Post by Jeff James on Jan 24, 2007 17:41:29 GMT -5
The scene opens up with Jeff James talking a walk. He's wearing a white wife beater and jean shorts. The streets seem oddly empty. He stops when he gets in front of his apartment building.
Jeff James: Hmm...
He looks around and all thats heard is the constant breeze. His facial expression is one of great confusion. He rubs his chin as he thinks hard about where everyone is. Eventually he just shrugs his shoulders and walks forward toward the apartment complex
Jeff James: La la la....la..la........Where the hell is everyone?
He opens the front door and once again its empty. Not a single sign of life. He takes the usual left turn and heads for the stairs...A quick movement is visible on the top right side of the screen
Jeff James: Huh?
He walks in the direction of the disturbance and sees a few people scamper behind a wall
Jeff James: Who's there!?
His walk speeds up to a slight jog as he makes it only feet away from the wall, he then stops completely and heres a male voice whispering
Voice: Ok, he's right there so guys, get ready!
Jeff James: (to himself) Alright, someone is definitely (BLEEP)ing with me.
He slowly walks toward the wall and when he's about a foot away Josh Reynolds and two cameramen pop out from the other side of the wall. Jeff jumps up and lets out an "AH"
Josh Reynolds: Jeff Ja-
POW! A hard right lands square in the middle of Josh Reynolds' face. Blood spurts into the air and Josh stumbles backward and lands on his ass
Jeff James: YEAH TAKE THAT MOTHERFU- Josh?
Josh Reynolds nose begins to bleed and he quickly begins to hold his nose
Josh Reynolds: OWW!!! What was that for!?
Jeff James: YOU JUMPED AT ME!
Josh Reynolds: YOU HIT ME!
Jeff James: You scared the shit out of me!
Josh Reynolds: Help me up.
Josh extends a hand which is grabbed by Jeff. He is then lifted to his feet, the bleeding has stopped but his nose is a nice new shade of red
Josh Reynolds: HM!
He pats his shirt, straightening it. He then pulls out a comb from his back pocket and fixes his hair. He feels his nose and his face grimaces in pain
Jeff James: You alright?
Josh Reynolds: Its just a flesh wound. I'll live.
Jeff James: (laughing) So what do ya want?
Josh Reynolds: (seriously) What else would I be here for?
Jeff James smiles innocently trying to make Josh laugh but to no avail. Jeff sighs, puts his hands on his hips and begins to slowly shake his head in disapproval
Jeff James: You never let me have any fun. So whatcha interviewing me about?
Josh Reynolds: (gaining volume) WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Jeff James: (sighs) The Triple Threat Match this Friday?
Josh Reynolds: OH REALLY!?
Jeff James: Get on with it Joshy boy.
Josh Reynolds: Fine! Alright, Cameramen, on 3. One! Two! Three!
Josh Reynolds puts on his best Sunday smile and is ready to interview
Josh Reynolds: (clears throat) Josh Reynolds here with TV Champion Jeff James. Jeff James has agreed to sit down with us and answer a few questions about his upcoming TV Title match.
So Jeff, I see you and Darko haven't been on the best of terms as of late. Whats this all about?
Jeff James: Well, I can't really answer that. I think really, its only because we have different points of view. But I'm pretty sure in the end we can pull through.
Josh Reynolds: Does that mean we'll be seeing some double team on "The Show" Chad Kurtis?
Jeff James: No way. My fans would KILL me if I did that! Plus, I'm going in there to wrestle. Not to cheat.
Josh Reynolds: Thats good to hear. Jeff, is there any reason why you've completely ignored Chad Kurtis in your last two promos?
Jeff James: No reason Josh. This is really between Darko and I. Chad is just a bystander thats probably going to end up getting hurt if he gets in my way.
Josh Reynolds: But it was originally his match.
Jeff James: (Sighs) I know it was. And I feel bad. I mean I really don't care that he's in the match. He's there but I can't see him. Y'know what I mean? I mean, come the match I'll be focused on both Darko and Kurtis. But right now its just like...He's sticking his head in my beef.
Josh Reynolds: Interesting...But have you prepared for Chad Kurtis? He has beat you before.
Jeff James:(Angrily) Excuse me? Beat me? Chad Kurtis has NEVER beat me. He wants to be happy because the Foundation decided to interfere? Chad you never had the win! I had everything going my way. Yes, you had some sort of advantage at the time but do you think your CK Finale was really going to get the win over me? PUH-LEASE!
Josh Reynolds: Care to continue?
Jeff James: Yes, I really would like to. You see, Chad Kurtis has been high and mighty ever since he beat me by DQ and got close to beating Cartwright. (Sarcastically) Good (BLEEP)ING Job! No one cares Chad! You claim that your "The Show" when in fact your nothing but dirt! The NAPW fans don't like you. They don't like Team Kurtis. They don't even want to see you in the lower mid-card!
I mean, your a god damn curtain jerker Chad! Your so happy because you have another title match in order to "redeem" yourself. There will be no redeeming Chad. Your seem to forget who I am. You seem to forget that I've defended this title 5 times..I've broken the NAPW record then went to break my own record. I plan on breaking it a third time this Friday Chad and theres nothing you, Nightmare or NAPW can you about it.
Josh Reynolds: I don't know Jeff. The odds of winning aren't really against you.
Jeff James: What? Because I have a 1/3 chance. That means nothing. You have to add my abilities into that, my attributes! When you add that in the odds ARE in my favor. So get your shit straight before I punch you out again.
Josh Reynolds: Geez, calm down.
Jeff James: You know what? I'm out.
Jeff lunges at Josh, causing him to flinch. He stops his fist centimeters away from Josh's face
Jeff James: (sarcastically) Geez Josh, don't be so scared.
