Post by nexusone on Nov 25, 2005 19:07:57 GMT -5
( Rex Caliber is asleep at his split level, 3 bedroom home in Parts Unknown. He awakes to the sound of music, more specifically “ Highway to Hell” which is a ring tone on his cell phone. He has that ring tone dedicated to his agent : Brian McKinney. Rex finally answers the phone in a groggy state.)
Rex: Yeah
Brian: Your first match will be December the first at a huge arena show for New Alberta Wrestling.
Rex: Cool, what’s the location, beyond obviously Alberta.
Brian: The details are Edmonton, Alberta, Canada at the Butterdome. December 1, 2005, be at the building around 5 pm.
Rex: You need to start just emailing me everything.
Brian: Why is that Sir?
Rex: Well you are a little to annoying at 9 in the morning. But anyway what match am I in?
Brian: Your going to love this, a 17 man battle royal for a bye in the Television Title tournament.
Rex: What the hell do you mean I will love this??? You know how dangerous a damn battle royal is?! 16 angry guys going after the new, handsome guy, so he won’t steal their spot. Who is in this match with me?
Brian: Well to name a few : Death..
(Rex interrupts him suddenly.)
Rex: Death, you booked me in a match with Death. What the hell is a Death. If this ends up being a freak show, God help you.
Brian: There’s also Nightmare, Khaos, Thunder, a Moose, a Viking and some others.
Rex: So I’m fighting guys who are basically freaks of nature and might be somewhat kin to large animals with antlers.
Brian: Well I’m sure their just cute gimmicks to get kids to watch.
Rex: Have you ever watched wrestling. Guys don’t call themselves Nightmare to get kids to watch. They do it because the like hurting people. I wanted to debut against a regular wrestler, that I could beat and get the ring rust off of me. You booked me in a massacre with 16 men.
Brian: Well I did get you a single bout for your match in Cleveland.
Rex: The one three days later. What if I don’t make it? Don’t call back unless you have good news.
(Rex Caliber hangs up, still half asleep, and with the knowledge now that his first match in almost 4 months will be a battle royal, against 16 of NAPW’s strangest guys. Rex goes to the kitchen and sees his gorgeous, blonde, girlfriend: Lisa, cooking breakfast.)
Rex: I’ll be going to Canada next week, then making a stop off in Ohio a few days later. Oh, can I get some bacon and grits?
(Lisa puts some bacon in the frying pan.)
Lisa: I don’t have a passport, how am I going to go with you?
Rex: You weren’t actually going with me…
(Lisa gives Rex a confused, angry look.)
Lisa: Oh, I wasn’t? But I haven’t seen you wrestle, you know how much I want to watch you.
Rex: My first weekend back, I think it’ll be better if I go it alone. I don’t want the added pressure of my girl watching me.
(Lisa still looking angry continues to cook. Rex senses her anger and tries to change the subject.)
Rex: I was thinking about getting you that dog you’ve been begging for. You know so you’ll have someone to run with, while you try to lose weight.
(Lisa’s face turns dark red as she commences to burning his bacon. She gives him the burnt bacon, and an un-opened packet of grits. She storms into the other room.)
Rex: HONEY, DON’T BE MAD YOU’RE THE ONE WHO SAID YOU WERE GETTING FAT, NOT ME.
(Rex hears a door slam, and he begins his day with some burnt bacon, a super pissed girlfriend, with training for a battle royal still to do as well.)
Rex: Yeah
Brian: Your first match will be December the first at a huge arena show for New Alberta Wrestling.
Rex: Cool, what’s the location, beyond obviously Alberta.
Brian: The details are Edmonton, Alberta, Canada at the Butterdome. December 1, 2005, be at the building around 5 pm.
Rex: You need to start just emailing me everything.
Brian: Why is that Sir?
Rex: Well you are a little to annoying at 9 in the morning. But anyway what match am I in?
Brian: Your going to love this, a 17 man battle royal for a bye in the Television Title tournament.
Rex: What the hell do you mean I will love this??? You know how dangerous a damn battle royal is?! 16 angry guys going after the new, handsome guy, so he won’t steal their spot. Who is in this match with me?
Brian: Well to name a few : Death..
(Rex interrupts him suddenly.)
Rex: Death, you booked me in a match with Death. What the hell is a Death. If this ends up being a freak show, God help you.
Brian: There’s also Nightmare, Khaos, Thunder, a Moose, a Viking and some others.
Rex: So I’m fighting guys who are basically freaks of nature and might be somewhat kin to large animals with antlers.
Brian: Well I’m sure their just cute gimmicks to get kids to watch.
Rex: Have you ever watched wrestling. Guys don’t call themselves Nightmare to get kids to watch. They do it because the like hurting people. I wanted to debut against a regular wrestler, that I could beat and get the ring rust off of me. You booked me in a massacre with 16 men.
Brian: Well I did get you a single bout for your match in Cleveland.
Rex: The one three days later. What if I don’t make it? Don’t call back unless you have good news.
(Rex Caliber hangs up, still half asleep, and with the knowledge now that his first match in almost 4 months will be a battle royal, against 16 of NAPW’s strangest guys. Rex goes to the kitchen and sees his gorgeous, blonde, girlfriend: Lisa, cooking breakfast.)
Rex: I’ll be going to Canada next week, then making a stop off in Ohio a few days later. Oh, can I get some bacon and grits?
(Lisa puts some bacon in the frying pan.)
Lisa: I don’t have a passport, how am I going to go with you?
Rex: You weren’t actually going with me…
(Lisa gives Rex a confused, angry look.)
Lisa: Oh, I wasn’t? But I haven’t seen you wrestle, you know how much I want to watch you.
Rex: My first weekend back, I think it’ll be better if I go it alone. I don’t want the added pressure of my girl watching me.
(Lisa still looking angry continues to cook. Rex senses her anger and tries to change the subject.)
Rex: I was thinking about getting you that dog you’ve been begging for. You know so you’ll have someone to run with, while you try to lose weight.
(Lisa’s face turns dark red as she commences to burning his bacon. She gives him the burnt bacon, and an un-opened packet of grits. She storms into the other room.)
Rex: HONEY, DON’T BE MAD YOU’RE THE ONE WHO SAID YOU WERE GETTING FAT, NOT ME.
(Rex hears a door slam, and he begins his day with some burnt bacon, a super pissed girlfriend, with training for a battle royal still to do as well.)