Post by D! on Dec 5, 2005 20:12:37 GMT -5
(Lights up, backstage at NAPW. Ravager and his merry band of actors are parting ways near the exit.)
ANNE: I must say, Mr. Ravager, that this is the wildest part I've ever had.
RAVAGER: Well, that's the theatre for you! Always an adventure.
ANNE: And you're sure that your opponent wasn't too badly hurt? His pain seemed so genuine!
RAVAGER: (Tsks.) Oh, Marcel, that ham. Always overdoing it. But come on, you know professional wrestling's fake, right? You didn't really pepper spray or taze a human being, that would be cruel.
(Ravager hands them all bill-stuffed enevelopes.)
RAVAGER: Now run along, you three.
(The actors leave bythe stage door. Ravager, humming, turns around, only to run smack-dab into a livid D!)
D!: You . . . used me. As part of your little play.
RAVAGER: So I did.
(Ravager pushes past him.)
RAVAGER: Nothing personal.
(Ravager exits, leaving D! by the door, furiously staring holes into the back of Ravager's head. Lights down.)
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ANNE: I must say, Mr. Ravager, that this is the wildest part I've ever had.
RAVAGER: Well, that's the theatre for you! Always an adventure.
ANNE: And you're sure that your opponent wasn't too badly hurt? His pain seemed so genuine!
RAVAGER: (Tsks.) Oh, Marcel, that ham. Always overdoing it. But come on, you know professional wrestling's fake, right? You didn't really pepper spray or taze a human being, that would be cruel.
(Ravager hands them all bill-stuffed enevelopes.)
RAVAGER: Now run along, you three.
(The actors leave bythe stage door. Ravager, humming, turns around, only to run smack-dab into a livid D!)
D!: You . . . used me. As part of your little play.
RAVAGER: So I did.
(Ravager pushes past him.)
RAVAGER: Nothing personal.
(Ravager exits, leaving D! by the door, furiously staring holes into the back of Ravager's head. Lights down.)
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