Post by Ravager on Dec 10, 2005 19:46:26 GMT -5
Ravager. At the police station. He is handcuffed, in solitary confinement. He stares blankly at the wall. An officer enters. Removes the handcuffs.
Officer: All right. The Manager of the Tim Horton's won't press charges because you paid the full cost for the window. And the kid you messed up just wants this whole thing to go away. Or should I say, his parents want this whole thing to go away. Apparently their wealthy son panhandling is something they don't want in the news.
Ravager: (barely paying attention) Obviously.
Officer: Since there are no charges against you, I have to let you go. But if I had my way...
Ravager: (grimly) You'd lock me up and throw away the key. That would be productive. Tell me, are there any wrestling fans in the prison community?
Officer: Probably...
Ravager: (cold as ice) And I'm sure at least one would like a piece of me. Probably a whole bunch. I'd have to defend myself. Tell me, do you want those poor men locked in there with me?
Officer: Save your fighting for the ring. Next person you hit may not be as understanding as the last guy.
Ravager: Save it for the ring? I can do that. God help the next person who gets in my way.
Ravager walks out of the room, followed closely by two guards.
Officer: Well, that won't end well....
Fade to Black
Officer: All right. The Manager of the Tim Horton's won't press charges because you paid the full cost for the window. And the kid you messed up just wants this whole thing to go away. Or should I say, his parents want this whole thing to go away. Apparently their wealthy son panhandling is something they don't want in the news.
Ravager: (barely paying attention) Obviously.
Officer: Since there are no charges against you, I have to let you go. But if I had my way...
Ravager: (grimly) You'd lock me up and throw away the key. That would be productive. Tell me, are there any wrestling fans in the prison community?
Officer: Probably...
Ravager: (cold as ice) And I'm sure at least one would like a piece of me. Probably a whole bunch. I'd have to defend myself. Tell me, do you want those poor men locked in there with me?
Officer: Save your fighting for the ring. Next person you hit may not be as understanding as the last guy.
Ravager: Save it for the ring? I can do that. God help the next person who gets in my way.
Ravager walks out of the room, followed closely by two guards.
Officer: Well, that won't end well....
Fade to Black