Post by Lobo on Nov 16, 2005 22:05:04 GMT -5
Lobo is on the set of The World's Toughest Man talking to some other tough-man competitors, relaxing and having a good time.
Lobo: Static? What the hell is wrong with you?
Oh, wait, It must be all that oral sensations you and Bill give each other. That must me it.
Lobo pauses for a second to let the laughter of the others to die down.
You see Static, your reign of going around telling people to suck your voodoo with retarded poultry are just about over. The time for Lobo to shine as a wrestler has come. So kiss that title good-bye and maybe give Bill a little kiss on the cheek-
Background: Or Wherever Else!
Lobo (chuckling): And hope to god that Lobo doesn't break your leg.
Lobo stands up and gets himself another beer out of the cooler.
Lobo: And as for Ravager, you say were not done. But it's over for your chances at getting that Provincial Title and if you want it back, your going to have to earn a shot. Just like I did. I took the initiative to set myself up for this chance of a lifetime, I took that chair and I SWUNG. But Ravager, I know that words mean little to you and your a man of business.
Lobo takes out a huge stack of bills. Some of the men in the back are impressed at the amount of money.
I know that last time I gave you money to do something it backfired; actually I think that's why your number 2 on the rankings and I'm number 1. But I still can't help myself from helping the needy and desperate, so here is one, no, two thousand dollars to stay away from the ring when our match is going on.
Lobo puts away the money.
Oh, and Bill; I know your a little busy with your match-up but theres a little incentive for you too, to stay away from ringside.
Lobo pulls out an American Dollar Bill.
But seriously Bill think of it this way; Take the amount of damage your going to get from Ravager and double it. That does make sense if you think about it; Twice the man than Ravager, twice the damage...
Lobo sits down
Oh and Static, See you Thursday...
Fades to Black with voices of Lobo and friends talking and having a good time...
Lobo: Static? What the hell is wrong with you?
Oh, wait, It must be all that oral sensations you and Bill give each other. That must me it.
Lobo pauses for a second to let the laughter of the others to die down.
You see Static, your reign of going around telling people to suck your voodoo with retarded poultry are just about over. The time for Lobo to shine as a wrestler has come. So kiss that title good-bye and maybe give Bill a little kiss on the cheek-
Background: Or Wherever Else!
Lobo (chuckling): And hope to god that Lobo doesn't break your leg.
Lobo stands up and gets himself another beer out of the cooler.
Lobo: And as for Ravager, you say were not done. But it's over for your chances at getting that Provincial Title and if you want it back, your going to have to earn a shot. Just like I did. I took the initiative to set myself up for this chance of a lifetime, I took that chair and I SWUNG. But Ravager, I know that words mean little to you and your a man of business.
Lobo takes out a huge stack of bills. Some of the men in the back are impressed at the amount of money.
I know that last time I gave you money to do something it backfired; actually I think that's why your number 2 on the rankings and I'm number 1. But I still can't help myself from helping the needy and desperate, so here is one, no, two thousand dollars to stay away from the ring when our match is going on.
Lobo puts away the money.
Oh, and Bill; I know your a little busy with your match-up but theres a little incentive for you too, to stay away from ringside.
Lobo pulls out an American Dollar Bill.
But seriously Bill think of it this way; Take the amount of damage your going to get from Ravager and double it. That does make sense if you think about it; Twice the man than Ravager, twice the damage...
Lobo sits down
Oh and Static, See you Thursday...
Fades to Black with voices of Lobo and friends talking and having a good time...