Post by John Salty on Jan 24, 2007 12:36:01 GMT -5
(We open backstage after Tuesday Night Fights outside the Locker room of “The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees. Chatter comes from the other side of the door. After a few short minutes, the door to the locker room flies open and out walks Ol’Salty, “The Lemondrop Kid” Lloyd Rees, and the “Manager t’da Stars” newest project, “The Chairman of The NAPW” David Banks. The newly formed trio looks to make an unnoticed exit from the arena, but everyone knows that is not the way things happen in the NAPW. They are stopped just short by an inquisitive Josh Reynolds.)
JOSH REYNOLDS: Before you three gentlemen retire from the evening, I’d like to ask you a few questions concerning what has happened here tonight…
“THE LEMONDROP KID” LLOYD REES: Surprise, surprise…
OL’SALTY: Take’er easy Lloyd b’y, I got dis one…So Josh m’son, what can I help ya with dis time?
JOSH REYNOLDS: What has happened here tonight? First, you obviously orcas traded the attack on Simply Beautiful by one, David Banks. Then, after Banks decimated Beautiful with that vicious chairshot, you left, what everyone though was your newest ally, The Plague, alone in the ring…
OL’SALTY: Let me start with d’hat waste of space, Da Plague. Our relationship with Da Plague was run’n on our time and d’hat time has expired. We got what we needed from him. Lloyd wanted t’get his hands on Mr. Patrick Bickle and teach him a lesson. He did just d’hat. Da Plague is of no more use t’us…D’hat is d’hat!
JOSH REYNOLDS: Mr. Banks do you hear what I am hearing? Ol’Salty just admitted out right that relationships with him and his man, Rees, are based on one thing. As long as it benefits this vile Newfie duo you are ok, but once you are useless to them…
OL’SALTY: Reynolds! Aren’t ya talk’n t’me? Let me reassure d’hat David Banks has no worries about such tings…What you’re see’n t’me right…
(Banks steps forward, infamous chair in hand.)
OL’SALTY: …Is da future of dis business and Simply Beautiful is go’n t’learn d’hat first hand next week! Sure, our partnership began with a simple planned hit, but see’n what David is capable of we have decided d’hat it would work out fer both parties if we took Mr. Banks under our wing, taught him da ways…
JOSH REYNOLDS: If I could get a word from the man himself…
(Ol’Salty nods in approval.)
OL’SALTY: What would ya like t’know Josh?
JOSH REYNOLDS: What are you thinking David? Can you not see what you are getting yourself into here?
“THE CHAIRMAN” DAVID BANKS: Who in their right mind would give up a chance to work with a athlete like Lloyd Rees and the man who has lead him to the top, Ol’Salty? NO ONE!! Tonight’s embarrassment of Simply Beautiful is just the beginning…
OL’SALTY: D’hat’s enough fer now…We got more important tings t’do d’hen talk t’Josh here…
(The newly formed trio makes its way out of the building.)
JOSH REYNOLDS: Before you three gentlemen retire from the evening, I’d like to ask you a few questions concerning what has happened here tonight…
“THE LEMONDROP KID” LLOYD REES: Surprise, surprise…
OL’SALTY: Take’er easy Lloyd b’y, I got dis one…So Josh m’son, what can I help ya with dis time?
JOSH REYNOLDS: What has happened here tonight? First, you obviously orcas traded the attack on Simply Beautiful by one, David Banks. Then, after Banks decimated Beautiful with that vicious chairshot, you left, what everyone though was your newest ally, The Plague, alone in the ring…
OL’SALTY: Let me start with d’hat waste of space, Da Plague. Our relationship with Da Plague was run’n on our time and d’hat time has expired. We got what we needed from him. Lloyd wanted t’get his hands on Mr. Patrick Bickle and teach him a lesson. He did just d’hat. Da Plague is of no more use t’us…D’hat is d’hat!
JOSH REYNOLDS: Mr. Banks do you hear what I am hearing? Ol’Salty just admitted out right that relationships with him and his man, Rees, are based on one thing. As long as it benefits this vile Newfie duo you are ok, but once you are useless to them…
OL’SALTY: Reynolds! Aren’t ya talk’n t’me? Let me reassure d’hat David Banks has no worries about such tings…What you’re see’n t’me right…
(Banks steps forward, infamous chair in hand.)
OL’SALTY: …Is da future of dis business and Simply Beautiful is go’n t’learn d’hat first hand next week! Sure, our partnership began with a simple planned hit, but see’n what David is capable of we have decided d’hat it would work out fer both parties if we took Mr. Banks under our wing, taught him da ways…
JOSH REYNOLDS: If I could get a word from the man himself…
(Ol’Salty nods in approval.)
OL’SALTY: What would ya like t’know Josh?
JOSH REYNOLDS: What are you thinking David? Can you not see what you are getting yourself into here?
“THE CHAIRMAN” DAVID BANKS: Who in their right mind would give up a chance to work with a athlete like Lloyd Rees and the man who has lead him to the top, Ol’Salty? NO ONE!! Tonight’s embarrassment of Simply Beautiful is just the beginning…
OL’SALTY: D’hat’s enough fer now…We got more important tings t’do d’hen talk t’Josh here…
(The newly formed trio makes its way out of the building.)