Post by The Decapitators on Nov 25, 2005 14:13:05 GMT -5
The Decapitators are at West Edmonton Mall signing some autographs for NAPW. They are laughing and having a good time taking pictures, shaking hands and singing any memorabilia that comes along.
Two 9 year olds who have dressed up as The Decapitators come up to the booth. One child has a bald wig and fake goatee, trying to be Axe, while the other looks like a clone of Diamond. The are wearing black leather coats with each respective name on the back and instead of black tights they have black jeans. Their leather (rubber) boots have the respective names down them in yellow felt marker.
Diamond and Axe look up from signing autographs and look up in awe at the two young Decapitators.
Axe: What do want us to sign boys?
Young Axe: Well, uh. We don't have anything to sign. We just wanted to get a picture of us with you.
Diamond: Nothing to sign!! Well we'll just give you something to sign!
Diamond takes out two brand new Decapitator shirt's that have not even hit the market yet.
Axe (signing the t-shirt) : There you go boy's. You are officially the first people to ever wear those brand-new t-shirts.
Young Decapitators: WOW!!
The boys take off their leather jackets and place the t-shirts over top their "Fear the Beast" T-shirts. Axe and Diamond laugh at the sight of the D-X t-shirts.
Diamond: Don't you know that D-X is old and smelly?
Young Diamond (laughing): Of course their old. But I hope their not too smelly that you'd have to wear a clothes pin over your nose on Thursday!
All laugh
Axe: Well boy's we'd love to chat all day but their's some more people who need our autographs too!
The camera-man pans left showing a long line-up of impatient wrestling fans. One is clearly dressed as a Wookie.
Wookie: This isn't the Star Wars Convention!
Diamond: RRRiiiiiiight....
Young Decap's: Well, Thanks!!
Axe: Wait boys! You forgot something. (handing them three front-row tickets to Black Thursday)
Diamond (as they are all taking a picture together): Now you have to remember to bring your parent or guardian. (handing the camera back) OK?
Young Decap's: OK!! Bye!
Decap's: BYE!! See you at Black Thursday!!
Diamond (whispering to Axe): Man I hope we win, or I'm gonna feel like an a**!
Fades to Black while The Decap's sit back down to sign more Autographs.
Two 9 year olds who have dressed up as The Decapitators come up to the booth. One child has a bald wig and fake goatee, trying to be Axe, while the other looks like a clone of Diamond. The are wearing black leather coats with each respective name on the back and instead of black tights they have black jeans. Their leather (rubber) boots have the respective names down them in yellow felt marker.
Diamond and Axe look up from signing autographs and look up in awe at the two young Decapitators.
Axe: What do want us to sign boys?
Young Axe: Well, uh. We don't have anything to sign. We just wanted to get a picture of us with you.
Diamond: Nothing to sign!! Well we'll just give you something to sign!
Diamond takes out two brand new Decapitator shirt's that have not even hit the market yet.
Axe (signing the t-shirt) : There you go boy's. You are officially the first people to ever wear those brand-new t-shirts.
Young Decapitators: WOW!!
The boys take off their leather jackets and place the t-shirts over top their "Fear the Beast" T-shirts. Axe and Diamond laugh at the sight of the D-X t-shirts.
Diamond: Don't you know that D-X is old and smelly?
Young Diamond (laughing): Of course their old. But I hope their not too smelly that you'd have to wear a clothes pin over your nose on Thursday!
All laugh
Axe: Well boy's we'd love to chat all day but their's some more people who need our autographs too!
The camera-man pans left showing a long line-up of impatient wrestling fans. One is clearly dressed as a Wookie.
Wookie: This isn't the Star Wars Convention!
Diamond: RRRiiiiiiight....
Young Decap's: Well, Thanks!!
Axe: Wait boys! You forgot something. (handing them three front-row tickets to Black Thursday)
Diamond (as they are all taking a picture together): Now you have to remember to bring your parent or guardian. (handing the camera back) OK?
Young Decap's: OK!! Bye!
Decap's: BYE!! See you at Black Thursday!!
Diamond (whispering to Axe): Man I hope we win, or I'm gonna feel like an a**!
Fades to Black while The Decap's sit back down to sign more Autographs.