Post by Ravager on Nov 27, 2005 19:44:17 GMT -5
We are in the parking lot out side a local gym. It is fairly dark out. Ravager is wandering around, looking for something.
Now I'm sure you're wondering what I'm up to right now. Well, I'm actually in training for my match this Thursday. I just learned of Lobo's great new strategy. Bring in a geriatric Texan to teach you to play dirty. Bold move Lobo. Though I can't blame you. Look what playing dirty did for me. It got me fear and respect. And a win over you. But now I have to worry not just about Bill Fleming outside the ring, but also Tex or whatever his name is. So I've called in a friend of my own.
Ravager holds up an aluminum baseball bat.
Doesn't talk much, I know, but he's very effective. Now Lobo, you want lessons in how to play dirty? Here's lesson number one. Agitate your opponent.
Ravager points to a black car, parked across three handicapped spaces.
Behold, Static's car. I've been following him for a few hours. He's just started a late night workout. Now watch and learn Lobo.
Ravager proceeds to bash in every window and light on Static's car. He then proceeds to slash the tires.
Now that was fun, but how will Static know who did it?
Ravager pulls out a can of red spray paint.
That's when you leave your calling card.
Ravager proceeds to paint " Suck my Olympic Voodoo" on the hood of Static's car.
Okay. That was totally immature. But now I have a fuzzy feeling inside that I haven't felt in a while. But I'm sure you're asking " Won't Static see this video and realize that Ravager is just trying to frame Lobo?" Well yes, I'm sure he will see the video. The man isn't stupid. But will he see the video BEFORE he goes after Lobo? And will Lobo be able to reason with Static? (chuckles) That's where the fun is. You see Lobo, eye gouges and low blows are effective, and fun. But when it comes to playing dirty, you have a lot to learn. And this Thursday, I'm going to give you an education.
Ravager smirks as he walks off, though not before he smashes one tail light he missed.
To Be Continued...
Now I'm sure you're wondering what I'm up to right now. Well, I'm actually in training for my match this Thursday. I just learned of Lobo's great new strategy. Bring in a geriatric Texan to teach you to play dirty. Bold move Lobo. Though I can't blame you. Look what playing dirty did for me. It got me fear and respect. And a win over you. But now I have to worry not just about Bill Fleming outside the ring, but also Tex or whatever his name is. So I've called in a friend of my own.
Ravager holds up an aluminum baseball bat.
Doesn't talk much, I know, but he's very effective. Now Lobo, you want lessons in how to play dirty? Here's lesson number one. Agitate your opponent.
Ravager points to a black car, parked across three handicapped spaces.
Behold, Static's car. I've been following him for a few hours. He's just started a late night workout. Now watch and learn Lobo.
Ravager proceeds to bash in every window and light on Static's car. He then proceeds to slash the tires.
Now that was fun, but how will Static know who did it?
Ravager pulls out a can of red spray paint.
That's when you leave your calling card.
Ravager proceeds to paint " Suck my Olympic Voodoo" on the hood of Static's car.
Okay. That was totally immature. But now I have a fuzzy feeling inside that I haven't felt in a while. But I'm sure you're asking " Won't Static see this video and realize that Ravager is just trying to frame Lobo?" Well yes, I'm sure he will see the video. The man isn't stupid. But will he see the video BEFORE he goes after Lobo? And will Lobo be able to reason with Static? (chuckles) That's where the fun is. You see Lobo, eye gouges and low blows are effective, and fun. But when it comes to playing dirty, you have a lot to learn. And this Thursday, I'm going to give you an education.
Ravager smirks as he walks off, though not before he smashes one tail light he missed.
To Be Continued...