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Post by Stylin' Kyle Roberts [REBEL] on Oct 30, 2005 20:09:42 GMT -5
Bill Fleming: And welcome back to the warmup to tonight's card! Just before the commercial break, "Bad Boy" Joey Malone locked up with Wayne Wright, and they're in the middle of the action! Let's take you down to ringside!
(Camera cuts to action in the ring.)
Bill Fleming: And this match is really heating up! Wright throws Malone into the corner turnbuckle! Could this be? Yes, it looks like Wayne's building up to apply the Wright Way onto Malone!
Wait a sec! Someone's coming down to the ring! It's Coach Gordon Jago! Why is the New and Improved D-X's manager at ringside?
Good lord! Bruce "The Beast" Richards and Stylin' Kyle Roberts are coming down as well! And the ref's seen the Coach! NO! GOD! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? ROBERTS HAS JUST TRIPPED UP WAYNE WRIGHT! AND NOW MALONE'S REALLY LAYING INTO HIM! DO SOMETHING, REF!
(Kyle Roberts and Bruce Richards climb into the ring.)
Kyle Roberts: That's right, Joey! Give the kid what he deserves!
Bill Fleming: The ref's calling for the bell! And it looks like Joey Malone's getting disqualified, and he doesn't care! He's still beating the hell out of Wayne Wright!
(Richards takes the mic from Roberts, addresses Joey Malone.)
Bruce Richards: Okay, boy! That's enough. I think Wright's learned his lesson! You did pretty good. You're pretty vicious. You might have the chops to join up with Kyle and I. Coach! Would you please evaluate Mr. Malone?
(Coach Jago consults the paper on his clipboard, starts writing things down. Trainers roll the prone body of Wayne Wright out of the ring. Joey Malone looks pleased with himself. Kyle Roberts starts clapping, trying to coax the audience into giving Malone an ovation. Only boos come from the crowd.)
Bruce Richards: Yeah, Joey. Coach Jago's just writing down his thoughts on your chances into making it into the big leagues.
Bill Fleming: What is going on here? Is the New and Improved D-X going to bring a new member into their fold? Joey seems pleased with his results, and the Beast sure looks happy to me. It looks like Coach Gordon Jago's stopped writing.
Bruce Richards: Oh, you're done, Coach? Well, Joey, looks like your application to join our group's been...
(Kyle Roberts runs into the ropes, and catches Joey Malone in a throwback, driving Joey's face into the ground. Bruce Richards climbs to the top rope, and performs a letter-perfect moonsault onto the dizzy Malone.)
Kyle Roberts: DENIED, BIZNITCH! HEY, CALGARY CONNECTION! TAKE A GOOD LOOK! WHY DID WE DENY MR. MALONE HERE THE CHANCE TO JOIN D-X? HE JUST WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH!
You see, there ain't no good guys! There ain't no bad guys! (starts to sing) There's only you and me, and we jus-
(Richards takes the mic)
Bruce Richards: Please. We've talked about this. No singing. (addresses the camera) CALGARY CONNECTION! LOOKS LIKE IN A FEW SHORT HOURS, IT'LL BE YOU AND US IN THIS VERY RING! YEAH, I KNOW, A BUNCH OF GOOMBAS LIKE YOURSELVES CAN HANDLE IT, RIGHT?
Well, Fixer, Hatchet, I'd take a look at applying to technical school if I were you. Take a good look at trying a new career. Kyle, could you look something up for me?
(Roberts takes an atlas from Coach's clipboard.)
Kyle Roberts: I'd be happy to, Bruce. Let's check the index for "Medicine Hat," shall we? Looky here! It seems that Medicine Hat's right along the Trans-Canada Highway, a good three hours from, you guessed it, Calgary! Doesn't look like Saskatchewan to me!
Guys, I'd get a little more sobered up if I were you. Stop with those Moe Green Specials. You'll have to bone up on your geography, and you're REALLY going to have to bone up in the ring.
Lest what happens to poor ol' Bad Boy Malone here...happens to YOU!
