Post by The Decapitators on Nov 16, 2005 23:02:42 GMT -5
Axe and Diamond [who is with a crutch, a cast on his leg and a Shopping Cart full of weapons] are in the ring with Josh Reynolds. They are all accompanied by a mysterious, muscular man.
Josh: Hello! This is Josh Reynolds here with The Decapitators. Boys, whats going on today?
Axe: Well Josh, I've been thinking lately how long its been since I was in a Hardcore Match. So Diamond got this great idea to "refresh my memory" so to speak. Anyone with a heart condition or under the age of tweve might want to change the channel or go read the book.
Diamond: Or go drink the stuff underneath the sink or something
Axe: That explains everything. Anyways, GO!
Diamond winds up with a Singapore Cane, trying to keep his ballance, and nails Axe right across the back making a thunderous snap which is echoed throughout the empty arena.
Axe winces for less than a second but is up before Josh could even react to what just happened.
Josh: ARE YOU INSANE!? WHAT THE HELL!? YOUR SICK! AND TWISTED!
Axe: That was just the light stuff, we brought a proffesional batter from Russia who is said to be the next Mickey Mantle. Diamond hand him the Cane.
Diamond: Axe, I have a bad feeling about this-
Before Diamond has a chance to speak anymore the Man takes the Cane, winds up and SHATTERS the Cane into what seems to be a million pieces. Axe immediatley drops to his knees nursing his back.
Diamond and Josh are in awe while Axe is not struggling at all to get back to his feet.
Axe: OoooooKay! Well now that we are done with the Cane lets move on to some more challenging items.
Axe pulls out a frying pan, ready to hit himself in the head. Diamond quickly grabs the pan.
Diamond: Whoah, whoah, whoah. Were wrestling here, not cooking eggs.
Axe sets the pan down while Josh breaths a sigh of relief. Axe rummages through trowing out things like rubber chickens and extra-large Listerine bottles. Axe stops and pulls out a street sign, Diamond sighs and takes the sign.
Diamond raises the street sign over his head and smashes it down leaving an humongous dent in the sign. He goes to give the sign to the Russian baseball player only to see that he is sitting down a couple rows back into the arena. Diamond shrugs and gives Axe another slightly harder smash over the head.
Axe's reaction time to get from his knees to the shopping cart is slower but is still fairly fast. He shuffles through throwing out more useless junk and a pair of brass knucks, quickly giving himself a tap to the head. He spots something intruiging.
Axe: Hey Beast? How do you like me now? I'm not even down yet, and trust me I can go through a iron-man match needing twenty stitches in my head; Can You?(he pauses) I though not. But now that I've shown you my toughness I show you what real pain looks like.
Axe pulls out of the Shopping Cart a long coil of barbed wire. Both Josh and Diamond back away to each corner, their eyes fixated on the barbed wire.
Axe: Don't get your hopes up Beast, I'm not going to hit myself with it, no. I'm going to hit you with it! And then there in the middle of the ring I'll pin you one-two-three. And then the most anticipated rematch of the whole year will happen at Black Sunday when the Decapitators take D-X's Tag Team Gold!
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Josh: Hello! This is Josh Reynolds here with The Decapitators. Boys, whats going on today?
Axe: Well Josh, I've been thinking lately how long its been since I was in a Hardcore Match. So Diamond got this great idea to "refresh my memory" so to speak. Anyone with a heart condition or under the age of tweve might want to change the channel or go read the book.
Diamond: Or go drink the stuff underneath the sink or something
Axe: That explains everything. Anyways, GO!
Diamond winds up with a Singapore Cane, trying to keep his ballance, and nails Axe right across the back making a thunderous snap which is echoed throughout the empty arena.
Axe winces for less than a second but is up before Josh could even react to what just happened.
Josh: ARE YOU INSANE!? WHAT THE HELL!? YOUR SICK! AND TWISTED!
Axe: That was just the light stuff, we brought a proffesional batter from Russia who is said to be the next Mickey Mantle. Diamond hand him the Cane.
Diamond: Axe, I have a bad feeling about this-
Before Diamond has a chance to speak anymore the Man takes the Cane, winds up and SHATTERS the Cane into what seems to be a million pieces. Axe immediatley drops to his knees nursing his back.
Diamond and Josh are in awe while Axe is not struggling at all to get back to his feet.
Axe: OoooooKay! Well now that we are done with the Cane lets move on to some more challenging items.
Axe pulls out a frying pan, ready to hit himself in the head. Diamond quickly grabs the pan.
Diamond: Whoah, whoah, whoah. Were wrestling here, not cooking eggs.
Axe sets the pan down while Josh breaths a sigh of relief. Axe rummages through trowing out things like rubber chickens and extra-large Listerine bottles. Axe stops and pulls out a street sign, Diamond sighs and takes the sign.
Diamond raises the street sign over his head and smashes it down leaving an humongous dent in the sign. He goes to give the sign to the Russian baseball player only to see that he is sitting down a couple rows back into the arena. Diamond shrugs and gives Axe another slightly harder smash over the head.
Axe's reaction time to get from his knees to the shopping cart is slower but is still fairly fast. He shuffles through throwing out more useless junk and a pair of brass knucks, quickly giving himself a tap to the head. He spots something intruiging.
Axe: Hey Beast? How do you like me now? I'm not even down yet, and trust me I can go through a iron-man match needing twenty stitches in my head; Can You?(he pauses) I though not. But now that I've shown you my toughness I show you what real pain looks like.
Axe pulls out of the Shopping Cart a long coil of barbed wire. Both Josh and Diamond back away to each corner, their eyes fixated on the barbed wire.
Axe: Don't get your hopes up Beast, I'm not going to hit myself with it, no. I'm going to hit you with it! And then there in the middle of the ring I'll pin you one-two-three. And then the most anticipated rematch of the whole year will happen at Black Sunday when the Decapitators take D-X's Tag Team Gold!
Fades to Black...