Post by The Decapitators on Nov 26, 2005 16:19:39 GMT -5
The scene starts with the secretary, Bernice, sitting at her desk filling out some forms. Diamond slams open the door.
Diamond (going through the door): Bernice!! How's it going?? Working hard or hardly working? Just kidding.
Bernice: Well, today it's been busy. But otherwise I'm having fun. OH! Today this REALLY cute guy came in and seduced me!
Diamond (sitting down): OooH, Bernice has a boyyyyfriend. What's his name, I could go talk to him for you.
Bernice: I think it was Cory Rodricks or something. I don't know he was kind of a jerk.
Diamond: You mean Kyle Roberts? DID HE TOUCH YOU!! Cause if he did I'll break his little-
Bernice (serious): No, Why? Does he owe you money or something??
Diamond: No, He's the guy who injured my knee.
Bernice: THAT A**HOLE!!
Diamond: You can say that again. He goes around thinking he's god's gift to women and running off his mouth and now he's trying to screw Axe and me out of our title.
Bernice: Oooohhhh...
Diamond: What? Wait; What did come in here for?
Bernice: Oh, you know this and that. (mumbles loud enough so Diamond can hear) The NAPW rule-book.
Diamond (yelling in shock) : THE RULE BOOK!?
Sits back down
Diamond (mumbling to himself): That a**clown is gonna ruin our chances. Better not tell Axe, He'll be furious.
Bernice: Is there anything I can do?
Diamond: Not really...Wait Bernice your a genius!!
Bernice: I am??
Diamond: Of course!! O.K. I'll need a rule book, please. (she hands him a rule book) and some M&M's please? (she gives him a handful from the tray on her desk. Diamond stuffs the M&M's in his mouth). Mnfmfmfffnm??
Bernice: What??
Diamond: Sorry. You have to promise not to tell Axe that Kyle has a rule book.
Bernice: I promise.
Diamond: OK, thanks.
Diamond leaves Bernice to the forms on her desk. Ten seconds go by, Diamond peeks back into the office.
Diamond: Bernice. You know that after Mom died, Dad hasn't been quite the same...So Dad wanted to know if you and your neices wanted to go bowling with Dad, Axe and I?
Bernice: Sure, how about Saturday Night?
Diamond: Saturday it is! See you then!
A new camera view is standing outside with Axe waiting for Diamond.
Axe: So how did it go?
Diamond: We officially have dates with Bernice's hot neices!!
Axe: Alright! What about all that other stuff you were talking about?
Diamond: What other stuff?
Axe: I clearly heard you talking about some other stuff.
Diamond: You need to get your ears checked man.
It Fades to Black while Diamond and Axe are arguing down the hallway.
Diamond (going through the door): Bernice!! How's it going?? Working hard or hardly working? Just kidding.
Bernice: Well, today it's been busy. But otherwise I'm having fun. OH! Today this REALLY cute guy came in and seduced me!
Diamond (sitting down): OooH, Bernice has a boyyyyfriend. What's his name, I could go talk to him for you.
Bernice: I think it was Cory Rodricks or something. I don't know he was kind of a jerk.
Diamond: You mean Kyle Roberts? DID HE TOUCH YOU!! Cause if he did I'll break his little-
Bernice (serious): No, Why? Does he owe you money or something??
Diamond: No, He's the guy who injured my knee.
Bernice: THAT A**HOLE!!
Diamond: You can say that again. He goes around thinking he's god's gift to women and running off his mouth and now he's trying to screw Axe and me out of our title.
Bernice: Oooohhhh...
Diamond: What? Wait; What did come in here for?
Bernice: Oh, you know this and that. (mumbles loud enough so Diamond can hear) The NAPW rule-book.
Diamond (yelling in shock) : THE RULE BOOK!?
Sits back down
Diamond (mumbling to himself): That a**clown is gonna ruin our chances. Better not tell Axe, He'll be furious.
Bernice: Is there anything I can do?
Diamond: Not really...Wait Bernice your a genius!!
Bernice: I am??
Diamond: Of course!! O.K. I'll need a rule book, please. (she hands him a rule book) and some M&M's please? (she gives him a handful from the tray on her desk. Diamond stuffs the M&M's in his mouth). Mnfmfmfffnm??
Bernice: What??
Diamond: Sorry. You have to promise not to tell Axe that Kyle has a rule book.
Bernice: I promise.
Diamond: OK, thanks.
Diamond leaves Bernice to the forms on her desk. Ten seconds go by, Diamond peeks back into the office.
Diamond: Bernice. You know that after Mom died, Dad hasn't been quite the same...So Dad wanted to know if you and your neices wanted to go bowling with Dad, Axe and I?
Bernice: Sure, how about Saturday Night?
Diamond: Saturday it is! See you then!
A new camera view is standing outside with Axe waiting for Diamond.
Axe: So how did it go?
Diamond: We officially have dates with Bernice's hot neices!!
Axe: Alright! What about all that other stuff you were talking about?
Diamond: What other stuff?
Axe: I clearly heard you talking about some other stuff.
Diamond: You need to get your ears checked man.
It Fades to Black while Diamond and Axe are arguing down the hallway.