Post by The Calgary Connection on Oct 25, 2005 14:06:07 GMT -5
THE FIXER: It's a trick.
THE HATCHET: Get an ax.
[The Fixer and The Hatchet stand, in their dark glasses and black suits. Alberta Mafioso. The Calgary Connection. The Hatchet strokes his goatee as The Fixer stands almost impassively.]
THE FIXER: What we want is competition. What we don't have is competition. My name is The Fixer; my disagreeociate here is known as The Hatchet. Collectively, we're the Calgary Connection, and we're here to do one thing and one thing only --- to take, to win, to own the NAPW Tag Team Championship belts. Because you know something, NAPW? We've been around for a few years now, running our racket in every indie fed, good or bad, on this side of Canada. Now we're here in New Alberta Pro Wrestling, and our time has come. Hatchet?
THE HATCHET: Listen up NAPW! The Fixer and I aren't here to play games! We're here to wrestle! We're Calgary born and raised, ready to compete, and ready to take those Tag Team titles! But what do we see? We don't even have competition yet! And you know why that is? Because the rest of the tag teams in the world look at the NAPW roster, and they see The Hatchet, one of the most awesome physical presences in wrestling today... they see The Fixer, the only man this side of the great Chris Benoit to technically dominate any and all men who step into the ring with him without even breaking a sweat, and you know what those tag teams do? They look at that roster and they see The Calgary Connection, and they hide their tails between their legs and run to whatever promotions *don't* have our names on the list. So what that means, is that in a few short weeks we'll step into the ring at Monday Night Fights and no matter what scrubs get signed up to take us on, it'll be our hands raised in victory...and our waists that Tag Team gold will be strapped around!
THE FIXER: The Hatchet is true. And not taking anything away from the tag team we end up facing at Monday Night Fights... The Calgary Connection has a Moe Green Special especially reserved just for you.
THE HATCHET: NAPW tag teams, it's time to pay up!
THE HATCHET: Get an ax.
[The Fixer and The Hatchet stand, in their dark glasses and black suits. Alberta Mafioso. The Calgary Connection. The Hatchet strokes his goatee as The Fixer stands almost impassively.]
THE FIXER: What we want is competition. What we don't have is competition. My name is The Fixer; my disagreeociate here is known as The Hatchet. Collectively, we're the Calgary Connection, and we're here to do one thing and one thing only --- to take, to win, to own the NAPW Tag Team Championship belts. Because you know something, NAPW? We've been around for a few years now, running our racket in every indie fed, good or bad, on this side of Canada. Now we're here in New Alberta Pro Wrestling, and our time has come. Hatchet?
THE HATCHET: Listen up NAPW! The Fixer and I aren't here to play games! We're here to wrestle! We're Calgary born and raised, ready to compete, and ready to take those Tag Team titles! But what do we see? We don't even have competition yet! And you know why that is? Because the rest of the tag teams in the world look at the NAPW roster, and they see The Hatchet, one of the most awesome physical presences in wrestling today... they see The Fixer, the only man this side of the great Chris Benoit to technically dominate any and all men who step into the ring with him without even breaking a sweat, and you know what those tag teams do? They look at that roster and they see The Calgary Connection, and they hide their tails between their legs and run to whatever promotions *don't* have our names on the list. So what that means, is that in a few short weeks we'll step into the ring at Monday Night Fights and no matter what scrubs get signed up to take us on, it'll be our hands raised in victory...and our waists that Tag Team gold will be strapped around!
THE FIXER: The Hatchet is true. And not taking anything away from the tag team we end up facing at Monday Night Fights... The Calgary Connection has a Moe Green Special especially reserved just for you.
THE HATCHET: NAPW tag teams, it's time to pay up!