Why? Because you beat me last year in the semi finals of my own tournament. With that one win you proved that you were the real deal. A contender. However...In your nearly one year stay with NAPW you've held one title. You were 1/2 of the tag team champions with Cartwright. Not that you actually beat any team to win that strap, no NAPW simply handed you the belt when I found myself fired for "unprofessional conduct."
Casino pats the Pure Honor title on his shoulder.
Casino: While the so called superstars of NAPW jockey for the top spot here I am winning match after match after match. One day soon, one or all of you will have to deal with me. The big question is...Who will have the guts to do it?
Casino dismisses us and we fade to black.
* cut to a commercial for the new "I beat Ravager (again) and all I got was this lousy tee shirt!" new from ChrisCasino.com! *