Post by Ravager on Oct 31, 2005 13:54:34 GMT -5
Ravager is at a florists. He is casually talking to the pretty young clerk at the desk.
Ravager : So, I'd like the note to read " To Mark Millar. Get well soon. I hope you learned some humility. And remember, I gave you plenty of time to back out of your thrashing. Don't tempt fate like that again. Sincerely, Ravager"
Clerk : And What type of flowers would you like to send him? Roses...
Ravager : Just take any of the stems and petals you sweep off the floor and put them in your cheapest vase. He won't know the difference.
Clerk (leery): And how will you be paying for this?
Ravager (pulling out a stack of bills - $5000, coincidentally enough) : Cash, of course. I remembered to collect after my match. ... Oh that reminds me, do you have any symapthy cards?
Clerk : On the wall.
Ravager : Thank you. (Goes to wall) Let's see. They won't have exactly what I need, so maybe these blank cards will suffice.
(Takes out pen, writes) Dear Lobo, Thank you for the $5000. I'm glad my beating of Mr. Millar was satisfactory to you. Please know that I meant no ill offense when I hit you with the chair. I simply decided that you were too condescending to earn a shot at my title. Plus the money you offered me to attack Static was insulting. I wouldn't step on an ant for that much. Here's hoping you learned some respect this Monday. Good luck against Mr. Millar on Thursday. I think he'll be in a bad mood. The NAPW Provincial Champion, Ravager.
That's nice. Now what to say in my next card... Oh of course...
(writes next card) Static: Congratulations on your being number one contender. Now some friendly advice. Make your plans for a career after wrestling. Because if I don't take you out. I'm sure Lobo will. Make your peace with God, because you'll be shown no mercy by anyone now. Ravager.
There, that takes care of everything. (gives money to Clerk) Keep the change.
Ravager walks out of the florists shop, grinning evilly.
Ravager : So, I'd like the note to read " To Mark Millar. Get well soon. I hope you learned some humility. And remember, I gave you plenty of time to back out of your thrashing. Don't tempt fate like that again. Sincerely, Ravager"
Clerk : And What type of flowers would you like to send him? Roses...
Ravager : Just take any of the stems and petals you sweep off the floor and put them in your cheapest vase. He won't know the difference.
Clerk (leery): And how will you be paying for this?
Ravager (pulling out a stack of bills - $5000, coincidentally enough) : Cash, of course. I remembered to collect after my match. ... Oh that reminds me, do you have any symapthy cards?
Clerk : On the wall.
Ravager : Thank you. (Goes to wall) Let's see. They won't have exactly what I need, so maybe these blank cards will suffice.
(Takes out pen, writes) Dear Lobo, Thank you for the $5000. I'm glad my beating of Mr. Millar was satisfactory to you. Please know that I meant no ill offense when I hit you with the chair. I simply decided that you were too condescending to earn a shot at my title. Plus the money you offered me to attack Static was insulting. I wouldn't step on an ant for that much. Here's hoping you learned some respect this Monday. Good luck against Mr. Millar on Thursday. I think he'll be in a bad mood. The NAPW Provincial Champion, Ravager.
That's nice. Now what to say in my next card... Oh of course...
(writes next card) Static: Congratulations on your being number one contender. Now some friendly advice. Make your plans for a career after wrestling. Because if I don't take you out. I'm sure Lobo will. Make your peace with God, because you'll be shown no mercy by anyone now. Ravager.
There, that takes care of everything. (gives money to Clerk) Keep the change.
Ravager walks out of the florists shop, grinning evilly.