Post by viking on Oct 29, 2005 10:19:07 GMT -5
The camera shows the locker room door opening because inside we here loud uncontrollable laughing... the camera slowly pans over to see Viking sitting on a chair leaning back against the wall laughing so hard he can barely sit up without falling...
D!...D!...D!...that's my name damn it!...D!... I never watched something so damn funny in a long time...Tiger Woods!... (continues laughing)...If that voice of yours was'nt so squeaky maybe just maybe we could take you seriously...the day you reach puberty we'll call you a man...
Viking stops laughing abruptly and looks directly into the camera...
PEANUT!....THAT IS JUST PLAIN STUPID!...YES D WE WILL MEET IN THE CENTER OF THE RING... BUT THAT'S HOW THE MEETING WILL END...THIS IS YOUR FIRST MATCH AND IT WILL BE YOUR LAST!... AN OVER CONFIDENT KID LIKE YOU WON'T MAKE IT IN THIS BUSINESS... YOU HAVE TO EARN RESPECT!....AND ON MONDAY NIGHT VIKING WILL TEACH YOU RESPECT!...
Viking leans back in his chair....
D...someday you'll learn...and remember this date October 31...2005...the day of your first professional match...write this down in your little diary...October 31...2005...NAPW my first ever professional match...Halloween night... What a nightmare I got my butt kicked by Viking!... Remember that kid this ain't golf and you're no Tiger Woods....
Camera fades to black...
D!...D!...D!...that's my name damn it!...D!... I never watched something so damn funny in a long time...Tiger Woods!... (continues laughing)...If that voice of yours was'nt so squeaky maybe just maybe we could take you seriously...the day you reach puberty we'll call you a man...
Viking stops laughing abruptly and looks directly into the camera...
PEANUT!....THAT IS JUST PLAIN STUPID!...YES D WE WILL MEET IN THE CENTER OF THE RING... BUT THAT'S HOW THE MEETING WILL END...THIS IS YOUR FIRST MATCH AND IT WILL BE YOUR LAST!... AN OVER CONFIDENT KID LIKE YOU WON'T MAKE IT IN THIS BUSINESS... YOU HAVE TO EARN RESPECT!....AND ON MONDAY NIGHT VIKING WILL TEACH YOU RESPECT!...
Viking leans back in his chair....
D...someday you'll learn...and remember this date October 31...2005...the day of your first professional match...write this down in your little diary...October 31...2005...NAPW my first ever professional match...Halloween night... What a nightmare I got my butt kicked by Viking!... Remember that kid this ain't golf and you're no Tiger Woods....
Camera fades to black...