Jeff laughs and walks away
Josh Reynolds: (under his breath) (BLEEP).
Fade To Black
Jeff James: Hmm...
He looks around and all thats heard is the constant breeze. His facial expression is one of great confusion. He rubs his chin as he thinks hard about where everyone is. Eventually he just shrugs his shoulders and walks forward toward the apartment complex
Jeff James: La la la....la..la........Where the hell is everyone?
He opens the front door and once again its empty. Not a single sign of life. He takes the usual left turn and heads for the stairs...A quick movement is visible on the top right side of the screen
Jeff James: Huh?
He walks in the direction of the disturbance and sees a few people scamper behind a wall
Jeff James: Who's there!?
His walk speeds up to a slight jog as he makes it only feet away from the wall, he then stops completely and heres a male voice whispering
Voice: Ok, he's right there so guys, get ready!
Jeff James: (to himself) Alright, someone is definitely (BLEEP)ing with me.
He slowly walks toward the wall and when he's about a foot away Josh Reynolds and two cameramen pop out from the other side of the wall. Jeff jumps up and lets out an "AH"
Josh Reynolds: Jeff Ja-
POW! A hard right lands square in the middle of Josh Reynolds' face. Blood spurts into the air and Josh stumbles backward and lands on his ass
Jeff James: YEAH TAKE THAT MOTHERFU- Josh?
Josh Reynolds nose begins to bleed and he quickly begins to hold his nose
Josh Reynolds: OWW!!! What was that for!?
Jeff James: YOU JUMPED AT ME!
Josh Reynolds: YOU HIT ME!
Jeff James: You scared the shit out of me!
Josh Reynolds: Help me up.
Josh extends a hand which is grabbed by Jeff. He is then lifted to his feet, the bleeding has stopped but his nose is a nice new shade of red
Josh Reynolds: HM!
He pats his shirt, straightening it. He then pulls out a comb from his back pocket and fixes his hair. He feels his nose and his face grimaces in pain
Jeff James: You alright?
Josh Reynolds: Its just a flesh wound. I'll live.
Jeff James: (laughing) So what do ya want?
Josh Reynolds: (seriously) What else would I be here for?
Jeff James smiles innocently trying to make Josh laugh but to no avail. Jeff sighs, puts his hands on his hips and begins to slowly shake his head in disapproval
Jeff James: You never let me have any fun. So whatcha interviewing me about?
Josh Reynolds: (gaining volume) WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Jeff James: (sighs) The Triple Threat Match this Friday?
Josh Reynolds: OH REALLY!?
Jeff James: Get on with it Joshy boy.
Josh Reynolds: Fine! Alright, Cameramen, on 3. One! Two! Three!
Josh Reynolds puts on his best Sunday smile and is ready to interview
Josh Reynolds: (clears throat) Josh Reynolds here with TV Champion Jeff James. Jeff James has agreed to sit down with us and answer a few questions about his upcoming TV Title match.
So Jeff, I see you and Darko haven't been on the best of terms as of late. Whats this all about?
Jeff James: Well, I can't really answer that. I think really, its only because we have different points of view. But I'm pretty sure in the end we can pull through.
Josh Reynolds: Does that mean we'll be seeing some double team on "The Show" Chad Kurtis?
Jeff James: No way. My fans would KILL me if I did that! Plus, I'm going in there to wrestle. Not to cheat.
Josh Reynolds: Thats good to hear. Jeff, is there any reason why you've completely ignored Chad Kurtis in your last two promos?
Jeff James: No reason Josh. This is really between Darko and I. Chad is just a bystander thats probably going to end up getting hurt if he gets in my way.
Josh Reynolds: But it was originally his match.
Jeff James: (Sighs) I know it was. And I feel bad. I mean I really don't care that he's in the match. He's there but I can't see him. Y'know what I mean? I mean, come the match I'll be focused on both Darko and Kurtis. But right now its just like...He's sticking his head in my beef.
Josh Reynolds: Interesting...But have you prepared for Chad Kurtis? He has beat you before.
Jeff James:(Angrily) Excuse me? Beat me? Chad Kurtis has NEVER beat me. He wants to be happy because the Foundation decided to interfere? Chad you never had the win! I had everything going my way. Yes, you had some sort of advantage at the time but do you think your CK Finale was really going to get the win over me? PUH-LEASE!
Josh Reynolds: Care to continue?
Jeff James: Yes, I really would like to. You see, Chad Kurtis has been high and mighty ever since he beat me by DQ and got close to beating Cartwright. (Sarcastically) Good (BLEEP)ING Job! No one cares Chad! You claim that your "The Show" when in fact your nothing but dirt! The NAPW fans don't like you. They don't like Team Kurtis. They don't even want to see you in the lower mid-card!
I mean, your a god damn curtain jerker Chad! Your so happy because you have another title match in order to "redeem" yourself. There will be no redeeming Chad. Your seem to forget who I am. You seem to forget that I've defended this title 5 times..I've broken the NAPW record then went to break my own record. I plan on breaking it a third time this Friday Chad and theres nothing you, Nightmare or NAPW can you about it.
Josh Reynolds: I don't know Jeff. The odds of winning aren't really against you.
Jeff James: What? Because I have a 1/3 chance. That means nothing. You have to add my abilities into that, my attributes! When you add that in the odds ARE in my favor. So get your shit straight before I punch you out again.
Josh Reynolds: Geez, calm down.
Jeff James: You know what? I'm out.
Jeff lunges at Josh, causing him to flinch. He stops his fist centimeters away from Josh's face
Jeff James: (sarcastically) Geez Josh, don't be so scared.
Jeff laughs and walks away
Josh Reynolds: (under his breath) (BLEEP).
Fade To Black