Time to get Down and Dirty, boys!
(Kyle drops the mic, and the New and Improved D-X leave the ring. The camera pulls down to get a shot of an unconscious Malone before fading to black.)
(Camera cuts to action in the ring.)
Bill Fleming: And this match is really heating up! Wright throws Malone into the corner turnbuckle! Could this be? Yes, it looks like Wayne's building up to apply the Wright Way onto Malone!
Wait a sec! Someone's coming down to the ring! It's Coach Gordon Jago! Why is the New and Improved D-X's manager at ringside?
Good lord! Bruce "The Beast" Richards and Stylin' Kyle Roberts are coming down as well! And the ref's seen the Coach! NO! GOD! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? ROBERTS HAS JUST TRIPPED UP WAYNE WRIGHT! AND NOW MALONE'S REALLY LAYING INTO HIM! DO SOMETHING, REF!
(Kyle Roberts and Bruce Richards climb into the ring.)
Kyle Roberts: That's right, Joey! Give the kid what he deserves!
Bill Fleming: The ref's calling for the bell! And it looks like Joey Malone's getting disqualified, and he doesn't care! He's still beating the hell out of Wayne Wright!
(Richards takes the mic from Roberts, addresses Joey Malone.)
Bruce Richards: Okay, boy! That's enough. I think Wright's learned his lesson! You did pretty good. You're pretty vicious. You might have the chops to join up with Kyle and I. Coach! Would you please evaluate Mr. Malone?
(Coach Jago consults the paper on his clipboard, starts writing things down. Trainers roll the prone body of Wayne Wright out of the ring. Joey Malone looks pleased with himself. Kyle Roberts starts clapping, trying to coax the audience into giving Malone an ovation. Only boos come from the crowd.)
Bruce Richards: Yeah, Joey. Coach Jago's just writing down his thoughts on your chances into making it into the big leagues.
Bill Fleming: What is going on here? Is the New and Improved D-X going to bring a new member into their fold? Joey seems pleased with his results, and the Beast sure looks happy to me. It looks like Coach Gordon Jago's stopped writing.
Bruce Richards: Oh, you're done, Coach? Well, Joey, looks like your application to join our group's been...
(Kyle Roberts runs into the ropes, and catches Joey Malone in a throwback, driving Joey's face into the ground. Bruce Richards climbs to the top rope, and performs a letter-perfect moonsault onto the dizzy Malone.)
Kyle Roberts: DENIED, BIZNITCH! HEY, CALGARY CONNECTION! TAKE A GOOD LOOK! WHY DID WE DENY MR. MALONE HERE THE CHANCE TO JOIN D-X? HE JUST WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH!
You see, there ain't no good guys! There ain't no bad guys! (starts to sing) There's only you and me, and we jus-
(Richards takes the mic)
Bruce Richards: Please. We've talked about this. No singing. (addresses the camera) CALGARY CONNECTION! LOOKS LIKE IN A FEW SHORT HOURS, IT'LL BE YOU AND US IN THIS VERY RING! YEAH, I KNOW, A BUNCH OF GOOMBAS LIKE YOURSELVES CAN HANDLE IT, RIGHT?
Well, Fixer, Hatchet, I'd take a look at applying to technical school if I were you. Take a good look at trying a new career. Kyle, could you look something up for me?
(Roberts takes an atlas from Coach's clipboard.)
Kyle Roberts: I'd be happy to, Bruce. Let's check the index for "Medicine Hat," shall we? Looky here! It seems that Medicine Hat's right along the Trans-Canada Highway, a good three hours from, you guessed it, Calgary! Doesn't look like Saskatchewan to me!
Guys, I'd get a little more sobered up if I were you. Stop with those Moe Green Specials. You'll have to bone up on your geography, and you're REALLY going to have to bone up in the ring.
Lest what happens to poor ol' Bad Boy Malone here...happens to YOU!
Time to get Down and Dirty, boys!
(Kyle drops the mic, and the New and Improved D-X leave the ring. The camera pulls down to get a shot of an unconscious Malone before fading to black.)